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Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
> Activate proper clothing if not done so already. Leave home once clothed.
Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:09 am
Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
If I've slept enough, get my ass outta bed and take a shower. Then go put on a polo and shorts. Don't forget the Ray-bans.
Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:46 am
Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
>Clean the kitchen, go flip the "Open/Closed" -sign on the wall.
Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:00 am
CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
Tomaster - Robert Macintosh: [10]
You swagger out your door with style, wearing a polo shirt, shorts, Air Jordans, and your trusty Ray-Bans glasses.
”Hells yeah.”
_ Equipped - Clothes (Polo Shirt, Shorts, Air Jordans, Ray-Bans) Inventory Abilities - Sixth Sense: After being ambushed, Robert has learned to listen to his instincts, and has additional time to react to any incoming threats. (+1/-1 to dodging attacks)
Natti – Mikey: [9]
After some clean-up duty, you go downstairs.
It's the same as ever, flowers hanging from the walls, sitting in pots, laying in bouquets. Sighing as you trudge along, you flip the front sign from “closed” to “open” and take a seat behind the counter.
It's a slow day.
It's only then that you hear a soft jingle from the front of the shop. A young lady steps into the store and give you a shy look.
”Hi...” “Hello there... How can I help you this fine day?” “Well uhm... I'd like the to buy some flowers.”
_ Equipped - Clothes Inventory Abilities - Rage: +2 to 3 rolls in a row when he gets angry.
Hyperkultra - Jack D. Lovegale: [4]
You throw on some clothes. It's not much, but you manage to make a decent outfit. Once outside you apartment doors you find that it truly is a wonderful day.
The sun is shining, and sky is clear. ”Charming.”
_ Equipped - Clothes (Button-Up Shirt, Jeans) Inventory Abilities - Adrenal Bullet Time: Danger causes his mind to speed up to about 1.5x normal speed because of his intense physical lifestyle. (+- 2 to dangerous situations, can only be used 2 times in a row)
CaveCricket48 – Claire: [1]
Upon arriving to the employee bathroom to find your hair an absolute mess. It's standing up everywhere, and your clothes are completely wrinkled.
Not only that, but you must have been dead tired last night, because you slept in your work clothes.
”Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!”
You neaten yourself up as much as possible, but you're still a big mess.
”Claire! We're opening! I need you here, NOW!” With a groan and a grumble, you step out to the counter to serve the first customer.
”Hey! You!” You always hated being called. ”Yes? How can I help you?” You put on your best smile. “Can I have a cappuccino? Easy on the chocolate, and extra whipped cream on top.”
You can have cream alright. Oh, yes, you can have ALL the cream you want! ”One cappuccino, easy on the chocolate and extra whipped cream coming right up.”
You take a cup, fill it with twice brewed coffee, put in a bit of chocolate, then PILE HIGH THE GODDAMN THING HIGH WITH WHIPPED CREAM. You slam it on the counter in front of the little bastard. ”That'll be five dollars, sir.”
He stares at you, speechless.
_ Equipped - Clothes (Coffee Shop Uniform) Inventory Abilities - Escapee: +1 to actions involving speed and dexterity.
Ragdollmaster - Cole Albright: [7]
Getting back to business, you clean yourself up and head to the kitchen.
”Ah... Coffee Maker 5000. How glad I am to see you this fine morning.”
A couple button presses later, you're sipping the finest coffee in the land.
_ Equipped - Clothes Inventory Abilities - Heavy Hitter: (+1 to melee combat)
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:46 am
CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
> Switch mental mode to "work" and serve this man a proper cappuccino.
Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:50 am
Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
>Ask what kind of flowers she wants to buy. Show her various flowers if she doesn't know.
Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:30 am
Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
"Hm. What to do... ah, of course!" >Shamble over to le PlayStation 3 and play some Battlefield.
Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:18 pm
TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
> Drive on over to work, see if anything is catastrophically melting down.
Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:34 pm
Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
Call up a bro, and go chill for a while.
Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:16 pm
CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
Tomaster - Robert Macintosh: [2]
Taking out your cellphone, you call an old friend of yours.
”Yo, who is it.” “It's Rob, dude. What's up?” “Ah man, we're havin' a party over here.” “Sounds sick man, I'll be right over.”
You pull up a couple minutes later.
You knock, but nobody comes. No music. No talking.
_ Equipped - Clothes (Polo Shirt, Shorts, Air Jordans, Ray-Bans) Inventory Abilities - Sixth Sense: After being ambushed, Robert has learned to listen to his instincts, and has additional time to react to any incoming threats. (+1/-1 to dodging attacks)
Natti – Mikey: [6]
”Well, you came to the right place. What would you like? Daisies? Lilacs?” “Well uh... Mother's Day is coming up...” That's right. Mother's Day. You'd completely forgotten, what with... well... ”Roses?” “Yeah...” “Here, follow me.”
You lead her over to the front of the shop, just by the window. ”There you are, red roses.” “Oh... how silly of me not to notice...” Her cheeks go red as beets as she looks away in embarrassment.
She really is pretty.
_ Equipped - Clothes Inventory Abilities - Rage: +2 to 3 rolls in a row when he gets angry.
Hyperkultra - Jack D. Lovegale: [8]
For a moment, you stand there, outside, staring at your Lamborghini Aventador. Sometimes your forget how lucky you are.
Quickly dismissing the thought, you climb into your car and drive to your workplace.
You park just outside the doors of a large, corporate building
”Ah... the life of a CEO.”
_ Equipped - Clothes (Button-Up Shirt, Jeans) Inventory Abilities - Adrenal Bullet Time: Danger causes his mind to speed up to about 1.5x normal speed because of his intense physical lifestyle. (+- 2 to dangerous situations, can only be used 2 times in a row)
CaveCricket48 – Claire: [1+1=2]
”Claire. Serve the man a proper coffee.”
“Grr...”
Your grab the cappuccino, and heft it upwards haughtily – only you forget that cups only hold liquid if they're pointed upwards.
If you thought your uniform was bad before, it's now completely soaked in coffee from the neck down.
It's only then that the customer speaks. ”Hot.”
Bastard.
_ Equipped - Clothes (Coffee Stained Coffee Shop Uniform) Inventory Abilities - Escapee: +1 to actions involving speed and dexterity.
Ragdollmaster - Cole Albright: [1]
Once you finish your coffee, you head over to the living room.
"Hm. What to do... ah, of course!" You head straight over to your PS3's controller, and hit the PS button.
… Silence.
”Well, that's strange.”
You walk over to the PS3, and hit the power button. Smoke rises out of the back.
”Dayum, gurl.”
_ Equipped - Clothes Inventory Abilities - Heavy Hitter: (+1 to melee combat)
Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:16 am
Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
Dial up my douche friend. Yo, where the are you bro?
Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:23 am
CaveCricket48
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm Posts: 13144 Location: Here
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
> Mental switch to "nice."
Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:22 am
Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
Oh god oh god social situations I can't handle them in real life either >Ask her how many roses she wants and make her a bunch of them. Then take her to the counter for payment.
Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:25 am
Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
Re: Roll to Dodge - Ark
>Blow in the ventilation ports, as this will magically fix the unbreakable PS3.
Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:00 pm
TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
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