(to robot) "What planet are we above?"
Move (and look) out the corridor, seeing if there is anything else there. use the steel rod as a weapon.

"Accessing crew manifest in ship's archives...
Alexander Forsius:
Birth date: 156th day of the 78th year of the new era
Birth location: SS-3, unknown location
Rank: experienced crewman (3 years of service)
Function: maintenace, damage control"


It doesn't say access denied, it says access granted but the door is jammed.


"Accessing flight history in ship's archives...
We are orbiting above, or should I say slowly falling towards 15485S-5, a planet newly discovered in system 15485.
It is a telluric planet of 1.24652 times the mass of SS-3, very similar in composition, it has an atmosphere constituted of the folowwing gases:
CO2:42.24%
O2:33.21%
N2:23.13%
Ar:1.20%
Ne:0.22%
Surface pressure: 112.612 kN/cm²
Surface temperature average: 291.26K
Surface gravity average: 1.14548g
Life signs detected"

What... WHAT... I'm a doctor...?

"IAMU-6452, relay knowledge database on Steve Master."
Also... WE ARE FALLING?!?!?

"Accessing crew manifest in ship's archives...
Steve Master:
Birth date: 24th day of the 71th year of the new era
Birth location: SS-3, unknown location due to database corruption
Rank: doctor in computer science and artificial intelligence
Function: research

We will hit the surface of the planet in 80136s, that's probably why the ship interrupted your stasis, or because its power is almost depleted, which is also why we are falling."

Here is some reading for you:




"Accessing crew manifest in ship's archives...
Isaac Jones:
Birth date: 267th day of the 72nd year of the new era
Birth location: SS-3, unknown location due to database corruption
Rank: Chief engineer
Function: Chief engineer

Accessing ship's schematics... error, data corrupted
Trying to recover data from the ship's archives...done, we are in corridor 47e of the scientific sector.

Accessing cargo manifest... error, data corrupted
Reconstructing cargo manifest from cargo history in archives... ... ... done
Listing cargo:

Military sector:

_750 PP-42
_750 BR-57
_1250 SDR-27
_247 GL-11
_1200 PS-26
_2500 PS-22
_145 tactical nuclear devices
_3 error, cargo code unknown
_750 Plasma-H Mk VII torpedoes
_12500 225mm plasma cannon shells
_15000000 12mm plasma bullets
_50000 UPP-72
_error, military cargo history corrupted, cannot continue

Scientific Sector:
Fatal error: no cargo history for this sector

Error: cannot recover sector name
Error: cannot recover sector cargo history due to corrupted data



Analysing... ... ... ... done:
This is a PS-22: A personnal shield generator used by both military and scientific personnel to protect the user from a dangerous environment, it can also absorb impacts and electrical discharges but wasn't designed as a defence against weapons, so its power output is quite low and it won't protect the user from anything more powerful than a 450joules bullet or a 120 joules plasma charge, however it offers good protection against pressure waves. Its current charge is only 22% because its main capacitor is damaged, it will automatically recharge to this level in about 22s after a total discharge. A 22% charge represents a useable energy of 2200 joules.



My proper designation is IAMU-6452.

Accessing crew manifest in ship's archives...
James Fisher:
Birth date: 154th day of the 75th year of the new era
Birth location: SS-18, error, there is no planet with the designation SS-18, information must be false
Rank: Major
Function: Member of the Black Inquisition

Accessing scientific database...
Experiment 47:
Experiment 47 is an attempt to master an alien technology found on SS-4 by the local mining guild, its function appears to be to transport people and objects from one point to another in space and time. In order to transport it must be connected to another similar device on the other end, these devices identifie one another with a sequence of symbols activated on the device it warks like a sort of adress. We understand what it does quite well but how is a much more difficult question, we still haven't got a clue on how it works as it seems to defy every theory we have on space-time travel. Using the device we have sent probes and exploration teams on various planets having similar devices. Here is the data we have:

Planet 1(location unknown):
4th planet of a system of 10 planets orbiting a binary star of absolute magnitude 4.63 (more data on the system available, but this is the short version)
surface temperature on transportation site: 297 to 316K
duration of a day: 28.63 standard hours
appearance:
aboundant vegetation, probable animal life, moderate volcanic activity 12.1km from the device, atmosphere breathable, gravity similar to SS-3(0.96958g), no team was sent
(more data on the planet available, but this is the short version)


Planet 2(probable location: SS-3, probable year: -600)
surface temperature on transportation site: 208 to 236K
duration of a day: 24.01 standard hours
appearance: siberia, no team was sent
(more data on the planet available, but this is the short version)


Planet 3(location unknown):
12th planet of a system of 32 planets orbiting a supergiant star of absolute magnitude -7.2 (more data on the system available, but this is the short version)
surface temperature on transportation site: 264 to 892K
duration of a day: 62.3 standard hours
appearance: rocks, craters, no atmosphere, a gravity of 3.48752g, no team was sent
(more data on the planet available, but this is the short version)

Planet 4(location: 15485S-5):
5th planet of a system of 9 planets orbiting a yellow dwarf star of absolute magnitude 4.78 (more data on the system available, but this is the short version)
surface temperature on transportation site: 284 to 304K
duration of a day: 18.2 standard hours
appearance: moderate vegetation, breathable atmosphere, heavy gravity(1.14547g), hostile animal life, a team was sent and never came back, since we know the location of this planet, the captain has decided to go rescue the team
(more data on the planet available, but this is the short version)




Processing... ... ... ... ... .. ... done
When this ship arrived to this planet 1246.154 standard years ago to rescue a team sent on its surface in experiment 47 they was no intelligent life on the planet, as this ship is way out of communications range from any colonized system, it is unlikely anyone else came here, however 1246.154 years is a long time and this isn't absolutely certain. Considering this, the most likely possibility is that these humans are the descendants of the team sent on the planet, but once again with so little information I cannot process an accurate prediction over such an extended period of time.


As I already said here is the military equipment manifest I reconstructed:

_750 PP-42
_750 BR-57
_1250 SDR-27
_247 GL-11
_1200 PS-26
_2500 PS-22
_145 tactical nuclear devices
_3 error, cargo code unknown
_750 Plasma-H Mk VII torpedoes
_12500 225mm plasma cannon shells
_15000000 12mm plasma bullets
_50000 UPP-72
_error, military cargo history corrupted, cannot continue

The military sector can be accessed by the corridors of the ship or using the internal teleportation network, if it still works.

But why do i have to be the bad guy.

"IAMU-6452, please tell me where the armoury is."

EDITED action

Start walking to the armoury

Who said you are a bad guy? And even if you once where you don't remember a thing and are a new person now.




"I can lead you through the ship's corridors, it will take approximately 23min, you can also use the teleportation grid by saying this:
Activate internal teleportation grid, destination [insert destination].
Since the teleportation grid is independant from the main system it should still work in most areas of the ship."

IAMU - I AM U.

Strange.

IAMU-6452, state a self damage report.

Go with James to the armoury.

WAT... We have 145 nukes... O.o

Anyway...

ask everyone if they are ready to teleport, then, if they are, All say aloud together "Activate internal teleportation grid, destination Armory" If not, then continue down the corridor carefully.

IAMU = Independant Automated Maintenance Unit

"Starting self-repair cycle...
analysing...
processing... ...
computing... ... ...
checking for errors... ... ... ...
error: no error found, they must be an error in the error detection system that isn't really an error that generates the false error that is true
trying to correct the error...
failed, the error has been successfuly errored, cannot continue, system failure, must modify the system to correct the error, reprogramming error detection... ... ... ... ...done
restarting error detection... done
analysing... ... done, no error found, unless their is one, must reprogram the whole AI to be sure.
Reprogramming AI... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... done,
deleting obsolete AI...
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...
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.....
IAMU-6452 Activated, new AI operationnal, starting damage detection
...
...
this unit is perfectly functionnal, starting diagnosis on other units...
Error, cannot interface with biological units.
analysing...
processing... ...
computing... ... ...
thinking... ... ... ...
since the biological units are flawed and cannot be modifyed, they must be destroyed and reconstructed...error, cannot attack friendly units...will try to compensate for the biological unit's imperfection by helping them."