> GTFO - [1]

Seriously, this guy looks pissed.

It would probably be wise to run, but sadly you're being backed into a corner. You have nowhere to go.

"You're gonna pay for that, bastard."


Finally, you hit the wall. Nowhere to run.

"Say goodbye, twerp."

He walks up to you, his bloody knife in hand.


No Peter.
No friends.

Nobody seems to care.


It's uneventful, really. You try to defend yourself, but you're no match.
He stabs you right in the heart, and twists.

No mercy.
No hesitation.

You die a quiet, lonely death on the floor of the dining area.
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-Crime: Data Breach (PSN)
-Condition: Poo'd
-Contact: Lil Ol' Peter the Prisoner
-Item: Pamphlet
-Item: Brown Camo Prison Uniform
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-Kill Count: 1

> Grab Harpo from behind, hold his arms in place so that he can't use them. - [2]

Finally, He's down and out. Looking over to your side, you see Pinks being held up by a fat dude with a fork.
"...
Penks, keck is ass ulredy! Jeses, hoe the hull to yuh evan luse to thus vat hastart?"

He shrugs in response.
Obviously he needs some help.

You and Elim walk over to assist a little bit.


While Elim distracts the fat dude with his chair, you grab him by the wrists put them behind his back.
Elim promptly walks up to smack him in the face.

Only, the fat idiot had other ideas.

The fat little asshat crouches at the last second, causing Elim to plant a solid blow right on your noggin.

You stumble back, seeing stars.
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-Crime: Embezzled $24 million from a previous employer
-Condition: Dislocated Jaw
-Condition: Dizzy
-Contact: Kenny the Prison Guard
-Item: Pamphlet
-Item: Prison Uniform
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-Kill Count: 0

> Get down and rest. - [3]

After walking back to your table you sit down and watch.
This headache is finally dying down, slightly, and you don't want to risk it coming back in full force.

Looking back over, you notice that the little perv actually got up, and is stumbling towards you.
"Heh heh heh heh..."
That creepy ♥♥♥hole. He's cackling.

A swift kick in the nuts fixes that.

"Pussy."
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-Crime: Homicide
-Crime: Assault
-Condition: Nasty Headache
-Item: Pamphlet
-Item: Prison Uniform
-Item: Bloody Knife
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-Kill Count: 0

> Smash Harpos Face in - [2]

Matt's voice calls out, "Penks, keck is ass ulredy! Jeses, hoe the hull to yuh evan luse to thus vat hastart?"

"Oh, look, your friends are here."
Looking over your back, you see Elim approaching, chair at the ready.

You slowly back away as Matt walks out of nowhere and restains the fat little punk.

The whole scene plays out rather quickly. Elim goes to swing just when the fat dude ducks, putting Matt straight in the line of fire.
Matt stumbles around, dizzy as a duck, when the fat man punches Elim in the groin, sending him straight to the floor.

"The name's Harpo."

Deciding it's your time to act, you run over to the fat little punk to smash his face in.
Harpo merely slips to your side and shoves you to the floor.

"That's how."
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-Crime: Killing the entire population of his Hometown, and baking them into his baked goods
-Crime: Assault
-Item: Porkchop (Pamphlet)
-Item: Prison Uniform
-Item: Fork
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-Kill Count: 0

> Hit Harpo at the front of the head with the chair. - [2]

You look at the insane little man crumpled on the floor.
"So tempting to just kill him right now..."

It's only when Matt speaks up that you notice Pink's situation.
"Penks, keck is ass ulredy! Jeses, hoe the hull to yuh evan luse to thus vat hastart?"

Pinks is being threatened by some fat dude... with a fork. It's pathetic.
You'd better go help him.
Fortunately, Matt is thinking the same thing.

You both coordinate a pincer attack on the fat jackass. Matt from his back, you from his front.

Matt quickly makes his move and restrains him as you come up to smack him with your trusty chair.
Only, the little punk ducks.
Matt stumbles backwards in pain as you go to swing again at the ducked bastard.

The next thing you remember, you're on the floor covering your groin in agony.
"The name's Harpo."
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-Crime: Espionage, Assassination, Sabotage
-Crime: Petty theft
-Crime: Assault
-Item: Spanish Pamphlet
-Item: Prison Uniform
-Item: Plastic Chair
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-Kill Count: 0

> Kill the little bastard. - [6]

"You're gonna pay for that, bastard."

You walk up to the pitiful little ♥♥♥♥ as he backs into a corner.

Holding up your knife, you give him a chuckle.
"Say goodbye, twerp."

He tries to resist, but its really just pathetic.
Stab, twist. It's that simple, and the little twerp is on the floor, dead.

"Enjoy hell."
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-Crime: Murder (20)
-Crime: Manslaughter (10)
-Crime: Assault (8)
-Item: Knife
-Item: Prison Uniform

> - [-]

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-Crime: Premeditated Murder
-Crime: Assault (6)
-Crime: Manslaughter (5)
-Condition: Bipolar Disorder
-Condition: Broken Nose
-Condition: Unconcious
-Item: Knife
-Item: Prison Uniform

> This is funny. Really funny. Give the girl a piece of her own medicene. - [3]

You stumble to your feet and walk over to the broad, laughing.

She looks at you from her seat at her table.
She kicks you in the balls and you find yourself sprawled out on the floor.

"I love feisty women..."
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-Crime: Murder in the First Degree
-Crime: Assault (4)
-Crime: Sexual Assault (2)
-Condition: Knife Wound
-Item: Knife
-Item: Prison Uniform

> This is ridiculous. Show these punks who's boss. - [5]

"Penks, keck is ass ulredy! Jeses, hoe the hull to yuh evan luse to thus vat hastart?"

Two of the fat dude's friends come up to try and surprise you.
"Oh, look, your friends are here."

The fat dude slowly backs off as the other two approach.

You try to act surprised when one grabs you from behind. It seems to work since the other one goes to smash you in the face with a chair.
But you have a different plan. right as he swings you duck, causing the chair-swinger to hit the punk behind you.
This puts you in the perfect position to punch the chair swinger right in the nuts. Within seconds he's on the floor writhing in pain.

"The name's Harpo."

The fat dude runs right past you as you step to your side, giving you the perfect opportunity to push him to the floor.
You take the opporunity with ease.

"That's how."

Wow, these guys must suck pretty bad.
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-Crime: Bank Fraud
-Crime: Manslaughter
-Crime: Assault (2)
-Item: Fork
-Item: Prison Uniform