That link makes me so mad....


I hope you guys don't need me for a while, I've got a few churches to burn down, a few pentagrams to draw, etc.

...caek, you do realize that's a troll? If the "giant black dildos" comment wasn't a giveaway.

It's not even really trolling, it's a satirical mocking of "hardcore" christians.

Of course I realized it was a troll. I was just kidding .

I actually laughed out loud at this.
"...He burned the game disk on his grill..."
Game Console: 200 - 400 dollars
Portal 2: 60 dollars
Having a pseudo-christian troll write an entire article about how Portal 2 is a homosexual recruitment device: Priceless.

Now THAT is how to burn a book!
The only way that could be cooler is if some homemade napalm was involved...

...that's so dumb. You can sell those. For money. With which you buy other things.

Not if you have younger brothers who need to have books bought for them.
And yeah totally cuz you know my parents would just give me all that money anyways.

Oh, I like this. He's made a sculpture of a Radiolarian. I also want a Dustball.
And on that note: http://www.radiolaria.org/

What? Are you three years old? It's called not telling them. Even if you couldn't profit from it, burning it is better than your parents making money? Yeah, that makes loads of sense.

19.

Don't be a ♥♥♥♥, brah.

Yes. Because we don't need any.