Not shown: my hand on my ♥♥♥♥ as I stare at GRIF's pictures.

Grif you appear to be the second most tanked person in that first picture.

they call me tha cucumber cause I'm so fresh

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

I don't know why, but Grif, I thought you were black - seriously, everyone here on DRL is Caucasian. What's up with that?

Or asian.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Still though, of all the pictures I've seen, we're 95% Caucasian and 5% Asian...

I think I'd put asian at more of 15-25% actually.
But yeah, there's a reason that white people aren't referred to as minorities. Because in America and Europe, there's a shitload of us.

Damn, Ophanim, I wish I had your looks. I only look good in masks olololololo

As far as I know, and correct me if I'm wrong, there are three major ethnic types found in Europe (and most Americans, based on their heritage, fall somewhere in these categories)- Germanic, Latin, and Slavic. Germanic countries are pretty much all of Northwestern Europe- the UK, Ireland, the Nordic countries, etc. Latin countries are pretty much West Europe: France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, etc. Slavic countries are more or less almost all of Eastern Europe- Germany, Austria, Poland, the former states of Yugoslavia, Russia, etc. The only major exception to this is the lower Balkans- Greeks and Macedonians are different enough from the other Slavs to fall into a category of all their own- and Romania, which is tucked pretty deep into Eastern Europe but is technically considered to be Latin.

Most of you gents are probably Germanic, and there are maybe some Latin broskis in here as well. I'm Slavic, and of course, we have an entire Russian fan forum

JUST THOUGHT I'D CLEAR THAT UP. THE MORE YOU KNOW (TM)



Based on Ophanim's sexiness he's probably Germanic. Unfortunately for me, I have to admit that the Germanic people (Nordic especially) have ended up having more handsomeness genes in their gene pool than the Slavic people. But then again, we have bear cavalry, so I don't mind that much.

Finally, a good photo for my shrine!

Pete, that wins so hard. *internet high-five*

I'm assuming it's shopped, but super bonus points if you actually made that.

Me and my Aunt.

Who's who?

The younger one with darker hair. Cmon, lay off major you guys. You're not being very chill.

I thought it was customary to be a ♥♥♥♥ to everyone in this thread! No harm meant.