Go?

I WILL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.
WHICH IS NOW.

Bentus [0 > CUPCAKE?]: You put the bullet out of your mind for a second, and look for a distraction. You remember that you've got a cupcake in your pocket! No better way to distract than with sugar! You nom the cupcake happily, and the Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake causes the you in your office to no longer exist. Simultaneously, the you that did not exist next to Duh, exists, sans bullet.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: You grow even larger, ignoring the obvious implications. With a startling *PSHOOMP*, your head becomes lodged in Leviamuffin.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: "Low Orbit Ion Cannon, ♥♥♥♥."
You shapeshift into the ultimate of orbital weapons, except in atmosphere. The destruction from when you fire a blue-white ray of ionic annihilation into Leviamuffin is tantamount to Armageddon.
Sublimated plasmized cupcake, everywhere.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
- Low Orbit Ion Cannon
Conditions:

Roast Veg [0]: A hot glob of cupcake lands on your feet, imbuing you with Cake Radiation! You become... RED VELVET! THE GREATEST CAKE BASED SUPERHERO OF ALL TIIIIIIIIME!
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Red Velvet
Conditions:

Tokochiro [0]: A large glob of burning cupcake smashes you into the ground, engulfing you in burning fury. All of your paper becomes ash, and you suffer horrendous burns!
Inventory:
- Ash
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman

Game Events:
Bentus is with Duh.
Tomaster is on the road to Ponyville.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.

> Shapeshift back into a Pony. Deliver some cupcakes to Ponyville.

Yes!
> Discover my new powers.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Uh, he's not a pony?

Shadow, please for the love of god, leave the rolling to the DM.

>.>

Did it look like I was being serious? Because I wasn't, it was just me having a little bit of fun.


and yeah I kinda confused his character with Duh's, really my fault

Rawlin.

Bentus [1]: You look at your body, and realize that it is ugly and you wish you were a pony.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [1]: Your head seems to be lodged in a molten piece of cupcake. You fall over onto the ground, suffering horrible burns and pain. There's basically no way to describe the feeling of molten cupcake stuck to the entirety of your head.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: Satisfied with your...work, you transform back into a four winged Pegasus. And where did you cupcakes go? Damn, they must've gotten crushed by your transformation.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:

Roast Veg [1]: Your new powers include... Cancer! You die of the foot cancers.
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Red Velvet
Conditions:
- Dead

Tokochiro [1]: It's a bit hard to open mailboxes under a pile of burning cupcake. You struggle to get out, fail, and are reduced to ash.
You are dead. Not big surprise.
Inventory:
- Ash
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Dead

Game Events:
Bentus is with Duh.
Tomaster is on the road to Ponyville.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.

> Erase rule 10.