Great comment. Really contributed to the game.

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Rolling.

Bentus [0]: Your roll to fail in all rolls in the future does not fail.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: With a booming voice, you shout out across the city.
"CATIZENS OF PURROLIA! DO NOT FEAR ME! I AM HERE TO AID IN YOUR HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST THE CUTIE-MARKED SCOURGE!"
The masses cheer, and stop attacking you.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: Pegasus wings are 20% cooler than not having wings, and you are the epitome of cool. Hell, you're so cool that you have 2 pairs of wings. That's right mofos, 4 wings total. You look like some sort of cool as hell pegaponysaurus. Your spontaneous growth of wings bursts the pile of cupcakes apart, sending frosting and burning cake everywhere.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
- PegaPonySaurus
Conditions:

Roast Veg [1]: Your feet explode.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Exploded Feet

Tokochiro [1]: Paper Magician powers? You mean Paper Wizard? And by powers, you mean origami? Because you can fold yourself a mean pirate hat. Or something.
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
- Paper Robe
- Paper Katana
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is rampaging in Purrolia.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.

> Summon moar cupcakes. Bring them ALL to Ponyville at FLIGHT SPEED.

You know, it's funny 'cause I just had deja'vu. Owait, hyper just did the same result twice.

Fixe please.

Fixed.

Oh goddamn.

> Convert leg stump into jets.

Make a paper aircraft.

HARR HARR,I BE ROLLIN 1'S ALL THE TIME!

"Aircraft" is rather ambiguous don'cha think? And don' get cocky either - just as you say "HAHA IM INVINCIBLE !!!" you roll poorly and injure yourself. Murphy's Law or somesuch.

Rawl.

Bentus [1]: You move over to a pile of guns that you suddenly notice in the corner of your office. Why is there a pile of guns here? You don't remember putting a gunpile here. You reach in to throw them away, but accidentally hit the trigger of one of them, and a 3 round burst goes into your spleen. You fall to the ground in horrible agony.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia
- Bullet'd Spleen

Tomaster [0]: You stomp down the road towards Ponyville, looking deadly and intimidating. Ah, speaking of ponies, there's a 4 winged Pegasus right now! Perfect timing, now to swat it out of the air! Until, without warning, cupcakes start raining from the sky. Oh god. You know what comes next.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [1 > CUPCAKES]: You accidentally summon another torrential downpour of cupcakes. You look behind you on a whim, and see a giant cat thinking of swatting you. He looks up at something. You look up too.
Oh ♥♥♥♥.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
- PegaPonySaurus
Conditions:

Roast Veg [1]: You tie a few scraps of tin foil and cardboard to your stumps in a sad, sad, blood-loss delirium fueled attempt to give yourself rocket legs. They fall apart the moment you let go of the dirty string used to hold them together.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Exploded Feet

Tokochiro [0]: You easily fold yourself a paper airplane. Hours of family friendly entertainment!
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
- Paper Robe
- Paper Katana
- Paper Airplane
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is on the road to Ponyville.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.

Tomaster and Duh watch in horror as the godking of all Cupcakes descends from the sky, leaving a fiery trail of red-hot air in its wake. It must be miles wide, and at least one and a half times as tall. None shall escape its divine fury.
Down descends the Leviamuffin, and all perish who are caught in its wake.
You have 1 turn before impact.

> Stop Leviamuffin.

I'm a ♥♥♥♥ cat? That's gunna hafta change sooner or later.
Get even bigger, and then run the hell outta the blast radius.