Are you even aware of how god awful Amanita Muscaria is? Deliriants suck. I, your fearless leader, have tried them once. I mean I'll probably do them again but the spider that came out of my ♥♥♥♥ is pretty strong persuasion not to.
No I'm not kidding.
Also dying from overdose is easy. Ever had to drink a charcoal slushee? It's not pleasant.
But assuming you're intending to consume them as food, wikipedia has an excellent little guide on the right http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria

I applaud all of you for exactly the correct responses. Only thing you did wrong is really requesting pictures. There are a few variables that can be used to determine what species of mushroom it is, including spore print color, gill configuration, and a few others. There are also dangerous lookalikes which you should make yourself aware of. Clitocybe subclavipes and C. clavipes (neither of these psychoactive) are nearly indistinguishable in the field, their only differentiating factors being visible under a microscope. Wild mushrooms are extremely dangerous for the inexperienced and should never be consumed without someone well-versed on the subject or at the very least a hell of a lot of self-education. The shroomery has quite a few excellent resources on how to grow your own, which is the safest way to consume psilocybin mushrooms.

I have some tylenol 3 (Which is 300 mg of acetaminophen with 30 mg of codeine). I was curious if someone could tip me off as to how many I would need to take to get "high" (a.k.a. euphoric).

Ophy, is it your job to test drugs or something?

Out of curiosity, why were you staring at your genitalia whilst on shrooms?

And okay, I won't ♥♥♥♥ with shrooms that are potentially deadly. Thanks for the advice and potential life-saving.

http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showwi ... of_Opioids
Recreational doses are between 60 and 250 mg. If you've never experimented with opioids before I suggest 90-120 mg starting dose.

More of a hobby.

I somehow always end up naked on drugs. Makes for interesting conversation. But for the record I ate 28 benadryl tablets, not amanita muscaria. Both are deliriants.

Also dear admins you suck and "No love for homo thugs" would make an EXCELLENT title and you should be banned if you disagree.

Ugh, Benadryl.
Anyway, what's a decent starting dose for MXE, and what's the best method of ingestion?

Intranasal and a 30 mg bump should do you well. I presume that since you are buying dangerous untested chemicals that are active at milligram dosages you have a milligram scale that is accurate +/- 2 mg, because to do otherwise would just be utterly ♥♥♥♥ retarded. Don't forget your allergy bump.

I've got the scale, but I'm unfamiliar with the allergy bump.

2-3 mg dose to test for allergies. What kind of scale do you have?

Whatcha know 'bout Tylenol PM?

Acetaminophen and Diphenhydramine, which you would have found out with about six seconds of effort. Useless recreationally.

Aww man.

Oh well, they still put me to sleep for a whole night.

I'm looking into making a gravity bong thing (the one where you cut the bottom off a bottle and put it in a bucket of water and use the pressure to suck the smoke into it). What materials are safe, and what can I use/make for the bowl/stem thingy that goes in the top?

Anything metal that isn't radioactive or a dangerous heavy metal (e.g. lead) will work. Gravity bongs straight kill though, so if you're doing this for a first time I suggest against it. Otherwise, they're piss easy to make and you'd have to be ♥♥♥♥ stupid to ♥♥♥♥ it up. Cut the bottom off a 2 liter, make a bowl out of tinfoil, you're done. The plastic around the lid is thick enough so that it won't burn or vaporize the plastic so you don't have to worry about that unless you're straight torching the bowl.

What would you suggest then, that can be made easily with stuff I can get at home?