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 Roll to Roll to Dodge 
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Is that how you want to play this game, Cupcake? Very well. Two can play at this game.
Will myself to become gargantuan in size, and burst out of the cupcake.


Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:00 am
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>GODDAMMIT
>I was first in the line, I had signed up already at page 5!


Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:01 am
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Make a gun out of paper.


Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:34 am
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> Rip off my shirt and grow facial hair.


Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:31 pm
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Activate roll-thrusters.

Bentus [1]: Plan A failed. Time to rally the masses. You take a microphone set aside for just such an occaision out from your bottom desk drawer, plug it into a wall outlet, and test it. You then give a rousing and patriotic speech, declaring a state of emergency while simultaneously accusing the ponies of dropping the cupcakes upon your fair city. I don't type this up because I'm bad at that sort of thing.
The Catcitizens of your city all are roused to warfare, and grab their torches, guns, and blunt objects in a movement against the Ponies. The city is officially in turmoil.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [1]: The very NOTION of turning giant and bursting the cupcake apart is silly. Noone can just turn huge, that would be illogical!
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Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky

Duh102 [0]: Using your tremendous forces of willpower, you can now switch yourself into believing that you're a pony! You can also disguise yourself better! Essentially, you can now become a Pony!
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Disguised as Pony

Roast Veg [1]: You rip off your pants and grow ear hair.
You're doing it wrong.
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Abilities:
Conditions:
- Pants-less

Tokochiro [0]: Taking some junk mail addressed to you, and using your Mailman Origami, you fold yourself a paper gun! It's ugly, but it'll do the job just fine! You even craft some paper bullets, using paper metal and paper gunpowder!
Inventory:
- Paper Gun
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is in a giant Healing Cupcake.
Duh102 is at the Pony Express.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.


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> Keep growing my ear hair until it can be used for tentacle-like uses.


Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:54 pm
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> Retool universe to allow spontaneous transformation for myself, into anything I so choose.


Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:17 am
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Action Pending.
I thought 1's meant the action failed? Why'd Bentus's succeed?


Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:21 am
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TorrentHKU wrote:
The city is officially in turmoil.


Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:43 am
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Make a paper robot
Make a paper bullet
Make paper wizard hat


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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Roast Veg wrote:
TorrentHKU wrote:
The city is officially in turmoil.

They're just attempting to cleanse the city of the pony infestation. That's a good thing, as far as I can tell. Damn ponies.
"I laugh in the face of physics and sanity!"
Ignore the fact that it's impossible, and develop the ability to become gargantuan at will.


Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:03 am
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CATIZENS! We must organize and unite so we can cleanse this land of the pony pestilence!

>Attempt to rally the crowd into a more organized militia.


Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:39 am
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B-but I was before Tokochiro! Already on page 5! Why is everyone ignoring me? ;_;


Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:02 am
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TorrentHKU wrote:
Other people are in line ahead of you for one, and I'm not using a waiting list this time for another. First come, first serve.

Cause there's not waiting list. First person to post after someone dies gets the spot.


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Bump?


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