Well it seems like we're all gonna fight, so...
Blast Momma in her mouth with my shotgun - use the trees to get to her if it's too hard to traverse the swamp quickly.

That better be some sort of innuendo boy.

Any and all innuendo was completely unintentional.

Question #1: Are you even in this game?

Captain Barker is an NPC controlled by the GM. He's also very obviously a player. Just look at the last roll.

Question #2: Do you realize that colored text is supposed to be a reserved right of admin? [colour=#333333]Unless you're making invisible text XD[/color] U SO FUNNY

No, it's not a 'reserved right' of the administration team. Sure, it's usually just used when mods have to edit posts, but it's also been used for special characters in RTDs since the early days of RTD Blue.







Wow. I lol'ed hard.

Merged double-post.


EDIT: Thanks for explaining that
And sorry about the double-post. Was not intentional.

I don't think that would be a good idea Ocia, it's too bright.

FoiL (5+1=6) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew eats one of his rations and feels refreshed.
ABILITY USED: Berserk Mode - 0 uses left, -1 next turn and 2 turn cool-down after that
ITEM USED: Ration - +1 to next turn
Appearance:
20, Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.

Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 3 of 6 uses)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Berserk Mode - Uses all abilities as needed and an additional +1 to all rolls. -1 to the roll in which you exit this mode. Maximum 5 consecutive uses and 2 turn cooldown.
Weapons
M4 'Beowulf' Carbine (30 of 30 rounds) Lost!
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Wielded, snapped in half)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual
- 8 Rations (+1 to next action)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 1 use)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW
- Swiss army knife
- Utility Machete
- Ammo (2 Drums, 4 Handgun Magazines)
Botanist's Backpack (19 slots used, 11 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares
- A Folding Shovel
- Some empty vials
- 30ft of rope
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed)
- 6 Beowulf Magazines

Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)

Ociamarru (2+2=4) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad skirts around the lake and up to GatorMomma, ready to give her a face full of shotgun. She swipes at him and he dodges, rolls to his feet, prepares himself for the backblast and fires his load. GatorMomma recoils and opens her mouth for a full roar, but instead receives what looks like a flaming doorstop present in the gob. She swallows and Vlad dives for cover.
ABILITY USED: Cybernetics (now 3 of 5 uses)
Appearance:
27, Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.

Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (6 of 8 shells, wielded Right Hand)
Khazar-replicated knife (Wielded Left Hand)
Grappling Cane with hidden blade (Stored)
Inventory
Containment Unit (36 slots used, 14 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self
- Radio
- Cellphone
- Flare gun with 2 green flares
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines)
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, +1 to next turn)
- TOP-SECRET Information File
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Upgrade Kit

Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Holey foot (-1 to running every second turn)
Apricot Effect ( Anti-Poison )

Point.Blank (-) Asfer Wilks
Asfer rests while he can in a small spot of sunlight.
Generator Power increased from 50% to 65%
Appearance:
Pilot: 21y/o. Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.

Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (5 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) HE SHELL
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (100 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn or 15% if resting)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Underslung Harpoon Gun (Attached to Thermite Revolver, loaded)
- 2 spare Harpoons
Rear cargo container: (17 slots used, 33 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (3xHE, 3xFrag, 6xSmoke, 5xStun, 9 slots total)
- 250 spare Vulcan rounds (3 slots total)
- 9 spare Thermite rounds (5 slots)
- Mk.IV 20mm Thermite Revolver (5 of 5 rounds, minor action to reload)

Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Limp (Old wound, -1 to running or faster)
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 65%

HighEndNoob (4+1=5) Kyle Berguard
Kyle watches Vlad run around the lake and start giving GatorMomma a face-full, so he flicks his lighter and holds it ready. When she pulls back to open up Kyle touches the flame to the fuse and ditches it as hard as he can. The Molotov spins like a top through the air and goes exactly where intended - passed the teeth, over the gums, and if there's an explosion, here it comes.
AMMUNITION USED: Molotov Cocktail (3 remaining)
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.

Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Emotionless State (Max 5 consecutive turns, only usable in battle, discounts negative modifiers, resting auto-ends uses)
Weapons
FAMAS-A3 (17 of 30 rounds, Semi-auto mode, wielded)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, holstered)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (85% Energy)
Backpack (27 slots used, 3 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 3 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 2 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slot)
- 5 spare FAMAS Magazines (2 slots)
- 10 spare Desert Eagle Magazines (5 slots)
- 10 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
- Rations (2 uses - +1 to next turn when used, 2 slots)
- Medical Kit (2 uses, refillable, 1 slot)
- Bright Green Apricot-like fruit (Unknown effect, 1 slot)

Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)

bbbzzz234 (1) Ruben Strongstone
Hmm, seems like the Magazine is jammed. Oh wait, no it's not.
*Fumble*
*Splash*
Ah. Well, now it's wet.
AMMUNITION LOST: 15-round MP5 Magazine (Dropped in water/puddle)
Appearance:
24, blue eyes, 5'6", curly hair, stylish hat.

Abilities
Veteran Sniper (+1 to sniping actions)
Sneaky (+1 to stealth actions)
Night Vision Goggles (+1 to seeing in low light)
Branch Balancing (+1 to actions involving movement in/on trees)
Weapons
Silenced Dragunov Sniper Rifle (5-15x scope, .44 FMJ, Magazine 6/7, slung)
Silenced MP5 (Magazine 15/30, wielded)
Molotov x5 (Roll a 3 or higher to successfully throw)
Inventory
Backpack (11 slots used, 14 slots available)
- 5-10x Thermal Scope (1 turn to switch to, 1 slot)
- 5 Dragunov Magazines (2 slots)
- 5 MP5 Magazines (2 slots)
- Rations (3 days, 9 uses, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
- Night Vision Goggles (1 slot)
- Lighter (1 slot)
- 21pk Cigarettes (1 slot)


Condition(s)

hax ( ) Johnny Maxfield
Johnny's sick of screwing everything up. He gets it into his head that he needs to do something, and it happens.
He follows Vlad to the Gators and circles around them. He jumps onto GatorMomma and then across and onto GatorDad. He crawls along his back and up to his head. He's still thrashing a bit, but mostly just his tail. His head doesn't look too good though: one side of his face is all swollen and a chunk of neck is missing but no longer bleeding. He won't last much longer.
NEW ABILITY: Make it happen (instant-5, can only use once per 10 rolls, see condition)
Appearance:
22, stereotypical Chinese face, average build

Abilities
(Johnny's abilities are unknown and will only be revealed when he uses them)
Night/Thermal Vision (No Darkness modifiers)
Motion Tracker (+1 to aiming at moving targets)
Sword Mastery (+2 while fighting with Tang-Jian & Sheath, -1 when using other melee weapons)
Observant (+1 to examining or similar)
Make it happen (instant-5, can only use once per 10 rolls, see condition)
Weapons
(Johnny's weapons are hidden from view and will only be revealed when he uses them)
JS 7.62 Sniper Rifle (10 rounds, hidden)
FN P90 Silenced (50 rounds, hidden)
Tang-Jian (Sheathed across back, under coat)
Tribal Belt Knife (1+ to hidden or stealthy attacks, sheathed)
Inventory
(Most of Johnny's inventory is hidden from view and will only be revealed when he uses it)
Black Overcoat
Aviator Shades (NV, TV, Motion Tracking)
Bulletproof Vest (100%)
2x Laser InfraRed attachments (used)
Black Backpack (9 slots used, 16 available)
- 3 P90 Mags (2 slots)
- 3 JS 7.62 Mags (2 slots)
- Laptop (Touchscreen, linked to SR Scope) (2 slots)
- 2 Spare Laptop Batteries (Shake-to-charge, 100%-100%, 2 slots)
- Bright Green Apricot-like fruit (Unknown effect, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Instant-5 Recuperation ( 0/10 )

NPCs
Captain Joseph Barker (3)
Barker fires half of what's left in his magazine at GatorMum as he passes Vlad.
"Ha! Take that!"
AMMUNITION USED: 8 FN FAL rounds (8 remaining)
Appearance:
40-50 y/o, Short grizzled hair and beard, jungle-camouflage uniform
Weapons:
FN FAL 50.63 Semi-auto Rifle (8/20 rounds, 5 mags)
M1911 Pistol (7/7 rounds, 5 mags)

Game Events
It is about 7pm. It's pretty dark. Darkness modifiers come into effect AFTER the next roll.

There is the faint sound of human voices coming from the other side of the Larger Lake.

CURRENT SUB / OBJECTIVES:
Get to the shiny star objective marker! (Defeat or avoid the Gators)
Find the Fabled Tree - through the swamp and past the mountain ridge.

*sigh*
Put in another magazine.

Could always have point.blank walk over there and stamp on it.

So whatever happened to my goggles? I miss those goggles.

Thats what happened to me. Longest living first gen.

Uh...what?

AND SHADDUP RAGDOLL PINK ISN'T GAY IT'S FABULOUS!

User warned for questioning the powers that be.

I turned into the bad guy remember.
It will happen to you aswell.



Or not. It depends really.

Ha. Haha.
Hahahahaha.
Bwahahahahahaha.
Haha. Ha.
>:3

If I turn into the bad guy, I vote that I make my cybernetics go into override so I'm ridiculously superhuman, but every move I do ♥♥♥♥ with me. Like, by the second punch with the same arm that arm would be a useless hunk of meat, and if I decided to run lightning-fast, the force would shatter my bones over time.