You get belated awesome.

I insert a pie. What flavour? Pie flavour.

Offtopic: *strikes chord on electric guitar as mini-pie jumps out of the pie*

You get a toy train. You love trains. *train crashes into you*

I insert my butt.

Sweet Jesus, somebody got the reference. High-five!

ARRRGH YOU BROKE IT

*hits rewind button*

I insert my butt.

You receive gullible on the ceiling

I insert a rainbow arching from miscellaneous patience' mouth.

You get a note reading "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual!".

I insert a note that reads "Stop quoting the ♥♥♥♥ asdfmovies.".

You get a note saying: "Hey, you know who's gay? You... aw come on!"

I insert a track, then get back on it.

You get a clown car.
I insert my ear.

You get an anvil

I insert plywood.

You get an oak log.

I insert a new modding contest.

You get an increasing need for a Mod Contest subforum.

I insert a flame of hope.

You get Steven Hawking.

I insert my laser pistol.

You get shot with it

I insert petrified wood.

You get a terrible sexual innuendo.

I INSERT A LOCKHAMMER.

You recieve Hulk Hogan puttting you in a hammerlock

I insert the anatomy of an ant.