>You do know these guys....yup them and their world domination.
>You have no base, otherwise this would be pointless.

>8 minutes till conversion succesful.
>Both go into 'missile mode' and head like wtf.
>Jetpack will need to recharge for two minutes.
>After zooming through half the battle you land in an unoccupied clearing.
>There seems to be a cute tank with twin vulcans at the side.
>There's a fresh corpse on top of it, perhaps he was shot off when he peeked.
>Nice shades.

XJK8
> Don the Shades
>> Catalogue these Shades, you need to buy some in your near future
>> Look at the possibly modified conversion rate
PA-10
> Other guy, get the tank ready for a 'get the hell out of here'
>> But first remove the corpse, and loot the body

>XJK8: Looks good on a brainbot, the shades are probably custom made, it has the label 'P-Falcons' on it.
>Now that you're kinda stationary conversion time decreased to 2 minutes....amazing.
>PA-10: You board the vehicle after removing the corpse.
>Drops:
-A manual saying 'Metal Slug for Sluggish Learners'
-A box-like briefcase with a capital R printed on it.
-Another case this time with the letter H.

>Pocket both cases and the magazine, who knows maybe the H is a Homing Rocket Launcher deployer :S
PA-10:
>Since you are not conversioning read the magazine and drive the tank out of the battlefield. oh and don't forget to put the lid on so you won't GET SHOT

H is Heavy machine gun.
R is rocket launcher.
Metal slug was the best...game...ever
>Both:SHOT THE HELL OUT OF THE ENEMIES WHILE RETREATING

>PA-10: You drive the slug out of the forest as smoothly as you can.
>XJK8: 1 minute left.
>No enemies encountered yet.

>PA-10:
Override the system and put the tank up to 120 mph.
>XJK8:
Open H briefcase.

>PA-10: This will damage the system and cause immediate self-destruction in any impact whatsoever, continue?
>Ah heck you do anyways and WOOO-
>XJK8: You see a Heavy Machinegun, there's built in speakers in that case and it says(obviously) "HEAVY MASHEEN-GAWN!!!"
>Despite the name it isn't really heavy.
>Conversion nearly successful.

>Both: JUMP OUT OF THE TANK BEFORE YOU HIT THE DUMMY SOLDIER IN FRONT OF YOU AUUUUUUUUUUU oh and don't forget to hold on to the sentinel

>You can't jump out now, it's going too fast!!
>The dummy doesn't destroy the tank but instead it grinds it to a halt.
>No sign of conflict detected.
>Conversion Successful
>INPUT NAME OF NEW BODY
>CHOOSE AN OPTION:
-Use as new brain-body
-Use as lifeless ragdoll
-Install AI and use as mindless slaveservant with the 'Yes master' personality
>XJK8: Conversion Level increased to Level-2!

>Name the body as "The Slavegirl".
>>Install the "Yes, master." personality to her AI chip.

>OOC: Yeah we're going to wait for more entries others who agree on that moar names.

>Use her body as backup for brain.

Basically this, but with my modifications, as it seems to provide the best outcome.

NAME: Miss Muffin
"Yes master" personality