Though then you end up with loopy causality problems if you don't restrict it to short range.

that is why all 'porters come with a Time Displacement Device that allows people to move around to avoid danger.

But then you break the universe again to accurately measure the time needed.

no,no time is displaced in the alternate universe required to allow teleportation in the first, from that universe you can view the real universe with out worrying about breaking ♥♥♥♥ and royally ♥♥♥♥ up the space-time continuum
trust me, I am theoretically a physicist.

You just cancelled your whole argument out then.

He's joking. I hope.

'twas a joke, I said that I'm a physicist in theory.

Lol I see what you did there.

Gigantic Flaming Mechanical Crab that shoots Lightning, Fire, Guitars, and Smaller Flaming Mechanical crabs,

Rocket clowns.

Didn't someone get banned for making a mod of that?

Anyways, a portable Gatling gun with a grenade launcher barrel between the rotating barrels.
The action to feed the launcher without complicating the Gatling gun too much? Some kind of muzzle loaded metal storm sort of thing.

Could load it from the back, though the axle rotating the barrels would have to be hollow. This might actually be plausible.

Oh, and that was babies.

You could try some of those grenades used on the AA-12. Not too powerful, but they're rather small.

Well, yeah, but I was keeping it simple, which really isn't really the point of this thread.

Yeah, the grenade launcher should be fully automatic, and it also needs bayonets on each of the spinning barrels.

So when you run out of ammo you either have a saw blade or a automated shovel?