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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>Send virus to said brain bot while falling.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:59 pm |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
GuardianTempest wrote: hurdling the mountainside Wow that's quite a feat. Anywho - > Tuck all limbs in onto body to avoid injuries. When stop tumbling, play dead.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:07 pm |
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Warguy
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>switch to the dummy brainbot and shoot the formation, then grab the brainbot falling down the mountain
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:49 pm |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
Tokochiro wrote: >Send virus to said brain bot while falling. >You can't, you sense he's a friendly. >His dummy brain is encoded. Yoman987 wrote: > Tuck all limbs in onto body to avoid injuries. When stop tumbling, play dead.[/b] >You huddle up and brace for impact. >The impact hurts a little but not too bad. >You lay semi-lifeless. Nonsequitorian wrote: >When playing dead, make sure you have your digger handy as protection in case they see that you're alive. >You do, that's a good thing. >Hey you also have your AK. Warguy wrote: >switch to the dummy brainbot and shoot the formation, then grab the brainbot falling down the mountain >Brain Encoded. >But he does sense you. >He greets you "Hey XJK8, whazzaap?" >Both of you notice a wave of coalition soldiers tumbling down the mountain.....like the stupid men they are. >A coalition female zooms through on a motorcycle trampling the other males. -------------- New Character: PA-10!! How to issue commands to more than one character: >______: Command Example- >Mia: Catch a crab. >Sandra: Kick sand in Dafred's face. ------------ >PA-10: "Aw crap." >Checkpoint saved. >Boss Fight: Coalition Sentinel(on a motorcycle)!!
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:40 am |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>attempt to disrupt brain waves on the coalition soldiers PA-10 >Shoot destroyer cannon at the motorcycle
Also,WHEE MAI CHARACDERP IS IN!
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:32 am |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
Tokochiro wrote: >XJK8: attempt to disrupt brain waves on the coalition soldiers >PA-10: Shoot destroyer cannon at the motorcycle
Also,WHEE MAI CHARACDERP IS IN! >XJK8: You scramble the soldier's brainwaves, as stupid as they are, all you manage to do is tell their metabolisms to go 'herp derp'. >XJK8: You snicker. >PA-10: You blast the motocycle coming at you using the destroyer cannon. >The motorcycle is destroyed but the girl flips batman-style and lands. >The girl is revealed to be the one XJK8 stashed earlier, apparently she has an upgrade. >Her colors are now Black/Gold instead of White/Green, she is wielding dual flamers. >Tokochiro: This is going to be like Conflict Desert Storm but better.
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:52 am |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>XJK8:Attempt to fool the coalition woman into obeying you and you are her consciousness >PA-10:Fire the Destroyer cannon at the coalition horde
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:22 am |
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Warguy
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>PA-10: Fire cannon into butt >XJK8: Jump out of the pile and repeatedly shoot at the woman, and afterwards proceed to once again run like there is a cheetah clawing your balls over to the nearest kind of shelter from the assault.
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:41 am |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
Tokochiro wrote: >XJK8:Attempt to fool the coalition woman into obeying you and you are her consciousness >PA-10:Fire the Destroyer cannon at the coalition horde >"Not gonna fall for you again!!" >She makes a dash at you but luckily she missed. >The horde is blown into a useless pile of derpy recruits that accidentally tumbles over the girl and XJK8. >She is somewhat staggered. Warguy wrote: >PA-10: Fire cannon into butt >XJK8: Jump out of the pile and repeatedly shoot at the woman, and afterwards proceed to once again run like there is a cheetah clawing your balls over to the nearest kind of shelter from the assault. >PA-10: You fire your destroyer cannon at her rear but unfortunately misses and hit the derped-up soldier next to her. >The power of the shot only manages to tear off a chunk out her suit(left thigh). >XJK8: You prance around shooting your AK at her then suddenly running off and action-rolls to a nearby boulder. >She only staggers but the AK's inaccuracy only causes it to hit the armored parts of her suit.
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:07 am |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>XJK8:Use jetpack as a jump pack and puch her in the face >PA-10:Fire nailgun at her helmet
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:11 pm |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
Tokochiro wrote: >XJK8:Use jetpack as a jump pack and puch her in the face >PA-10:Fire nailgun at her helmet >XJK8: She catches your arm and reversals you Kazama-style. >PA-10: It makes slight dents, you're kinda aiming at the thick parts.
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:41 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>Any: Walk onto her and face stomp.
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:43 pm |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
caekdaemon wrote: >Any: Walk onto her and face stomp. >PA-10: You go for a flying face-stomp but she suddenly rolls away Tenchu-style!! >Coalition Sentinel is dropping her dual flamers.......and brings out twin-ended chainsaw-lances!!!
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:18 am |
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Warguy
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:33 pm Posts: 276
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
>Call in Coalition delivering forces for a fatman with some fatman ammo as well.
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:59 pm |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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Re: Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy
Warguy wrote: >Call in Coalition delivering forces for a fatman with some fatman ammo as well. >You don't have that sort of...well you can't afford it.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:10 am |
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