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>Send virus to said brain bot while falling.


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hurdling the mountainside

Wow that's quite a feat. Anywho -

> Tuck all limbs in onto body to avoid injuries. When stop tumbling, play dead.


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>switch to the dummy brainbot and shoot the formation, then grab the brainbot falling down the mountain


Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:49 pm
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Tokochiro wrote:
>Send virus to said brain bot while falling.

>You can't, you sense he's a friendly.
>His dummy brain is encoded.
Yoman987 wrote:
> Tuck all limbs in onto body to avoid injuries. When stop tumbling, play dead.[/b]

>You huddle up and brace for impact.
>The impact hurts a little but not too bad.
>You lay semi-lifeless.
Nonsequitorian wrote:
>When playing dead, make sure you have your digger handy as protection in case they see that you're alive.

>You do, that's a good thing.
>Hey you also have your AK.
Warguy wrote:
>switch to the dummy brainbot and shoot the formation, then grab the brainbot falling down the mountain

>Brain Encoded.
>But he does sense you.
>He greets you "Hey XJK8, whazzaap?"
>Both of you notice a wave of coalition soldiers tumbling down the mountain.....like the stupid men they are.
>A coalition female zooms through on a motorcycle trampling the other males.
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New Character: PA-10!!
How to issue commands to more than one character:
>______: Command
Example-
>Mia: Catch a crab.
>Sandra: Kick sand in Dafred's face.
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>PA-10: "Aw crap."
>Checkpoint saved.
>Boss Fight: Coalition Sentinel(on a motorcycle)!!


Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:40 am
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>attempt to disrupt brain waves on the coalition soldiers
PA-10
>Shoot destroyer cannon at the motorcycle

Also,WHEE MAI CHARACDERP IS IN!


Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:32 am
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Tokochiro wrote:
>XJK8: attempt to disrupt brain waves on the coalition soldiers
>PA-10: Shoot destroyer cannon at the motorcycle

Also,WHEE MAI CHARACDERP IS IN!

>XJK8: You scramble the soldier's brainwaves, as stupid as they are, all you manage to do is tell their metabolisms to go 'herp derp'.
>XJK8: You snicker.
>PA-10: You blast the motocycle coming at you using the destroyer cannon.
>The motorcycle is destroyed but the girl flips batman-style and lands.
>The girl is revealed to be the one XJK8 stashed earlier, apparently she has an upgrade.
>Her colors are now Black/Gold instead of White/Green, she is wielding dual flamers.

>Tokochiro: This is going to be like Conflict Desert Storm but better.


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>XJK8:Attempt to fool the coalition woman into obeying you and you are her consciousness
>PA-10:Fire the Destroyer cannon at the coalition horde


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>PA-10: Fire cannon into butt
>XJK8: Jump out of the pile and repeatedly shoot at the woman, and afterwards proceed to once again run like there is a cheetah clawing your balls over to the nearest kind of shelter from the assault.


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Tokochiro wrote:
>XJK8:Attempt to fool the coalition woman into obeying you and you are her consciousness
>PA-10:Fire the Destroyer cannon at the coalition horde

>"Not gonna fall for you again!!"
>She makes a dash at you but luckily she missed.
>The horde is blown into a useless pile of derpy recruits that accidentally tumbles over the girl and XJK8.
>She is somewhat staggered.
Warguy wrote:
>PA-10: Fire cannon into butt
>XJK8: Jump out of the pile and repeatedly shoot at the woman, and afterwards proceed to once again run like there is a cheetah clawing your balls over to the nearest kind of shelter from the assault.

>PA-10: You fire your destroyer cannon at her rear but unfortunately misses and hit the derped-up soldier next to her.
>The power of the shot only manages to tear off a chunk out her suit(left thigh).
>XJK8: You prance around shooting your AK at her then suddenly running off and action-rolls to a nearby boulder.
>She only staggers but the AK's inaccuracy only causes it to hit the armored parts of her suit.


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>XJK8:Use jetpack as a jump pack and puch her in the face
>PA-10:Fire nailgun at her helmet


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Tokochiro wrote:
>XJK8:Use jetpack as a jump pack and puch her in the face
>PA-10:Fire nailgun at her helmet

>XJK8: She catches your arm and reversals you Kazama-style.
>PA-10: It makes slight dents, you're kinda aiming at the thick parts.


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>Any: Walk onto her and face stomp.


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>Any: Walk onto her and face stomp.

>PA-10: You go for a flying face-stomp but she suddenly rolls away Tenchu-style!!
>Coalition Sentinel is dropping her dual flamers.......and brings out twin-ended chainsaw-lances!!!


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>Call in Coalition delivering forces for a fatman with some fatman ammo as well.


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>Call in Coalition delivering forces for a fatman with some fatman ammo as well.

>You don't have that sort of...well you can't afford it.


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