You receive Microsoft Access.

I insert Evan Lysacek.

You get a picture of him

I insert a manual of how to triforce
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You recieve a costume for dressing up as... Zelda!? Aww the only one you wouldn't look good in, too.

I insert pretty blue light.

You receive a UFO's tractor beam.

I insert a drum set.

Non recieves nothing, as he failed to put anything in. Silly Non.

I insert meatitarians.

You receive a double hamburger with bacon and ham with fried chicken as the buns.

I insert a leprichaun.

"Doctor I think I might be a homosexual!"
"How can you tell?"
*Vomits rainbows*

I insert a pie flavoured pie.

You get a pie to the face.

I insert a tank.

Thriller, you receive a large steel bin containing a few thousand gallons of whole milk.

I insert a mail man.

You get a fe-mail man.

I insert Steam.

You get lots of complain about the downtimes.

I insert some apple juice.

You get the annoying orange (You're an apple)

I insert a toolbox

You get a cardboard box full of world of warcraft vets.

I insert the ReArranged.

You get the album by Limp Bizkit.

I insert a New York rat

You receive an old dog from York.

I insert a space bar.