Stomp on the downed guys face as hard as I can while I unleash a primal roar. Then Attack whichever one is left with my baton (Use berserk mode for both actions).


Oh wow, I chuckled way harder than what I should have.

It was meant as a joke so I'm very glad it came through as one

But seriously, it might pass with Yoman.

I'm not sure if Ruben would know what the mission is, but I would say that he would at least try to help the people being attacked by savages.

Also, technically, nobody really knows what the mission is, since the original 6 aren't around to tell them. The oldest player here is Foil / Andrew. I 'spose Barker can help them out though.

Zeh meesion eeze to blow ahp ze fahckeeng tree, damb-eyce.

(Or at least that's what Valdimir's plan is - to enact tree-terrorism with this biplane)

FoiL (1+4=5) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew gets 'in the zone': his eyebrows lower, his jaw clenches and his arms tense. He unleashes a roar that seems to shake the trees around him and pounds his heel into the face of the downed Tribesman. There is a wet crunch-slash-squish sound, then he spins around and smashes his broken Baton in the face of the just-stood-up Tribesman, flinging him like a rag doll into the foliage. Andrew semi-crouches, breathing heavily and his shoulders square.
ABILITIES USED: Berserk (4 turns left)
ABILITY UPDATED: Hyper Focus (-1 use, now 1/6)
Appearance:
20, Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.

Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 1 of 6 uses)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Berserk Mode - Uses all abilities as needed and an additional +1 to all rolls. -1 to the roll in which you exit this mode. Maximum 5 consecutive uses and 2 turn cooldown.
Weapons
M4 'Beowulf' Carbine (30 of 30 rounds, slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Wielded, snapped in half)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW
- Swiss army knife
- Utility Machete
- Ammo (2 Drums, 4 Handgun Magazines)
Botanist's Backpack (19 slots used, 11 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares
- A Folding Shovel
- Some empty vials
- 30ft of rope
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed)
- 6 Beowulf Magazines

Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Nose (Speech impediment, -1 until re-aligned) - Countered by Rage Face

Ociamarru (6) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad swears at the plane and yanks the joystick to correct his course. But, of course, he pulls too hard and, like he wanted, is now heading 'right'. But a bit too far right - North.
Appearance:
27, Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.

Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (6 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Grappling Cane with hidden blade (Held)
Inventory
Containment Unit (36 slots used, 14 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self
- Radio
- Cellphone
- Flare gun with 2 green flares
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines)
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, +1 to next turn)
- TOP-SECRET Information File
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Upgrade Kit

Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Holey foot (-1 to running every second turn)
Apricot Effect ( Anti-Poison )

Point.Blank (6) Asfer Wilks
Trusting his Sixth Sense, Asfer spins up the Mk.II Vulcan Gun and fires, sweeping from the Tribesman he's facing all the way around to the ones sneaking up behind him. But since he's so slow at moving, the Tribesmen all leap up and climb into the trees before getting hit by the spray of bullets.
"Caution. Generator power at sixty percent. Finding a recharging source is advised."
AMMUNITION: 100 rounds used, 100 left
Appearance:
Pilot: 21y/o. Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.

Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (5 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) HE SHELL
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (100 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Underslung Harpoon Gun (Attached to Thermite Revolver, loaded)
- 2 spare Harpoons
Rear cargo container: (17 slots used, 33 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (3xHE, 3xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 9 slots total)
- 250 spare Vulcan rounds (3 slots total)
- 9 spare Thermite rounds (5 slots)
Mk.IV 20mm Thermite Revolver (5 of 5 rounds, minor action to reload)

Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Limp (Old wound, -1 to jogging or faster)
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 60%

HighEndNoob (4) Kyle Berguard
Oops sorry, forgot to update how many rounds you used: 10 rounds, 20 left in current mag
Kyle checks his FAMAS-A3's magazine after firing then slings it over his shoulder. He rotates the seat around and grabs the M2 Browning and points it at the ground over the left side:
Below them, they have just moved past some flat ground. Except, it's not really flat any more: dead bodies litter the earth, dirt has been carved out from various sizes of explosions and two small groups of men continue to fight in the centre - The dregs of a military battalion and a tribe of Ban Ali. The soldiers are outnumbered at least 3-to-1 and judging by the emblem on a ripped flag, they're Spanish.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.

Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-A3 (20 of 30 rounds, Semi-auto mode, slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, holstered)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (85% Energy)
Backpack (26 slots used, 4 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 4 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 spare FAMAS Magazines (2 slots)
- 10 spare Desert Eagle Magazines (5 slots)
- 7 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
- Rations (2 uses - +1 to next turn when used, 2 slots)
- Medical Kit (0 uses, refillable, 1 slots)

Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Refreshed (+1 to the next action. Resting actions do not count)

bbbzzz234 (5) Ruben Strongstone
Watching the two fight below, it looks like they've been ambushed by a small group of Tribesmen, namely a border-guard tribe of the Ban Ali. One is in an Robotic Exo Suit and the other looks, well, quite brutal, and proves it by roaring like some feral pack animal before crushing one Tribesman's face beneath a boot.
Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I hope the Exo-suit pilot is polite, at least.
Before he can think about it any further, one of the Tribesmen that avoided the Exo Suit comes at him from the connecting branches. Ruben prepares himself for a fight of both balance and skill.
NEW ABILITY: Branch Balancing (+1 to actions involving movement in/on trees)
Appearance:
24, blue eyes, 5'6", curly hair, stylish hat.

Abilities
Veteran Sniper (+1 to sniping actions)
Sneaky (+1 to stealth actions)
Night Vision Goggles (+1 to seeing in low light) NOT IN USE
Branch Balancing (+1 to actions involving movement in/on trees)
Weapons
Silenced Dragunov Sniper Rifle (5-15x scope, .44 FMJ, Magazine 7/7, slung)
Silenced MP5 (Magazine 30/30, holstered)
Molotov x5 (Roll a 3 or higher to successfully throw)
Inventory
Backpack (11 slots used, 14 slots available)
- 5-10x Thermal Scope (1 turn to switch to, 1 slot)
- 5 Dragunov Magazines (2 slots)
- 5 MP5 Magazines (2 slots)
- Rations (3 days, 9 uses, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
- Night Vision Goggles (1 slot)
- Lighter (1 slot)
- 21pk Cigarettes (1 slot)


Condition(s)

Game Events
It is about 4pm

Vlad and Kyle are still heading the wrong way, but now the complete opposite of before. Asfer sweeps his surround-ers but misses while Andrew crushes one's face and sends another flying. Ruben is in the trees fighting a Tribesman.

CURRENT SUB / OBJECTIVES:
Find the Fabled Tree to the South-West.

Asfer + Andrew + Ruben:


Vlad + Kyle:
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Wow, judging on my past several rolls, Vlad is a piece-of-shit pilot.

♥♥♥♥ COCKSUCKING HELL WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH ME?! I am flying this goddamn thing RIGHT this time! And by 'right', I mean ♥♥♥♥ TOWARDS the goddamn tree!
"Oh moy FAHKING gawd! Oy veel smoyl when zeece fahking piece ahff SHEET kreyshes eentu zaht gawd-fahking-deym tree!" Vlad pounds on the cockpit, visibly pissed-off.

I think Vlad's pissed. >.>

I'd tell him to calm down, but I'm kind of pissed as well atm.

Generator can't quite recharge because of the canopy - not enough light coming through. If you stand still the recharge rate will be the same as the usage, but that doesn't help much.

But of course, if you roll a 5 then I have to retcon a hole in the canopy, don't I?

FoiL (3+2=5) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew grabs hold of a vine and pulls himself up into the branches. As soon as he gets his balance (3+3=6 )he swings his fist at the closest Tribesman, who is both surprised and now off-balance. The Tribesman falls off his branch, out of the trees and slams into the ground. He doesn't get up. Andrew wobbles from the opposing force of his punch but steadies himself with another branch. Don't fall out of the tree now.
ABILITIES USED: Berserk (3 turns left)
ABILITY UPDATED: Hyper Focus (-1 use, now 0/6)
Appearance:
20, Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.

Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 1 of 6 uses)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Berserk Mode - Uses all abilities as needed and an additional +1 to all rolls. -1 to the roll in which you exit this mode. Maximum 5 consecutive uses and 2 turn cooldown.
Weapons
M4 'Beowulf' Carbine (30 of 30 rounds, slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Wielded, snapped in half)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW
- Swiss army knife
- Utility Machete
- Ammo (2 Drums, 4 Handgun Magazines)
Botanist's Backpack (19 slots used, 11 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares
- A Folding Shovel
- Some empty vials
- 30ft of rope
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed)
- 6 Beowulf Magazines

Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Nose (Speech impediment, -1 until re-aligned) - Countered by Rage Face

Ociamarru (4) Vladimir Ivanov
"Oh moy FAHKING gawd! Oy veel smoyl when zeece fahking piece ahff SHEET kreyshes eentu zaht gawd-fahking-deym tree!"
Vlad pounds his fist on the dashboard, visibly pissed-off, but corrects his course this time. They are now heading West, towards the Tree.
Appearance:
27, Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.

Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (6 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Grappling Cane with hidden blade (Stored)
Inventory
Containment Unit (36 slots used, 14 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self
- Radio
- Cellphone
- Flare gun with 2 green flares
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines)
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, +1 to next turn)
- TOP-SECRET Information File
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Upgrade Kit

Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Holey foot (-1 to running every second turn)
Apricot Effect ( Anti-Poison )

Point.Blank (5) Asfer Wilks
Asfer crouches as best he can and holds his arms up in front of him, scanning the trees for the Tribesmen. He watches Andrew disappear into the branches and a Tribesman come tumbling out after a moment. Asfer moves into a patch of sunlight and lets the Generator charge a bit, before a Tribesman comes swinging down on a vine with his Spear aimed. Asfer waits for the right moment, then sidesteps and smashes the Bladed Shield into the Tribesman's back as he swings past. The Tribesman releases the vine as a reflex and crashes headlong into a tree-trunk with a wet smack, then slides to the ground - dead.
Appearance:
Pilot: 21y/o. Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.

Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (5 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) HE SHELL
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (100 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn or 15% if resting)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Underslung Harpoon Gun (Attached to Thermite Revolver, loaded)
- 2 spare Harpoons
Rear cargo container: (17 slots used, 33 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (3xHE, 3xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 9 slots total)
- 250 spare Vulcan rounds (3 slots total)
- 9 spare Thermite rounds (5 slots)
Mk.IV 20mm Thermite Revolver (5 of 5 rounds, minor action to reload)

Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Limp (Old wound, -1 to jogging or faster)
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 70%

HighEndNoob (2) Kyle Berguard
Kyle opens fire, but Vlad changes course before he can get any good hits.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.

Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-A3 (20 of 30 rounds, Semi-auto mode, slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, holstered)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (85% Energy)
Backpack (26 slots used, 4 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 4 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 spare FAMAS Magazines (2 slots)
- 10 spare Desert Eagle Magazines (5 slots)
- 7 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
- Rations (2 uses - +1 to next turn when used, 2 slots)
- Medical Kit (0 uses, refillable, 1 slots)

Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)

bbbzzz234 (1+1=2) Ruben Strongstone
Ruben attempts to wrestle one of the Tribesmen but he just deflects Ruben's attack with a flick of his arm. Ruben then falls off the branch he was on and out of the canopy, crash through a lower branch and then landing unceremoniously on the ground.
Appearance:
24, blue eyes, 5'6", curly hair, stylish hat.

Abilities
Veteran Sniper (+1 to sniping actions)
Sneaky (+1 to stealth actions)
Night Vision Goggles (+1 to seeing in low light) NOT IN USE
Branch Balancing (+1 to actions involving movement in/on trees)
Weapons
Silenced Dragunov Sniper Rifle (5-15x scope, .44 FMJ, Magazine 7/7, slung)
Silenced MP5 (Magazine 30/30, holstered)
Molotov x5 (Roll a 3 or higher to successfully throw)
Inventory
Backpack (11 slots used, 14 slots available)
- 5-10x Thermal Scope (1 turn to switch to, 1 slot)
- 5 Dragunov Magazines (2 slots)
- 5 MP5 Magazines (2 slots)
- Rations (3 days, 9 uses, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
- Night Vision Goggles (1 slot)
- Lighter (1 slot)
- 21pk Cigarettes (1 slot)


Condition(s)
Crash-landing (Bruised, -1 to next turn)
Bruised (-1 to taking melee damage)

Game Events
It is about 4pm

Asfer takes out a George-wannabe and Andrew lets one fall out of the tree. Ruben attempts to wrestle with another but falls out of the trees and hurts himself.

Barker cuts a swath of trees down from the South-West and yells at the three of them. (Ruben doesn't know Barker yet. Actually, Ruben doesn't know anyone)

Vlad and Kyle are finally heading the right way. In the clearing ahead, smoke plumes pollute the airspace. The landscape ahead of that looks like a swamp, and a mountain ridge rises in the distance.

CURRENT SUB / OBJECTIVES:
Find the Fabled Tree to the South-West.

Asfer + Andrew + Ruben:


Vlad + Kyle: