Actually, considering that he has a Symbiotic Combat Exoskeleton and a RamRod, smashing a robot is probably a better bet than trying to stuff it into a tophat.
>_>

So what about my morphing ball thing? it can do ranged melee attacks.

Lolwut.

IS NOT POSSIBLE!
Ranged melee attacks

Two words, Rocket-Fists.
Or laser fists.

Oh and screw off, you see what those guys can do to a NORMAL person, I'm better off getting shot by the sniper.
Then there was the battle with the worm, just about zero involvement.
You didn't complain then, ♥♥♥♥ your complaints now.

Hyper, in Final Fantasy Ten, Blitzballs are the deadliest weapons in the game, I hope that doesn't happen here.

Yeah Foa, but this is the final battle. DO SOMETHING.

Also, please note that said blitzballs were usually covered in death spikes.

No, those were small lumps, made of plastic.
Oh and, hey, sniper, look out, oh hey, look, I see no teamwork, I think these are hints.
I SEEM TO BE GIVING YOU HINTS.

I see your point. However, things like teamwork would be a lot more potent if you decided to help us at some point. -_-

Or used the damn handcannon that I've been hinting at.

It only shoot blanks, NOW, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE HAT.

Barrel Roll!

CaveMLCricket [1-1=1]: You turn towards BioBen to tell him to combo with you. Because of this, you don't see the sword robot charge at you, huge blade pointed straight at you. You sure as hell feel it though. You don't even need to look down to see it sticking straight through your chest. You taste blood as you spit out a few words for your assailant.
"Se...Sephiroth wannabe..."
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Ultra Mind
4/4 Inventory:
- Impurities
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
- Chunk of Dark Stone
- Wiffles' Orb
- DecaBow
2/2 Equipped:
- Right Gold Gauntlet (Plasma Diamond)
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Missing Left Arm (-1 to rolls)
- Impaled (-1 to rolls, death in 2 turns)

Foa [5]: Your excellent roll of "Do not get shot" cancels out your horrible roll for "Do I get shot?", and you are not shot. Be grateful. And less useless.
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Sixth Sense (+1 to rolls involving surprise)
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKiller [Current Mag: 8]
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKiller (Kickass Desert Eagle)
Injuries:
- Impaled Right Arm (-1 to using LadyKiller)

Ragdollmaster [1]: "GrrrrrRAAAAAAAGH!"
With a roar of anger, you let loose all the electricity you had built up. It shoots through the air in jagged forks, striking the ground haphazardly. Blue merely holds Cryolight up in front of her, and the bolts curve away before they strike, protecting her from your attack. And you're still held in midair.
"That might be more impressive if- no, actually, it would've been boring no matter what."
"You're a colossal ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Aww, thankee."
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
-- Lightning God Form(-10 electricity per turn)
--- Indignation (-20 electricity)
--- Shaped Lightning (-5 to -15 electricity)
--- ShineSpark (-5 per turn)
- Ethereal Wings
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [0 Units]
- Evasive (+1 to dodge rolls)
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Empty Flask
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:

Barnox [1]: "Fiona. Any wildcards and gambits. Now would be nice."
"I may have one idea, but I'll keep it as a last resort."
"FIEN."
You channel all of your energy into your hands. All of your anger, frustration, and sorrow. One final attack. You look up at Blue, wish a final thought of suffering towards her, and fire.
She appears right in front of you, behind the final attack you just fired.
"Pay attention, THIS is how to use lightning! 12 VOLTS!"
Her hands crackle with white lightning, and she thrusts both palms into your torso. The electricity discharges into you, and everything goes white.
Agony.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
- Umbrakinesis
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
2/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
Injuries:
- Traumatized (-1 to using Cryokinesis)
- Unconscious
- Electrocuted (-1 to rolls)
- Shell Shocked (-1 to next roll)

BioBen [6-1=5]: You think that MLC was going to suggest some sort of coordinated attack, but then he got stabbed. Since he just saved you...
You leap forward, powered by Frederic's power, and smash the RamRod as hard as you can into the sword bot's chest. A huge, ethereal Ram's Head appears at the moment of impact, multiplying your strike by an order of magnitude. The bot loses its grip on the sword, its chest gets a huge dent, and it flies backwards across the room, slamming into the wall right next to Foa.
"Get helping, you pussy!"
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Symbiotic Combat Exoskeleton
2/4 Inventory:
- Gentleman's Uniform
- Portal Tophat
2/2 Equipped:
- RamRod
- Frederic
Injuries:
- Plasma Burn (-1 to rolls)
- Plasma Burn (-1 to rolls, death in 2 turns)

Game Events: Bioben, distracted by saving CMLC, recieves another shot of plasma in his back.
"GODDAMNIT!"


"You know, you don't need to do this. If you don't stop, things will get exponentially worse."
"I live for naught but blood and carnage. You, of ALL people, should know that about me."
"This battle isn't done yet Blue. Just saying."
"You're so cute when you're pissed."
Fiona blushes.


"♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥."
"Yes!"
"♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥."
"♥♥♥♥."
"Wait, he's not dead yet! Just very unconscious!"
"Damnit, die already! I've got $20 on the line!"
"ARMASTAS WILL NEVER LOSE A BET THAT HE MAKES! Double or nothing that Barnox also beats Blue singlehandedly!"
"BRING IT!"
"I'll take a piece of that action."
"Same."
"You guys don't even care now that you're dead, do you?"
"Not really. I mean, there's no way we can interact now."
"What about that console over there?"
"Needs a password."
"What have you tried?"
"...'password'...Twice..."

Crap. How do you fix impalement?

> Use Perfected Elemental Kinesises to create a Fire elemental. Use Ultra mind to transfer my conscience into the elemental.
"Flame on!"

Since I died in RTD2 which is a prequel, does that mean Im also there gambling in the afterlife?

If so "A hundred plus my old armour that Blue kills 2 more!"