Yoman: We deal with the problems one at a time. Also; it may sound cheesy, but I don't care if saving Barnox ends up being futile. I would much rather die helping a fellow roller than fleeing like a coward in the hopes of surviving a little longer.

I propose that we simply collapse the floor onto Goodpants.

I thought that the point was to get Goodpants OUT from underneath, not crush him?

Are we trying to save him now?

You're trying to beat him before Blue can fight him and end the world.
The floor is suitably reinforced that it won't collapse from you smashing it.

153 rolls. + or - 1 roll.
3 Exposition Rolls, where the shield was broken and Blue went raging.
6 Talking Rolls, where you convinced Morgan.

No one asked

But really now, that's just WOW! You wrote 153 rolls over the period of 1 year (I think).

Not even close. It started in November of last year.
Edit: I'll be damned. Tokowhatever is right. My bad.

Last year?Last year was 2010 fool,it started in 2009

Let's keep it civil, ladies. No need for namecalling.

Fun fact, the main post was edited 69 times

Another fun fact is that the first death was Benpasko and that was on the 10th of the 2nd month, which is exactly 4 weeks (-4 days but, meh) from now, and the game went for QUITE a while before THAT particular event happened, and in fact it was exactly when I joined in.

Waiting on Foa.

> "MEDIC!" , I need help, get help, don't die! |
I keep forgetting about this place.

Because I'm missing an action for my other RtD, I'll be rolling this one now.

CaveMLCricket [2]: You try to rip apart or smash the ground with your Geokinesis, but the metal plates covering it blocks your abilities. You'll need to get them out of the equation somehow...
Foa, with his shrapnel'd arm, staggers over to you.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Ultra Mind
3/4 Inventory:
- Impurities
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
- Chunk of Dark Stone
- Plasma Diamond
- DecaBow
2/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Pure Electric Orb)
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:

Tomaster [5]: "Chimera, try to hold her off for just a few seconds while I help out Banrax. We'll take her out together, but we need all the help we can get right now."
"Uh. Yea. What Ragdoll said. But seriously, you guys should throw some Chimera energy into this blade before I go."
"Greedy bastard. Fine."
Chimera sets his hand on WolfHunt for a moment, and you feel the energy suffuse the blade. You and Ragdoll then go to assist Banrax. (Continued in their rolls)
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Super Reflexes (+1 to anything involving reflexes, activate automatically)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, moderate protection from impacts)
--- Steel Skin (Moderate protection from piercing and slashing)
3/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
--- Earthbound Sword
--- Flame Blade
--- Frost Blade
--- Thunder Blade
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:

Foa [4]: "MEDIC!"
You stagger over to CMLC, who helps you. He first removes the shard by hand, which hurts like a ♥♥♥♥. Then, he cauterizes the wound with a burst of flame to prevent excessive blood loss. Not much you can do about the big hole in your arm though.
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Sixth Sense (+1 to rolls involving surprise)
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKiller (Current Mag: 16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKiller (Kickass Desert Eagle)
Injuries:
- Impaled Right Arm (-1 to using LadyKiller)

Ragdollmaster [2]: "Chimera, try to hold her off for just a few seconds while I help out Banrax. We'll take her out together, but we need all the help we can get right now."
"Uh. Yea. What Ragdoll said. But seriously, you guys should throw some Chimera energy into this blade before I go."
"Greedy bastard. Fine."
You turn off your Lightning God form to save electricity, but activate Durendal's elementizing ability, and use your Living Lightning form to flash step over to Banrax. Mid-step, you swing your fists down towards the ice, but it merely hits and bounces off. Problem is, Durendal only elementalizes your reflexes and your body when you're making big movements. Attacks are still normal speed.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
-- Lightning God Form(-10 electricity per turn)
--- Indignation (-20 electricity)
--- Shaped Lightning (-5 to -15 electricity)
--- ShineSpark (-5 per turn)
- Ethereal Wings
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [30 Units]
- Evasive (+1 to dodge rolls)
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Empty Flask
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:

Barnox [1-2=1]: Before you even get a chance to do anything, Ragdoll teleprots over and smacks his hand on the ice. Tomaster then gets over while Ragdoll is holding his hand. But before Tomaster can smash the ice, Chimera is thrown bodily through the air into the ice, shattering it all to pieces. The moment the ice breaks, your regeneration begins taking effect, and your body starts to repair itself.
"Not that it helps us, but she isn't actually silent. She's actually humming quietly. Oh, and I just got my ass handed to me. 1-on-1 combat isn't gonna fly."
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
- Umbrakinesis
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
2/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
Injuries:
- Traumatized (-1 to using Cryokinesis)
- Missing Right Leg (Healed in 3 turns)
- Sliced Arms (-1 to using arms, healed in 2 turns))

BioBen [4]: You begin rhythmically attacking the same area with your RamRod, pounding the floor as hard as you can. You quickly get past the layers of metal, and start fracturing the underlying stone. Meanwhile, Fiona gets off of Toto.
"Alright, listen up. I'm leaving Toto here and going back to stall Blue. Kill Goodpants, try not to die too much.
ReWrite!"
In a blur reminiscent of television static, Fiona disappears.
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Symbiotic Combat Exoskeleton
2/4 Inventory:
- Gentleman's Uniform
- Portal Tophat
2/2 Equipped:
- RamRod
- Frederic
Injuries:

Game Events: "Four Points Eight Paths Seal!"
A magical circle bursts into existance underneath Blue, and rises up to around her midsection. Arcs of red energy dance between the circle and Blue as she struggles against the seal that's binding her.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Kick her ass!"
Before any asses can be kicked however, the circle breaks, and Blue looks up towards the source of the voice.
Fiona.
"Guys, this one looks calm. Please tell me it's just being quiet because you punched it in the throat or something. Please say it was screaming and trying to claw out your throats a second ago."
"No..."
"Oh sweet unholy ♥♥♥♥, we're ♥♥♥♥."

If anyone were closer to Blue, they would be able to make out that she was humming a song to herself quietly. Very faintly, to the tune of Row Your Boat.

"Burn burn burn the world,
Hear the children scream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is a bloody dream. ♥"

Then again, if they were this close, they'd already be dead.