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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending machine
The vending machine has encountered an error and needs to close, would you like to send an error report?
I click "Send".
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:40 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Vending machine
You get nothing. I insert some nice, pink flowers.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:45 pm |
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Raven
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:40 pm Posts: 259
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Re: Vending machine
You get bubbles.
I insert dead bodies.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:41 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Vending machine
You get a very bad smell. I insert a webcam.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:48 am |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Vending machine
You get a dead bird on cam.
I insert a red checkerboard pattern.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:56 am |
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Raven
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:40 pm Posts: 259
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Re: Vending machine
You get a black checkerboard pattern to match the red. To bad you inserted it.
I insert yo momma.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:08 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Vending machine
Your mother pops out, crushing you with her tremendous girth. I insert a CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:13 am |
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Hyperion110
Joined: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:17 pm Posts: 137 Location: Terra, Slovakia
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Re: Vending machine
You get a 7-sided dice.
I insert Windows 95.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:40 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: Vending machine
You get a slow computer not even able to browse modern web sites.
I insert Hyperion110.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:45 pm |
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adasx10
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:50 pm Posts: 93 Location: Lithuania.
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Re: Vending machine
You get Tediore, Vladof, Dahl, S&S Munitions, Maliwan, Torque, Jakobs and Atlus competition.
I insert Lizard.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:06 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending machine
You get a three times the size tin-can balanced mushroom zombie robot bunker.
I insert the Enigma.
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:47 pm |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Vending machine
You get a brit who says "I hacked it! Go me!".
I insert BBC.
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Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:22 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Vending machine
You get The Spanish Inquisition! I insert someone who skins all their mecha girls to be scantily clad. I mean me.
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Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:46 am |
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Ragdollmaster
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:09 am Posts: 1115 Location: Being The Great Juju
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Re: Vending machine
You get yourself and keep reinserting yourself in a perpetual cycle of scantily clad insanity.
I insert a combo breaker.
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Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:58 am |
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Raven
Joined: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:40 pm Posts: 259
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Re: Vending machine
c-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I insert heartbreak.
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Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:20 am |
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