Gaddamnit. Fine, when this door goes down, I've got a perk in mind.
Aight, let's rock some ♥♥♥♥.
TEAM COMBO MLC RAGDOLL GOGOGO

Ragdollmaster has a key.
We are fighting a door.
I get the feeling we're doinitwrong.

>Try to draw a flood of shadow through WolfHunt's hole in the door.
Might open the hole up more, and also shows if behind the door is in darkness.
Then again, we could just look through the hole...
>Very minor action: Look through the hole in the door. Do this before anyone else does anything.

I got the key way back at the dwarf fortress. It's probably the only way of opening a sacred case of booze. Plus, this door has no keyhole.

Wave it about a bit? Might be magic.
Might be Engraved with an image of map in hematite.
Ah well, bashing is working for now.

A -2 means I CANT get a five on my roll. That's pretty bad.
I think I need my hand freaking healed up before we do this shite. I mean honestly, I've just been rolling really badly.

Maybe try a reverse tactic, use the negative modifiers for your own good like:

>> Slice my hand up even more
or
>> Give my hand pyromanic treatment (burn it even more)
if you get a 1 with those (pretty high odds) then it will get healed for the type of damage you were trying to deal to them, don't you think so?
Yes I am aware this will NEVER work and hyper will give you a 7 for your roll if you try it but still, it's funny as hell in theory xD

Roll a 1, and there will be negative effects. Roll a 2, and it will fail.
There is no way that your plan can work.

Really? At least now I know why I posted THIS: /sarcasm

If you get 1, you'd get yer whole arm sliced up :v

Please read the rest of the posts before posting or you'll come out as an idiot.

I did.
Your logic doesn't make any sense.

Hyper, what roller are you using?

If it's not this one: http://www.random.org/dice/ then you really need to start using it. Any other dice roller produces predicable results, in a pattern. Random.org uses atmospheric interference to generate numbers.

It's true random.