I'm quite content with my life at this point in time.


If you aren't happy with something in your life, actively try and change it. You never know what will happen.

Bold is the only thing I don't have to rage about, although, there are a little to many things I want.

Inability to predict the magnitude of ejaculation when fapping.

afeagdfshjkmpast how do i even clean this up

Pretty much.
Either that or I'm too mellow to ♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet.

Ohohohoho, rage thread. Time to release a bit of my bunched up rage from the 7 years of bullying in primary school.
- Bullies. By the gods what the ♥♥♥♥ is going through your shriveled up brain that makes you think you look cool by ruining other kids' lives? Go burn your ♥♥♥♥ with an arcwelder, so your cursed offspring may never reach this world.
- Cocky people. Get over yourself and learn modesty.
- Excessive heat. As in temperature. Going around being unable to cool off angers me, which in turn makes me feel even hotter. It's a vicious circle, and an annoying one at that.
- Small kids who think they're cool. I do know some nice kids (mah grandcousin), but some of them are damn near asking for a boot to the face. HEY KIDS, PRO-TIP: DON'T ANNOY PEOPLE WHO ARE TWICE AS LARGE AND SEVERAL TIMES STRONGER THAN YOU. You are not invincible, and sooner or later someone will kick your arse so badly that you'll have to fall asleep standing.
- People who write like idiots because they're lazy. Somewhat justified on chats, but on a forum you have all the time in the world. Total respect for those who really can't do better, though.
- Ants. I once stepped on an anthill with sandals and without socks. While i can understand their reaction, that didn't make it any less painful to have 9 big ants stuck on my foot. Ever since i've hated the little blighters.
- Wasps. Intrusive as all hell (get the ♥♥♥♥ off my coke ♥♥♥♥♥ be gone from my food stop flying into my face) and will sting you if you swipe them away. The only good wasp is a dead wasp. Preferrably by badminton racket or electric shock, maybe with some applied stomp if they survive.
- Mosquitoes. It's not like i can't do without that drop of blood, just STOP MAKING ME ITCH. Plus they bzzzzzzzzz in my ear when i sleep. Immediate reaction: Standing ovation.
- People who don't accept me for who i am. While rare, i have zero intention of changing. I've already gone from extrovert to introvert.
- People who can't respect other people's beliefs. Seriously, you're religious, i'm atheist, fine, let's keep it that way. Everyone's too stubborn to let such a discussion progress beyond ping pong, anyways.
- People who think crime is cool. Fun fact: if you go to jail you'll be the next goatse.
- Anyone who actively endorses crime. See above.
- It also irks me really badly When People Capitalize Every Single Word In Their Posts. Just write in lowercase, already.

... I'll stop now before other people go mad.

Dear God the itching! Swelling twice the size of your thumb per bite is not pleasant.

Needless to say, I have a mosquito allergy.

Roadkill pisses me off.
So does Warguy.

Please come back when you can post politely, thanks.

People - I just assume that every person I meet is a total moron, until they show that they are not. It's not that I'm arrogant or so but sadly most people are idiots.
Sects - Like jehovas, seriously I don't want to be saved! leave me alone! Do some reserch about your religion, I'll wait... .... Oh did the world not end in the 1910-1950, OMFJ! I'm shocked! I wonder why the watch tower don't mention that your doomsayers back then told you so, it's almost as they were FAKES!
Religious fanatics - like the anti-abortion protesters you have in Usa, friggin retards. And Both sides in the Irish "civil-war" ♥♥♥♥ catholics throwing rocks at protestant school girls on thier way to school!? WTFH! Not that the Protestants are any better with the random murder here and there. Honor-murdering muslims killing thier doughters for having a non-muslim boyfriend - yeah best to burn you children alive. And so on and on and on...
I also hate dogs.
People who hurt Animals for fun shod be shot. NO MERCY.

.... Damn now I'm angry for real... I'll go voilent games now.

I'm sorry, how can you be protective of animals but not protective of unborn children?

Pick and choose. You're making me rage.

He's hating on the retards who feel the need to parade around their ideas that unborn children are more valuable than gold, not on unborn children.

Is he not hating on unborn children by association?

There are plenty of people parading around worse ideas.

I don't see any reson for the parading retards to show morbid pictures to childern or thier mothers.

A animal is a living creature that can feel pain and fear, that is proven.

Cell balls =/= Animals

Things that irritate me:
Illogical arguments.
People passing themselves off as high and mighty.
That guy at college with an incredibly boring, droning voice...

Pics man, that would seem to indicated badass.

This thread irks me slightly. Stop bitching and change the stuff you're complain about?