but seriously now, posts don't count in this section and barker only posted here so...

I'd love to see the effect of the apricot to be a antivenom that necrosates the place of insertion

He rolled a 4 for the antidote so I don't think it will be THAT severe.

Dear god, please don't tell me I have ANOTHER power...I have a highly-cluttered set of abilities (not due to lack of organization, just sheer number). Yomanticore, will I ever get a chance to fly something before this is over? I really wanna use that ability.

Thanks for the aid bro.

No you don't and will not have another ability, just a temporary condition. Yes there will be some aerial vehicle soon.

Forgot to add the Apricot Effect to Andrew's conditions, so I just did that.

Hmmm...I bet it's a cow.

Or a giant chicken. With teeth.

I said vehicle, not farm animal. If anything it would be a toucan.

But FoiL rolled a 1 so it's kind of bad :/

"*Sigh*" Pick up the Close-to-full mag off the ground, put it away, and find some cover.
EDIT: New action below

I guess you got turned into an itty-bitty monkey or something! OR A GIANT ♥♥♥♥ TURTLE!

Action 1:Pick up the Close-to-full mag off the ground
Action 2:Put it away
Action 3:And find some cover

No, not like that.

Minor Actions: Pick up mag and put away
Major Action: Find cover

But to be more specific, where would you like to go to find cover? There is only a smoking car wreck to hide behind. You're in a clearing, remember.