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Disst
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am Posts: 1182
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 Re: Omegle
Quote: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: THE GAME You: You are likely to be eaten by a grue. You: The game is an old ♥♥♥♥ meme. You: And a shitty one. Stranger: YOUR FACE IS AN OLD ♥♥♥♥ MEME You: Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sure is retard channer in here.
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:22 am |
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matty406
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 915 Location: Blighty
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 Re: Omegle
What you should have said, is "I know of no location by the name of 'Horny'. Good day."
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Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:57 pm |
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Petethegoat
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm Posts: 905
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 Re: Omegle
I am having the BEST CONVERSATION EVER right now!! THIS GUY IS A TRUE BRO EDIT:Quote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOST THE LOG ARGH ;_; such a bro EDIT2:okay I got another decent one Quote: You: man i got a shitty person last time i hope you're more interesting Stranger: Are you the Doctor? You: I am. You: Do what you must. Stranger: Thank god. Stranger: Where the hell have you been? You: Things have come up, I'm sorry, they couldn't be avoided. Stranger: Was it the Angels? 'Cause I'll forgive you if it was the Angels. Stranger: Those things freak me out. You: It wasn't the angels. You: It was something... You: Worse. You: Something inside of me. Stranger: Are... are you pregnant, Doctor? Stranger: I didn't know that was physically possible. You: It may be so. We can take no chances. You: You must kill me now. Stranger: But then the universe will be lost as we know it. Stranger: And you'll probably regenerate, anyhow. Stranger: :/ You: God damnit, the universe is better lost than what it will become. Stranger: Have you gone to the future? You: Many a time. You: You know what I saw? Stranger: What did you see? D: You: No mere mortal could even begin to comprehend it. Stranger: What is it, Doctor? Is it the Cybermen? The Daleks? What? You: It's something worse. Stranger: What could be worse than the Daleks? You: It's something incomprehensible. Stranger: Did Oprah make a sex tape? Dx You: She did. And you know who else was in it? You: Cybermen, AND the Daleks. You: Both at once. Stranger: e_______________e Stranger: OH. You: It was... You: TERRIFYING. Stranger: I... Stranger: My mind is blown. You: You must join us. There is nothing worthwhile to be saved. You: All we can hope to do is cleanse the universe of this distant memory. Stranger: You are completely right. Stranger: How shall we do it, Doctor? You: There is only one way. One that I have already mentioned. You: Take the sonic screwdriver. Stranger: I will. I'll miss you, Doctor. The world will miss you. </3 You: There won't be any world left. You: Not if this goes according to plan. Stranger: You are wise beyond your 912 years, Doctor. Stranger: It is for the best. You: Do it now. You: Hold the sonic screwdriver to my left temple. You: Goodbye, universe. You: You were once untouched by evil. Stranger: D; Goodbye, Doctor. Stranger: And thank you. You: Remember, in nothingness there is purity. You: Do it. You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You have disconnected.
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:34 am |
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Jon
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:34 pm Posts: 143
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 Re: Omegle
You: so You: tell me about your mother Stranger: shes dead You: I knew it Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Stranger: rock You: FOREVER ALONE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:11 am |
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GuardianTempest
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:53 am Posts: 67 Location: Philippines
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 Re: Omegle
Lol -------------------------------------------- Stranger: hey You: ?? Stranger: ? You: TvT Your conversational partner has disconnected. Me(irl): >_> ------------------------------- Stranger: hi You: Hi, I need a funny conversation to post in the internet. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---------------------------- Stranger: why was 6 afriad of 7? You: I already know that. I won't be fooled. You: Chuck Norris told me. Stranger: rats! Stranger: hes asneaky one Stranger: always tellin my punchliness You: Catgirl here, what is your wish Onee-sama? ^o.o^ Stranger: im allergic to cats.. Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Me: Damn, the catgirl impresion always works.
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Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:51 am |
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mail2345
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:58 am Posts: 2054
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 Re: Omegle
I once hooked up MegaHAL to Omegle. MegaHAL learned how to troll and spam just as coherently as almost everyone else.
If anyone wants, I could look for the code.
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Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:06 am |
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alphagamer774
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 am Posts: 1294 Location: Comox, BC, Canada
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 Re: Omegle
Please do! Just looked that up, this could be amusing 
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:37 am |
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mail2345
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:58 am Posts: 2054
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 Re: Omegle
Done. Code is a tad dirty, and includes an omegle bridge and client. I have little idea how to get it working, besides the fact that you need mh_python(from the megahal source).
Attachments:
File comment: really old stuff
omg.zip [54.42 KiB]
Downloaded 196 times
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:18 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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 Re: Omegle
http://pastebin.com/xMAsTDgCSit down, have a coffee, and read about me and a bro.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:33 pm |
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Petethegoat
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:02 pm Posts: 905
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 Re: Omegle
Quote: Stranger: Hi,Male,14,England,and yourself? You: Hello there! You: Do you enjoy talking to strangers? You: You shouldn't. The internet is full of rapists and paedophiles. Stranger: Not really Stranger: Get your act together Your conversational partner has disconnected. Was I just talking to a paedophile? :O
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Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:02 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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 Re: Omegle
Quote: Stranger: i am being told to say hi! Stranger: hi! Stranger: hi! You: Kittens need crushing. Stranger: yes You: It's a fact. Stranger: by who? You: It doesn't matter, silly. Stranger: it does when im asking, silly!!!!!!!!! You: YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING WERE YOU?!?!?!?! You: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! You: JUST ACCEPT IT! Stranger: hmm true say old chap Stranger: i will accept the challenge Stranger: but the question is Stranger: will YOU? You: I will resume my omnipresence. You: I have no need for such trivial things as this. Stranger: when you said the word omnipresence, it made me think of omnivore Stranger: i also like dragons You: You do not comprehend my verbosity? Stranger: in my vocabulary, verbosity means vagina You: Such wurms as those do not compare to the likes of that with which I lay my eyes upon. You: Oh dear, such vulgarities. Stranger: smug referendum my friend, because when the time comes, you will understand she will not take you Stranger: and i will rule Stranger: because when thats like how it went yes. You: Yes, your point is very well substantiated, however you do appear to be quoting of a ballad. Stranger: I CAN TIME TRAVEL Stranger: ♥♥♥♥ YOU He could not handle my extensive vocabulary.
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Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:34 am |
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