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 Omegle 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: THE GAME
You: You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You: The game is an old ♥♥♥♥ meme.
You: And a shitty one.
Stranger: YOUR FACE IS AN OLD ♥♥♥♥ MEME
You: Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Sure is retard channer in here.


Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:22 am
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What you should have said, is "I know of no location by the name of 'Horny'. Good day."


Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:57 pm
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I am having the BEST CONVERSATION EVER right now!!
THIS GUY IS A TRUE BRO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOST THE LOG ARGH


;_; such a bro

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okay I got another decent one
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You: man i got a shitty person last time i hope you're more interesting
Stranger: Are you the Doctor?
You: I am.
You: Do what you must.
Stranger: Thank god.
Stranger: Where the hell have you been?
You: Things have come up, I'm sorry, they couldn't be avoided.
Stranger: Was it the Angels? 'Cause I'll forgive you if it was the Angels.
Stranger: Those things freak me out.
You: It wasn't the angels.
You: It was something...
You: Worse.
You: Something inside of me.
Stranger: Are... are you pregnant, Doctor?
Stranger: I didn't know that was physically possible.
You: It may be so. We can take no chances.
You: You must kill me now.
Stranger: But then the universe will be lost as we know it.
Stranger: And you'll probably regenerate, anyhow.
Stranger: :/
You: God damnit, the universe is better lost than what it will become.
Stranger: Have you gone to the future?
You: Many a time.
You: You know what I saw?
Stranger: What did you see? D:
You: No mere mortal could even begin to comprehend it.
Stranger: What is it, Doctor? Is it the Cybermen? The Daleks? What?
You: It's something worse.
Stranger: What could be worse than the Daleks?
You: It's something incomprehensible.
Stranger: Did Oprah make a sex tape? Dx
You: She did. And you know who else was in it?
You: Cybermen, AND the Daleks.
You: Both at once.
Stranger: e_______________e
Stranger: OH.
You: It was...
You: TERRIFYING.
Stranger: I...
Stranger: My mind is blown.
You: You must join us. There is nothing worthwhile to be saved.
You: All we can hope to do is cleanse the universe of this distant memory.
Stranger: You are completely right.
Stranger: How shall we do it, Doctor?
You: There is only one way. One that I have already mentioned.
You: Take the sonic screwdriver.
Stranger: I will. I'll miss you, Doctor. The world will miss you. </3
You: There won't be any world left.
You: Not if this goes according to plan.
Stranger: You are wise beyond your 912 years, Doctor.
Stranger: It is for the best.
You: Do it now.
You: Hold the sonic screwdriver to my left temple.
You: Goodbye, universe.
You: You were once untouched by evil.
Stranger: D; Goodbye, Doctor.
Stranger: And thank you.
You: Remember, in nothingness there is purity.
You: Do it.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You have disconnected.


Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:34 am
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You: so
You: tell me about your mother
Stranger: shes dead
You: I knew it
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Stranger: rock
You: FOREVER ALONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:11 am
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Lol
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Stranger: hey
You: ??
Stranger: ?
You: TvT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me(irl): >_>
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I need a funny conversation to post in the internet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: why was 6 afriad of 7?
You: I already know that. I won't be fooled.
You: Chuck Norris told me.
Stranger: rats!
Stranger: hes asneaky one
Stranger: always tellin my punchliness
You: Catgirl here, what is your wish Onee-sama? ^o.o^
Stranger: im allergic to cats..
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me: Damn, the catgirl impresion always works.


Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:51 am
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I once hooked up MegaHAL to Omegle.
MegaHAL learned how to troll and spam just as coherently as almost everyone else.

If anyone wants, I could look for the code.


Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:06 am
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Please do! Just looked that up, this could be amusing :)


Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:37 am
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Done. Code is a tad dirty, and includes an omegle bridge and client.
I have little idea how to get it working, besides the fact that you need mh_python(from the megahal source).


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Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:18 am
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http://pastebin.com/xMAsTDgC

Sit down, have a coffee, and read about me and a bro.


Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:33 pm
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Stranger: Hi,Male,14,England,and yourself?
You: Hello there!
You: Do you enjoy talking to strangers?
You: You shouldn't. The internet is full of rapists and paedophiles.
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: Get your act together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was I just talking to a paedophile? :O


Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:02 am
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Stranger: i am being told to say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Kittens need crushing.
Stranger: yes
You: It's a fact.
Stranger: by who?
You: It doesn't matter, silly.
Stranger: it does when im asking, silly!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING WERE YOU?!?!?!?!
You: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
You: JUST ACCEPT IT!
Stranger: hmm true say old chap
Stranger: i will accept the challenge
Stranger: but the question is
Stranger: will YOU?
You: I will resume my omnipresence.
You: I have no need for such trivial things as this.
Stranger: when you said the word omnipresence, it made me think of omnivore
Stranger: i also like dragons
You: You do not comprehend my verbosity?
Stranger: in my vocabulary, verbosity means vagina
You: Such wurms as those do not compare to the likes of that with which I lay my eyes upon.
You: Oh dear, such vulgarities.
Stranger: smug referendum my friend, because when the time comes, you will understand she will not take you
Stranger: and i will rule
Stranger: because when thats like how it went yes.
You: Yes, your point is very well substantiated, however you do appear to be quoting of a ballad.
Stranger: I CAN TIME TRAVEL
Stranger: ♥♥♥♥ YOU


He could not handle my extensive vocabulary.


Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:34 am
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