Ummmm... Whoops, my bad.
Quickly head to Foa and Ragdoll, and if they can't open the door, attempt to tone down my laser eye beam a bit to cut open the wall.

Am I under the shaft? Were am I in relation to Ragdoll?

There's the elevator shaft, and at the bottom, an exiting tunnel. Ragdoll and Foa went down the tunnel, and are safe. Everyone else is currently at the bottom of the shaft.

GEET TU THEE CHOPPPA RAAGDULL !!!

There are soooo many, ahem, insinuations, in that last roll.

[quote=CrazyMLC]while proceeding down the stairway.[/quote]

:/

If I'm truly not there: Get there.

>Attempt to convince MLC/Tomaster to throw me at the door. Failing that, batter door.
Either way, I'm out of the shaft.

Ha! I was going to do that anyway.
Grab Barnox and chuck him towards the exiting tunnel. Then grab whoever's still left in the tunnel and fly into the safety of the tunnel myself.

Hyper, I never said to use light to heal myself. In fact, I meant to bandage the wound.

Healing is not treating, sorry to break it to you

I mean what I say and I say what I mean; at least when it comes to my actions.
If I had wanted to use Healing Light I would have specified.

Anyway, it's no biggie.

Ahoy, I'm fairly certain we're ready to roll. Jus' saying.

Rolling.

CrazyMLC [3]: Seeing that there's a bunch of stuff going to fall on you very soon, you decide to hightail it into the tunnel. Now. With a leap, you, Tomaster, Barnox, and Fiona all propel yourself into the small hallway. Somehow, you all get through in time; You first, then Fiona, and finally Tomaster and Barnox.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Pure Electric Orb)
- Nautical Shiv
- Impurities
--- 2 small Diamonds
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
2/2 Equipped:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Cut Hand (-1 to rolls involving hand)

Tomaster [4-1=3]: Leaving really fast, as in now, would be totally awesome. You grab Barnox's hulking ice body and leap into the hallway just in time to avoid the falling rubble. It hits the ground not even a second after you get out of its way.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Super Reflexes (+1 to anything involving reflexes, activate automatically)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, moderate protection from impacts)
--- Steel Skin (Moderate protection from piercing and slashing)
4/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
--- Butenko Raisen
--- Piercer of the Heavens
--- Blue Screamer
--- Safeguard
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:
- Depleted (-1 to next 2 rolls)

Foa [4]: You make a move towards the door and take out your LadyKillers, to assist Ragdoll in cutting a hole in it somehow, but he draws Durendal and makes a drunken swing at the door, missing it completely. Instead, Durendal cleanly slides through the barrel of the left LadyKiller. You gape at your desecrated weapon as the top of the gun falls off, sliced cleanly through. You then club Ragdoll over the head with the useless hunk of metal, and he drunkenly falls to the floor.
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Sixth Sense (+1 to rolls involving surprise)
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:

Ragdollmaster [1-1=1]: "I DUNEED NO MAHSCLE. I GATS A NIFE."
For some reason, you think it would be a good idea to cut a hole in the steel door with Durendal. Unfortunately, you're very, very drunk. You swing and miss the door completely, instead hitting Foa's LadyKiller. You then spin around a bit, and Foa hits you in the head with something. You fall to the floor giggling.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
- Ethereal Wings
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [8 Units]
- Evasive (+1 to dodge rolls)
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Empty Flask
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:
- Drunk (Chance for -1 to rolls, clumsy, lasts 3 turns)

dhart5000 [2]: You try to escape out into the hallway, but the rubble falls too fast. You do give Tomaster a shove at the last second, pushing him just out of the way of the rubble before it blocks out all light from the world.


"Hey guys, it's the golem!"
Aww shitburger.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:

Barnox [6]: Before you can do anything else, Tomaster grabs you and shoots forwards towards the hallway. He barely makes it in before the rubble slams down behind you. Looks like you two were the last to get out of the shaft, and just in time.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Umbriantic Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
Injuries:
- Traumatized (-1 to using HEN's Abilities)

Game Events: Fiona waves her hand in the air to try and clear the dust while she looks around at the survivors. She squints, counts the remaining rollers, then scowls.
"♥♥♥♥. We're missing dhart."
Everyone looks towards the rubble now filling the shaft. Silently, they agree that there's no way anything could have survived.

Really Hyper?
Really?

"...
He's dead isn't he.
... Figures.
Welp, let's salvage that stone."
> Salvage dat stone. |