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 Roll To Dodge 2 (RtD2) - Finished 
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Ocia- Spoilers, these guys are on enormous amounts of speed and painkillers. If you chop off their arm, they will not care enough to stop fighting.

Assuming that you actually hit them before they kill you, at least.



Not to say that they're extremely hard, but compared to the animals, they're like minor bosses.


Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:57 pm
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Uh...if they lose their arm, they're gonna die pretty quick anyway.


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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
RDM forgot to mention the extreme clotting agents and such they have running through their bodies.


Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:55 pm
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Thank you for mentioning that, Mr. Wizard.

Essentially, they've had about 2 millenniums to breed the finest possible naturally-enhanced warriors ever etc. Their bodies are pumped full of hormones and steroids and the like, and over time they've rapidly evolved (DUE TO THE GRADE-A-MAGIC ACCELERATED GROWTH HORMONES THEY ALL HAVE) to the point where their endocrine systems naturally secrete enough of these combat aids to overdose an elephant.

tldr they are on steroids which are on steroids.


Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:04 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Yes. Thank goodness for My Recoil-Counterers. Get in an tree, and pull out Normal FAMAS and switch it to Semi-auto.


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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Ragdollmaster wrote:
Ocia- Spoilers, these guys are on enormous amounts of speed and painkillers. If you chop off their arm, they will not care enough to stop fighting.

Assuming that you actually hit them before they kill you, at least.

Not to say that they're extremely hard, but compared to the animals, they're like minor bosses.

Does that protect them from being destroyed with explosives? Last time I checked, Hen has enough explosives for everyone.


And then some.


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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Nothing cannot be destroyed with enough explosives. The trick is hitting them.


Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:06 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
FINE! I WILL ♥♥♥♥ EVISCERATE THEM SO THEY CAN'T ♥♥♥♥ PUMP BLOOD THROUGH THEIR BODIES AND CHOP THEIR GOD-DAMN NERVE ENDINGS UP! THEN, I WILL ♥♥♥♥ RIP THEIR EYEBALLS OUT FROM THEIR SOCKETS, AND STAB THE HELL AT THEIR BRAIN!
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:22 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Wait, I have a Katana?

Well, Keep my Machete and USP out (Minor), and keep turning until I find a Ban Ali (Minor). Then shoot his brains out (WITH A SHOUT OF AWESOME VICTORY(minor))


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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Ociamarru wrote:
FINE! I WILL ♥♥♥♥ EVISCERATE THEM SO THEY CAN'T ♥♥♥♥ PUMP BLOOD THROUGH THEIR BODIES AND CHOP THEIR GOD-DAMN NERVE ENDINGS UP! THEN, I WILL ♥♥♥♥ RIP THEIR EYEBALLS OUT FROM THEIR SOCKETS, AND STAB THE HELL AT THEIR BRAIN!
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Like I said, they're not any more durable or resistant to damage than other humans, it's just harder to damage them in the first place.

It's like the difference between fighting a paraplegic and fighting Usain Bolt. Both of 'em will die if you shoot them in the heart, but which one is easier to shoot?


Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:42 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Well I have ♥♥♥♥'-enhancements!


Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:18 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Good point. They're still way more agile than you.


Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:29 am
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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
Hmmm...we're lying about our opponents to make the enemy feel scared? Uh...we're secretly all Blurs, we can destroy you with a flick of our finger, we just choose not to for plot reasons.
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That makes no sense whatsoever.

Did you just somehow logic yourself into stupidity?


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Post Re: (srs) Roll To Dodge 2 - The Ban Ali
I, uh, I was poking fun at the fact that you always make our relatively-easy-to-kill foes out to be unstoppable killing machines.


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