Err... You'll probably get NPC'd or MIA'd.

@Ocia: sorry, dunno what I was thinking. And being more specific is always nice.

Yeah I know I'm doubleposting.

Just letting you guys know that I'm waiting until Crazy and Sakiskid come back.

What if they take a long time to comeback, for example longer then a month?

I'm good for this weekend!

I haven't posted an action have I?

Go apeshit on any animal that comes near me with the usual stuff.

@caek: Hopefully Crazy doesn't have that much homework.
Roll is good to go. Lemme do some stuff first though.
Oh, and RDM, anything you want to tell me? Like, game events you want to happen?

FoiL (3-1+1=3) Andrew Rodrigues
Seeing that things are getting a little close for comfort, Andrew slings his AA-12 and whips out his Baton, just in time. A rather large bird swoops down at him, and he smacks it across the face as it dives. It lands on the ground with a moanful cawww.... Then the swarm of Piranha leaps at him, and he has to swing the Baton left-right-and-centre. A good half-dozen fish are flattened and the rest are bouncing around out of range, ready to attack again.
Appearance:
Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 0 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (0 of 32 Rounds, slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Wielded)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Split Scalp (Bleeding from forehead, -1 to taking head damage)
Misaligned Shoulder (Doctor/Medic required, minor tasks with preferred arm only!)
Crispy (Burns, -1 every second turn, requires burn medicine) THIS TURN

Ociamarru (3+2=5) Vladimir Ivanov
The closest amount of Piranha are attacking Kyle, and he looks like he's taking them on well. There is, however, one of those large Aligators stalking around near the dirt road, so Vlad crouches, building up his strength, then sprints ahead like a bullet at the 'gator. It turns to meet him, but he somersaults onto its back and buries his blade into its skull. The 'gator thrashes for a few seconds and then stops moving. Vlad steps off the slimey corpse and hears a shriek from above. He casually rips his knife out of the 'gator's skull, stands tall, and whips his hand out at the last second to catch the bird by the legs. The bird makes a suprised gurgle, and its momentum sends it straight into Vlad's waiting knife. He removes the blade and drops the limp feathery body.
"Too down, ey meeleeon moar freekz too go."
Appearance:
Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 3 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Wielded)
Inventory
Containment Unit (34 slots used, 16 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines (80), 9 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Spider-Monkey Control!
Shot in the foot (-1 to running every second turn)

Point.Blank (1) Asfer Wilks
Asfer swings his shield up as he turns to the right, but the bird dodges around it and lands on the back of his Exo-Suit, clawing at the one thing exposed: the Generator couplings. Asfer feels the suit lock up in spits and spats, jerking the limbs like a ragdoll, before he can get word out for assisstance.
"Help! A stupid bird is in my blind spot!" he yells over his communication unit.
Appearance:
Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (6 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) FRAG SHELL - READY
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (150 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 40% (COUPLINGS DAMAGED; SUIT LOCKDOWN IN 2 TURNS)

HighEndNoob (6) Kyle Berguard
About half-a-dozen Piranha race towards him. He switches to his FAMAS' Masterkey attachment, aims at the fish and fires.
SPLAT
Unload, reload.
BANG
SPLAT
Unload-reload!!
BANG
As he fires the third shell, a Piranha launches itself at him, dodges over his rifle and chomps down on his preferred arm.
"GRAAAAAAA !!! libérer mon bras baiser !!!"
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (24 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, wielded)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, holstered)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (95%% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 4 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 11 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Ideal Ambush (+1 to ambush-esque actions)
SHARP TEETH OH GOD GET IT OFF (Can't use preferred arm)

Sakiskid (5+1=6) Tyler Smith
Kyle crouches, ready for the snake to strike. It closes on him, contracts its neck, and he springs forward and over it. He rolls to his feet and stands, only to find a weight handing from his hoodie. He looks down and finds the snake, hanging on by its teeth.
"WAAaaaAAAaaAAaAaAA !!!!!!!!!"
Appearance:
6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes.
Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Akimbo (Can use both USP and UMP45 at once, 5+ to fire successfully)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, wielded)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (6 of 12 rounds)
Machete (sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed)
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Open-Wound-Closing Gel in a plastic vial
Chocolate snack bar
iPod
Skullcandy headphones
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (1x UMP45, 2x USP)

Game Events
It is early morning.
Barker kills off a few Piranha and fires a few shots at the advancing Panther.
"Help! A stupid bird is in my blind spot!" Asfer yells over his loudspeaker, struggling to get a bird off his back.
Attacking Enemies:
4 Snakes, 1 Anaconda, Wild boar, 1 Panther, Jaguars, 2 birds, monkeys, aligators, 1.999% Piranha
Kills:
Andrew: 4 +25.5% Piranha
Vladimir: 2 + 1% Piranha
Asfer: 10 + 25% Piranha
Kyle: 1 + 0.501% (One) Piranha
James: 7 + 25% Piranha
Tyler: 2 + 1% Piranha
Barker: 8 + 0.5% Piranha
Allies: 5+ 20% Piranha

Can someone explain to me who are the colored ones on the map?

The Blurs and Ex-enemy soldiers.

Then I vote for somone to fire off an HE round into the orange one.. (He's north west from you~)

Only if they attack us...
Knife up them snakes REAAAAL good (using CE).

Typo in mine.

SHOOT THE THING IN THE FACE WITH MY USP

Continuation of Sakiskid's action~ . . AND TAKE MY SPINE AWAY WITH IT!!

But its in front of me not on my back