Wait.

6+1(equals 6, as that is the maximum) -1. That would be 5, right?

trolololoolololololololololol.

Uh...Using cybernetic enhancements, go fillet some fish.

Minimums and maximums come into effect after the equation. Technically its 7-1=6.

And I'm now on my way to TAFE, so the roll will be done this afternoon, like, 6 or 7 hours from now.

TAFE?

er, college? I think it's equivalent to college.
Primary school > High school > TAFE or University

Technical and Further Education.

Yeah, that. Anyway, I'll be home in about an hour, so I'll start the roll then.

(Talking to sleeping people )

I'm not sleeping >.>

I also wasn't sleeping when you posted that, but I really have to go to school now :S I thought I'll get a roll before school but I guess I won't.

FoiL (2+1=3) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew crouches to the ground again, props himself up with his good arm and then falls-slash-rams his misaligned shoulder into the ground. It doesn't realign and it hurts like a ♥♥♥♥♥, but the pain fades shortly. Might need a doctor or medic to fix that.
Condition Update: Concussion >> Split Scalp
Condition Update: Misaligned Shoulder
Condition Update: Crispy
-Minus 1 use of Hyper Focus, requires rest to regain
Appearance:
Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 0 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (0 of 32 Rounds, wielded)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, holstered)
Extendable baton (Holstered)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Split Scalp (Bleeding from forehead, -1 to taking head damage)
Misaligned Shoulder (Doctor/Medic required, minor tasks with preferred arm only!)
Crispy (Burns, -1 every second turn, requires burn medicine) NEXT TURN

Ociamarru (5) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad moves in front of Asfer, who is reloading, and fires all 8 shells at the oncoming Piranha, killing all of them. Then he reloads all -
eight...
... shells...
Hang on, what? When'd I reload before?
Appearance:
Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 3 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, wielded)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Inventory
Containment Unit (34 slots used, 16 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (18 Shotgun Shells, 8 handgun magazines (80), 9 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Spider-Monkey Control!
Shot in the foot (-1 to running every second turn)

Point.Blank (3) Asfer Wilks
Now that the reloading has finished its 'cooldown', Asfer sets the computer to remove the present shells and load Frag and HE shells in an alternating pattern. It does.
"Custom-pattern reloading complete. Fire when ready."
SIXTH SENSE: A bird is attacking from your right !!!
Appearance:
Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (6 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) FRAG SHELL - READY
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (150 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 45%

HighEndNoob (6+1=6) Kyle Berguard
Kyle preps a Molotov Cocktail, lights it and throws it at the Piranhas nearest him. It flies right at the swarm and lands in front of them. However, it impacts on its top and the neck of the bottle breaks off, bouncing the remains further ahead and shattering and leaking the contents on the ground. The glass hits one fish, though, and kills it.
"HELL YEAH! FRIED ... fish ... err. Damn." >.>
About half of the swarm turn to attack him instead now.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (24 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, Slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (4 - 5 of 9 Rounds ea, Wielded)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (95%% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 4 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 11 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Ideal Ambush (+1 to ambush-esque actions)

Sakiskid (4) Tyler Smith
Tyler fires the last of the UMP45's clip at the Piranha swarm and catches a bird in the gunfire as well. Then he reloads, grabs the dropped USP and hoslters it.
He sees a snake approach straight ahead of him.
Appearance:
6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes.
Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Akimbo (Can use both USP and UMP45 at once, 5+ to fire successfully)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, wielded)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (6 of 12 rounds)
Machete (sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed)
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Open-Wound-Closing Gel in a plastic vial
Chocolate snack bar
iPod
Skullcandy headphones
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (1x UMP45, 2x USP)

Game Events
It is early morning.
Barker fires a few rounds and drops a few birds from the sky. James is no-where to be seen and the parties' Allies are keeping their attackers at bay. A few of the larger, independant animals are no longer hanging back, figuring out that it's kill-or-be-killed and now-or-never. The lone Panther starts flanking North.
Attacking Enemies:
4 Snakes, 1 Anaconda, Wild boar, 1 Panther, Jaguars, 4 birds, monkey, 1 aligators, 2.999% Piranha
Kills:
Andrew: 3 +25% Piranha
Vladimir: 0 + 1% Piranha
Asfer: 10 + 25% Piranha
Kyle: 1 + 0.001% (One) Piranha
James: 7 + 25% Piranha
Tyler: 2 + 1% Piranha
Barker: 8
Allies: 5+ 20% Piranha

Hey P.B, why not just trample the enemy instead? You save ammo, and whats the worst thing those animals can do to a large mech suit?


EDIT: I sure am terrible with names.

Kyle's not in the mech; I am!

Turn clockwise to slice the bird with the blade shield, then face the piranhas attacking Kyle, while training the cannon on the majority of the group.

Yoyo,
I'm grounded, but ill try to get on.

If I don't respond for the next roll, what will happen?

I guess I should specify more; by 'fillet' I meant 'chop up with knife' because I wanted to conserve ammo. I doubt you'll change it, and I don't mind if you don't, but yeah, I'll be more specific in my rolls from now on.
Rape le fish with my blade, using cybernetic enhancements!