Wait, what? Honestly, it takes like five minutes to come up with an action at the most :v

Da ♥♥♥♥ is MLC?

Are you asking who MLC is? if so then I think you'll find the name more familiar if you add Crazy before the MLC like so "CrazyMLC".

If you had paid attention you'd notice that he's asking where MLC is.

Seems quite like he is asking "The ♥♥♥♥ is MLC?" which means "Who the ♥♥♥♥ is MLC?" and I do know about this stuff a bit.

Also I said that as a joke to entertain myself since I just got rejected by the girl i loved so.. yeah I don't care what you think Lizard.

I read it more as "Where da ♥♥♥♥ is MLC?"
Also, QQ moar.

Less qq more pew pew?
Also Hyper, even though it's rather rediculously late, throw me on the waiting list in case everyone else dies rather quick deaths.. XD

MLC HURRY THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

LOOK, IT'S THE ELUSIVE ROLL! *gasp*

CrazyMLC [1]: You look around, but don't see Fiona or any of the others anywhere. Then you hear a loud metal slam from the skull. You go over to investigate, and find that a large metal door has slammed shut. You're vaguely disconcerted by this for unfathomable reasons.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Pure Electric Orb)
- Nautical Shiv
- Impurities
--- 2 small Diamonds
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
2/2 Equipped:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:

Tomaster [2-1=1]: Rage? What rage? He's just tiny. His tininess is actually kinda adorable. Combined with Butterscotch's natural cute, you're overcome by nauseating waves of Daww, and find yourself unable to attack things while in their combined presence.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Super Reflexes (+1 to anything involving reflexes, activate automatically)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, moderate protection from impacts)
4/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
--- Butenko Raisen
--- Piercer of the Heavens
--- Blue Screamer
--- Safeguard
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:
- Burned (-1 to rolls)
- Cannot Fight
- Iced Over (-1 to next roll)

Foa [4]: You put yourself on high alert as the group collectively decides to start walking down the hallway. As you go, the entrance door slams shut.
0/2 Active Abilities:
- High Alert (Expires after use, +1 to next roll involving surprise)
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Iced Over (-1 to next roll)

Ragdollmaster [4]: "Toto? O_o"
"My dog."
That much was obvious...
You concentrate on your body while you walk, furthering your understanding of your reflexes and muscles. With this new understanding, you can dodge, weave, and barrel roll better!
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
- Ethereal Wings
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [3 Units]
- Evasive (+1 to dodge rolls)
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:
- Iced Over (-1 to next roll)

dhart5000 [6-2=4]: "OWW THAT GODDAMN HURT! MY LEG!"
You limp back to the hallway the others are in, to find that they've moved onward. You yell at the to wait up while you limp down the hall as fast as you can. This isn't very fast...
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Bullettime (+1 to rolls, +2 to combat rolls, can use every other turn)
- Thermokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Super Agility
- Fast Hydro Regeneration (Heals injuries, can waterlog)
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Shrapnel (-1 to rolls involving movement)

Barnox [1-1=1]: You try to imbue Cryolight with cold, but it simply sheds the energy, ignoring any attempt by you to change its temperature. You become agitated, and prepare a ball of cryokinetic energy in your hand, then shove it into Cryolight. It forcefully rejects it outwards, freezing everyone around you in a thin layer of ice. The ice covering Fiona slides off of her, melting as it does.
"BlueMetal repels energy, dumbtard. Stop doing that."
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Umbriantic Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
Injuries:
- Traumatized (-1 to using HEN's Abilities)
- Iced Over (-1 to next roll)

Game Events:

*shockhorror*

How come you guys are content waiting a year between builds and get angry when anyone else whines about it, but can't wait a week for a forum game? :P

Who said we're content waiting for a year between updates?

And updating a game as complex as Cortex Command can take weeks of work. Writing up a roll takes about an hour.

Different standards. Hyper has proven, for the most part, to be a competent and fairly punctuational DM. Data, on the other hand, has always been slow and unconnected with the community. So we have different standards.

"Barnox. BARNOX. ♥♥♥♥ you."

>Pray to that machine that happens to spit out gods, in an act that I believe is called deus ex machina, for reinforcements.

:3

Stupid shitty weapon and my stupid shitty abilities and these stupid shitty rolls....
>Investigate the hallway for anything tricky-looking. Booby traps and the like. Take anger out on anything down the hallway via Cryolight.