Must ... find ... loophole ...

BARREL ROLL! Damn I'm hungry all of a sudden.

CrazyMLC [3]: You try to siphon energy off of the shield, but you can barely even control it at all. You can only keep hold for about a second before the shield pulses again, and your hold breaks. After a few tries, you just give up. What you don't know is that the shield has a modified Blue Screamer device attached to nullify abilities such as your kinesises.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Pure Electric Orb)
- Nautical Shiv
- Impurities
--- 2 small Diamonds
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
2/2 Equipped:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:

Tomaster [3-1=2]: "Yo, Fiona, which one leads where?"
She snorts.
"Hell if I know. I've never actually looked around here. The only time I was really here was when I was first hired, and a robot walked me through the base to Goodpants's meeting room. These walls are something else though, I've been trying to scout out the fortress through the earth, but these damn metal walls absorb any energy I try to pass through them."
You look around for Frederic, but you can't find him anywhere. Then, you look towards Fiona and spot Frederic. He's shrunken down to his adorable chibi form, and is now clinging to Fiona like a little Beanie Baby backpack.
"Fred?"
"It's easier to move around and not get killed in this form."
He also sounds a lot less butler-ish.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Super Reflexes (+1 to anything involving reflexes, activate automatically)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, moderate protection from impacts)
4/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
--- Butenko Raisen
--- Piercer of the Heavens
--- Blue Screamer
--- Safeguard
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:
- Burned (-1 to rolls)

Foa [1]: To be safe, you stick close to Fiona.
"So, ah, how exactly would I refill or recharge or whatever these LadyKiller magazines?"
Fiona glances over, distracted looking.
"Hmm? Oh, yes. The White Flame mags aren't really replaceable by you. Each round has to be runeforged, then imbued with a rather large chunk of energy from me, so that the actual 'White Flame' portion works. It's a slow process. Usually takes a bit less than a day per bullet."
"Oh. Damn."
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:

Ragdollmaster [5]: You pick up Durendal again, and clench your missing right hand. It reforms in a shockwave of electricity. Satisfied, you sheath Durendal again and ask Fiona what to do.
"Hm. Should we split up or... what?"
She makes an exasperated noise.
"Maybe. I know that there are fortress guards here, including Toto, but we have no idea where Goodpants is. If we split up, we'll cover more ground, but we run the risk of getting killed. It's your choice."
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
- Ethereal Wings
0/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [2 Unit]
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:

dhart5000 [6]: You walk down the left fork, past the talking people. The time for action is now. You quickly reach a dead end with a small keypad set onto the wall. You examine it a bit, and punch in a few random keys. In response, the keypad explodes with the force of a grenade, throwing you back.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Bullettime (+1 to rolls, +2 to combat rolls, can use every other turn)
- Thermokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Super Agility
- Fast Hydro Regeneration (Heals injuries, can waterlog)
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Shellshock (-1 to next roll)
- Shrapnel (-1 to rolls involving movement)

Barnox [6]: You dive into HEN's old memories, intent on finding a way to use them. It doesn't take long to find the composition of the Regeneration, but you decide to watch them all for any other clues to his powers. Problem is, you feel everything he does. When his leg gets shot off, you feel that. When it gets frozen, you feel that. And when HEN dies, you feel that too. After this, you leave his memories, and are deposited back in your own body, which is actually HEN's. The experience is beyond surreal. You now have a full understanding of HEN's powers, but your experiencing his blood soaked time in the game has given you a permanent negative modifier to using HEN's abilities.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Umbriantic Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
Injuries:
- Traumatized (-1 to using HEN's Abilities)

Game Events:

Wow, I got -1/2 to all rolls for every injury, and now Barnox has -1 to using my abilities. Weird.

Fire and forget my ass, guys.

Addendum: "Fire and forget in a handgun for the next twenty years."
Course Correction does not mean Auto Aim, either. It'll adjust for gravity and wind; it won't do a 90 degree turn to hit your target in the eye.

Foa and Tomaster.

EDIT: Since MLC is still disposed with his damn homework, I'm just gonna put this on hold for now until A) MLC finishes or B) He approves someone to roll for him.

Look at Frederic in his reduced form, and channel the rage about it into developing my BERSERKER RAGE
How long is this homework going to take?

I have no idea. Longer than convenient.

Hyper, what is with the Avatar?

If you laughed, then it worked.

It is disturbing. ( I'd rather think of how disturbing it is that the staff haven't caught the nude avatar... and the fact that the same avatar has been up for years )