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I have 18 minutes. Halfroll.

CrazyMLC [3+1=4]: *sigh* "It's over. Now, to tend to the wounded."
You fly down to the water's surface where Foa is. After Tomaster hit the water, his shield collapsed, dropping Foa down. Using your Healing Light and the sunlight bathing everything, you shine a ray of golden sparkling light onto Foa's injuries, and they mend themselves as the light shines onto them. You direct the light over various areas of Foa's body with his assistance, and heal his burns and shoulder wound. Stagroth floats down next to you, and you have Foa climb up onto its back.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Pure Electric Orb)
- Nautical Shiv
- Impurities
--- 2 small Diamonds
--- Small amount of precious metal
--- Crystallized Insanity
2/2 Equipped:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:

Tomaster [3-1-1=1]: "Well, at least I'm blugbluGBLUGGULBGLUB!"
Oh ♥♥♥♥. You forgot that your force amplifiers don't like to float. Add WolfHunt into the equation, and you're a large winged anchor. Butterscotch reluctantly floats off your hair as you begin to sink underwater.
"Mew?"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Super Reflexes (+1 to anything involving reflexes, activate automatically)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, moderate protection from impacts)
4/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
- ShadowKiller's Skull
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
--- Butenko Raisen
--- Piercer of the Heavens
--- Blue Screamer
--- Safeguard
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
Injuries:
- Burned (-1 to rolls, negated by cold water)
- Holding Breath

Foa [4-1=3]: The last of the drones fly off, and Tomaster hits the water. The shield holding you in the air fails, and you fall out of the air into the water. You swim back to the surface and tread water for a moment, until you see MLC flying down towards you. You reach your arm up, and he grabs it, pulling you out of the water a bit. His other hand is glowing with light, and he projects a beam of the light onto your body. You feel your wounds knit themselves back together as you direct MLC where to shine the light. You quickly fix yourself up with MLC's help, but you're a bit sore. Burns will do that. Stagroth then appears, floating down to the surface of the water, and MLC helps lift you onto Staggy's back.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Sore (-1 to physical actions, lasts 2 turns)

Ragdollmaster [1]: Tomaster's platform disappears from under you, you fall down into the water, and the surprise makes you discharge all your electricity across the water. What's worse is that you still had hold on Durendal, so you got discharged as well. Your hand holding Durendal discharges first, so all you end up losing is your dominant hand. But you're still MISSING YOUR DAMN HAND!
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mega Electrokinesis
- Ethereal Wings
0/2 Passive Abilities:
- Tesla Coil (Generates Electricity) [0 Units]
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Missing right hand

dhart5000 [4]: "This super fancy water is nice and all, but could I possibly get a lift up and out to dry land?"
"Yeah yeah, let's go."
Blue flies over and grabs you by the wrist, lifting you out of the water.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Bullettime (+1 to rolls, +2 to combat rolls, can use every other turn)
- Thermokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Super Agility
- Hydro Regeneration (Heals small injuries)
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:

Barnox [6]: Dark... Nothing but darkness...
Then, a light. A tiny light that grows brighter until it becomes blinding.
Thump
Thump
Th-thump
Th-thump
Thump-thump
Thump-thump
Thump-thump
Light.


"...y...es...o...re yo...ve?...Hell...are...alive?..."
The voice won't leave you alone, and slowly your sense sharpen, and you begin to understand the words.
"Liv...ammit...I SAI...IVE!"
A fist hits you hard in the chest, and you're shocked out of your stupor.
"What!? AGH! WHAT IS THIS!?!"
"Oh good, it actually worked. I didn't expect it to to be honest. Sorry I didn't have time to arrange a proper body for you, but there's really no time, especially considering that you need powers or items to not die."
"What?"
"If it weren't for my damn afterlife system, then you'd still be HighEndNoob, but he's off watching the game now."


"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I JUST CAME BACK!?! THE ♥♥♥♥!"
"Oh baww, you set a record for dying quickly, be happy."
"THAT'S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!"
"I'm the king of Breaking ♥♥♥♥. I get a medal for that."
"Ben, you've just gotten so drunk that you've become sober, haven't you."
"Somehow, I think so."
"Maaagical."
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Cryokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Umbriantic Regeneration
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- Cryolight (BlueMetal Halberd)
Injuries:

Game Events: Frederic swoops down to the water, and dives under, retrieving Tomaster from underwater. He then zooms over the water to where Fiona is lounging.
"What, you can't swim with some bigass metal things?"
"SHARRAP!"
Tomaster takes flight again, shaking the water from his wings. Fiona climbs onto Frederic's back again, and Fred goes and picks up Barnox again.
"What's going on?"
"We're going on a trip."
Ragdoll and Tomaster both take flight, following Fiona and Blue. Stagroth and MLC, with Foa riding Staggy take off after them. The final stretch to Goodpants' island only takes a few more minutes at the pace the group is going. The island becomes visible over the horizon, and the group speeds up, excited to finally be near the end.
Then, they get there.
"What... the ♥♥♥♥?"

Umm, why is there and extra -1?

I was shellshocked from hitting the water. It's legit.

Given that the -1 from the Burned is negated, I'd assume it's the weight of Force Amplifiers and the weight of WolfHunt.

Yep.

Well that negation didn't apply last roll, so I still got the Burned and Shellshocked modifier.
B)

Finishing roll.

In front of the group, where they would all have expected an island to be, there is a large, slightly transparent, softly glowing green dome.
"But...But..."
"All three generators were destroyed! How the hell did he make a Gyro Drive that big?!"
The rollers are beginning to get concerned. MLC flies up to the two ladies to question them about the situation.
"I thought you said there were only three generators, and that they were all destroyed..."
"There were, and there are. I don't know how, but Goodpants made another. He shouldn't have the ability or knowledge of how to do so, but he did. ♥♥♥♥!"
Blue sits down on the air, deep in thought. She stays there while Fiona hovers over towards the shield and examines it.
A few minutes pass with nothing else happening, then Fiona finishes her examination, and has Fred float back over towards the three of them.
"Well?"
"Good news. The shield is weaker than with one of my generators. He must not have been able to replicate the technology as well as I thought. We might be able to break through."
"Lapis Lazuli?"
"Probably our best bet."
MLC is confused.
"Lapis what?"
"A sword of deconstruction. The shield is naturally resistant to most energy attacks, so I'll need to use something special."
She puts her hand out, and particles of energy collect out of the air into her hand, forming into the winged blue broadsword she used to cut the red tornado in half. She holds it at her side, then turns towards the shield, face set in grim determination.
She doesn't notice a stone island on the outside of the shield open up, or a large turreted gun emerge. Fiona does though. She also sees it pointed at Blue.
"♥♥♥♥! CANNON!!!"
"What?! SAFEGUA-
The cannon fires.

Instead of a shell or projectile, the cannon fires a white hot beam of energy up at Blue. Safeguard only manages to get halfway up before the attack slams into it. Blue's shield holds until the beam starts emitting a sound. A high pitched keening screech, not unlike a scream. In the moment after the scream starts, MLC and Ragdoll drop out of the air, Stagroth shoots underwater, abandoning Foa, Frederic roars in pain, and Blue's shield fails. The beam of energy washes over her, and immediately after ceases.
The cannon is emitting a trail of smoke and venting heat out from its base. Blue is hanging in midair, panting heavily. Her jacket is gone except for a torn left sleeve, and she's shaking in midair, as if struggling just to stay up.
"B-bastard..."
Fiona is still staring at the cannon in shock, barely registering the fact that Blue was just beaten by a base defense.
"He stole the Screamer. He can negate Blue. No..."
A small hatch on the top of the turret opens up, revealing a lens. It starts projecting an image up into the air in front of everyone. A huge screen, with a man's head and shoulders displayed, grinning wide.
"So. You've arrived at my humble abode. And yet, you display every sign of discourtesy you can think of. Tsk tsk. And after everything I've done for you..."
"♥♥♥♥!"
"Now now, that's no way to speak to someone at the controls of the only weapon that can hurt you."

The cannon charges again, a glow appearing in its barrel.
"RUN, NOW!"
Blue doesn't respond, she just hangs there. It doesn't seem like she even heard Fiona.
The cannon fires straight at Blue. This time, she doesn't even bother to put up a shield. The beam closes in on Blue, hits her, and forks apart as if cut in half. Then, it explodes at the spot where it hit Blue, concealing the area in a haze of heat and energy.
"Hmm?"
Goodpants doesn't look like he expected this.
Fiona's voice calmly rings out from the cloud, brimming with authority and command.
"I reject."
The cloud immediately clears, and Fiona is floating in midair in front of Blue. She has a pair of huge wings; great feather-like panels of white light, suspended in a lacy lattice, with a few arching bone white extensions serving as the backbone for the wings. In her right hand, she holds a long sword, pointed toward the turret that fired the second beam. Behind her, Frederic supports Blue, no longer even trying to stay airborne.
"I will not allow you to lay another finger on her. I will allow you to desecrate my technology and my power with your filthy methods, but hurt her and you answer to me."
"Ohoho, the cat shows her fangs! But do you believe that I only have one turret? Do you really believe I would be so simple?"
Fiona scowls as more small islands raise out of the water, and more turrets extend out from the islands like the first.
"But I digress. Before anything else, I think your pawns have a right to the truth."
Blue looks up, visibly perturbed.
"No."

Goodpants continues, enjoying Blue's distress.
"Oh yes, she's been leading all of you on for pretty much this whole time. She explained her plans to me a long time ago, back when I hired her."
"Shut up."
"No...No..."
He continues, clearly enjoying this.
"You'd be surprised how much they've both kept from you, such as the fact that Fiona actually has abilities as well. A well known scientific genius and CEO of an explosively successful corporation? I was astounded, but it all made sense."
"Shut up!"
"Oh, but that's not the most interesting part. There are far better secrets I know. For instance, I am sure that you'll all be interested in learning the Blue Demon's name."
Both Fiona's and Blue's eyes widen.
"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
Blue's voice is raspy and weak, but desperate.
"You wouldn't. You can't."
Goodpants feigns shock.
"Whaaat?! You mean you REALLY haven't told them?"
He gives a cruel laugh.
"Well then, I'll just do it for you. I can explain quite a bit actually, and then I'll let them all have a piece of you when they despise you for what you've done to them all!"
He can barely contain his glee. Goodpants takes a deep breath, then slowly speaks the next sentance, savoring every word.
"Don't!"
"Blue's real name..."
"No!"
"the one she doesn't want you to know..."
"NO!"
"iiiiis...."
"DON'T YOU ♥♥♥♥ DARE SPEAK MY NAME!!!"
Blue screams, drowning out anything Goodpants tries to say. He tries to continue, but before he can, Blue dives down to the turret projecting the screen. The turret fires at her mid dive, but she merely puts her fist forward and plows effortlessly through the beam, and smashes into the turret, utterly destroying it.
Blue then leaps straight up out of the wreckage, and kicks the barrier hard enough to create a sonic boom. Cracks spread across the glowing green surface of the shield, and Blue follows up with a punch, shattering the shield in the area she attacked.
"♥♥♥♥! Everyone come one, we're going in!"
"What about-"
"Rage can handle it, come on!"
Fiona leads the way, diving into the hole in the shield Raging Blue created, followed by the six rollers, Stagroth, and Frederic. The hole seals itself as a pulse from the shield washes over it, and Blue's screams of rage are muffled out.

The team has penetrated the island of Senior Goodpants.
The final stretch has begun.

Oh my. Three whole reserved posts. This must be a whopper.

Are you ALLOWED to reserve that many? Or did you get permission from a mod?

Ok, that's enough for tonight. I'll finish tomorrow.