I really should have seen that one coming somewhere along the line.

DO any of you realize what throwing a bomb into a lake would do?
Semtex+piranhas+water=Shockwave
Piranhas:D: DDDDDDDDDD;

TALKING ABOUT POST COUNT RULES STILL APPLY IN THIS THREAD

SHUT UP YOU RAUCOUS MORONS

Thats fine and dandy, but where's my reference to post count?

Sakiskid, I'm doing the roll with the thought in mind that Tyler wants to stand up.

FoiL (2+1+1+1-1-1=3) Andrew Rodrigues
During a break in the fighting, Andrew slams his bad shoulder into the ground to try and re-align it, and he partly succeeds. His shoulder is now misaligned, but usable for minor tasks - like shooting scary fish or snakes - like the one that is NOW SLIDING AROUND YOUR FOOT !!!
Appearance:
Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 2 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation & pain-ignorance)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (30 of 32 Rounds, Slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, Wielded)
Extendable baton (Holstered)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Concussion (Dizzy, bleeding from scalp, -1 to all actions)
Misaligned Shoulder (Minor tasks with preferred arm only!)
Crispy (Hot pain all over, -1 every second turn) THIS TURN
HOLY CRAP SNAKE ( ITSONMYFOOTGETITOFF )

Ociamarru (1+2=3) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad grabs the Monkey, squirming in his arms, and runs toward Asfer's position. He looks like he is holding half the fight by himself. Vlad looks around for something to hide in or under, but there are only trees and the carcass of the Jeep.
Appearance:
Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 3 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Inventory
Containment Unit (37 slots used, 13 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (4 mags of Shotgun Shells (40), 8 handgun magazines (80), 12 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Spider-Monkey Control!
Shot in the foot (-1 to running every second turn) EFFECTIVE NEXT TURN IF RUNNING
Squirming Monkey (Cannot use weapons)

Point.Blank (4) Asfer
Asfer turns his attention to the new threat; the Piranhas. He launches his last two HE rounds into the larger masses of them, creating showers of fishy bits that rain all over the party. Then he steadies himself for the full force of the assault and hits reload. A monkey corpse splats on the ground next to him, caught in from the blast.
- 2 HE Cannon Rounds
Appearance:
Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (0 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) RELOADING
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (150 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 40%

HighEndNoob (6+1=6) Kyle Berguard
Kyle quickly jumps back from the snake and jogs to the clearing 'entrance'. He can see the thousands of Piranha only 15 meters away, so he throws a Semtex charge into the thick of them, then flicks the trigger.
Nothing. Not even a burst of smoke. Was it tuned correctly? Or did the Piranha rip it up before it could detonate?
But it doesn't matter. What does matter, however, is the snake that is wrapping itself around your leg.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (24 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, Slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (5 - 5 of 9 Rounds, Wielded)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (100% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 5 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 3 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- Detonator (C-4/Semtex, 1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 12 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Ideal Ambush (+1 to ambush-esque actions)
Snake-on-your-leg (Will lose feeling in 2 turns)

CrazyMLC (4+1=5) James Blond
James holsters his Pistols and leaps onto the back of the 'gator, slamming his fist into its head repeatedly. It tosses like a bucking bronco, even trying to roll over at one point, and eventually it dies from major head or brain damage. Then he turns around, and sees the charging fish right in front of him. (ROLL TO DODGE THE FISH OR ATTACK FIRST)
Appearance:
British. Tall with an athletic build; blond hair, blue eyes, attractive.
Abilities
Ambidextrous (+1 to rolls involving the use of both hands)
Sly (+1 to sneaking, deceiving, picking up ladies etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
Super-Heated-Plasma-Rounds Rifle (92% Energy, Slung)
High-Powered Dual Laser Pistols (80% | 80% Energies, Holstered)
Mono-filament Bladed Bronze Knuckles (Worn)
Inventory
Backpack (22 slots used, 3 available)
-Rations (15 meals, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
-Water Bottle (2 uses, +1 to next action, 1 slot)
-Two hand-lit flares (2 slots)
-Box of 12 Cigars (lasts 2 turns, +1 to awesomeness, 1 slot)
-Box of 50 matches (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-2x C-4 Explosives (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-3x Flash bangs (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-Blasting caps (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-Box of 6 Cigar guns (Disposable, single use, 1 slot)
-Fancy Expensive, manly cologne (1 slot)
-Plasma Rifle Ammo (5 mags, 5 slots)
-Utility machete (2 slots)

Sakiskid (1+1=2) Tyler Smith
Tyler rolls over onto his front and rises to his knees. He looks at one of the soldiers for help -
"Hurlgebargh!"
- but the soldier turns away to fight off a wild boar. Tyler tries to stand up, but loses his balance from his hands tied behind his back and falls on his side again.
Appearance:
6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes.
Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, slung)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (12 of 12 rounds, holstered)
Machete (sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed)
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Open-Wound-Closing Gel in a plastic vial
Chocolate snack bar
iPod
Skullcandy headphones
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (2x each)
Condition(s)
Hogtied (Cannot speak or use hands)
Sore (-1 to taking melee damage, healed in 1 turn)

Game Events
It is early morning.
Vlad has moved from no-man's-land to the larger group of the party, leaving Kyle on his own. The Piranha that were about to attack have been stalled by Asfer's Cannon rounds, but the mass of fish are spreading out to flank both sides at once. They will attack everyone next turn unless stalled again. In addition to this, the feral Animals are still attacking them, but from the south.
Attacking Enemies:
6 Snakes, 1 Anaconda, Wild boar, 1 Panther, 2 Jaguars, 13 birds, 1 monkey, 2 aligators, 75% Piranha
Kills:
Andrew: 2
Asfer: 10 +25% Piranha
James: 7
Barker: 0
Vladimir: 0
--Kyle: 0
+Tyler: 0

HELL YES.

> Let's give that fish some gilsw/ both hands|

Fish, plural, meaning multiple.

Oh, look who's top of the leader-boards.

Allow the generator to charge a bit more while reloading the cannon.
Reloading his turn, So I won't be able to do much...

Multiple? How many?

There are about 10% of the original 2 thousand, so 200, right in front of you. IE a 10-meter-wide wave of 200 Piranha scuttling and jumping along the ground at a running pace, aimed at you, Barker, Andrew, Vlad and Asfer.

EDIT: New Map:

Get up.... again. "GUYS I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT A PIRHANA OMGOMGOGMOGM GET ME UP NOW!"

E: Wait a second, I should've rolled a 3 two rolls ago... I have a plus 1 in athletics....

WHAT.

A. That's a mistake on my part, but it's too late now to change.
B. YOU CANT SPEAK so stop trying, please.

Don't worry, I'll free you on the next evil roll, Sakiskid

Use captain barker as bait. As in pistol whip him into unconsciousness and while they feast on his corpse, pelt them with explosives/bullets.