Shoot the piranhas with the cannon, shoot the other animals (Vlad's monkey excluded) with the vulcan.
Leave the fish to me.

If dual-firing is considered two actions, then just use the cannon.

Uh-oh Throw a semtex into the lake with the piranhas

I wonder how I will come into the RTD... Shipping container?

>COME ON SOMEBODY COME HELP ME.

What. You're being covered by four heavily armed mercenaries and four superhuman metaphysical entities. How much more help do you need?

This is getting ridiculous.

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REASON: CHRIST I HATE THIS THREAD

It's like making a character with 'Focused - +1 to thinking actions' and then saying that every actin you do involves thinking and therefore deserves a +1.

Hey Sasksisksiskisksd, what up with your becoming a total ♥♥♥hole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the Fun Motion forums? What the hell was that all about?

EDIT: Yomanticore, since you lost all your posts I now have more posts than you

YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A ONE DAY BAN FOR THIS
THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T? I WOULDN'T HAVE REMEMBERED TO REMOVE IT TOMORROW

I have a lot more posts than either of you :U

SRSLY NO ONE CARES

I never got the :V, :v, or :U faces...

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I've been here longer than you :v :V :U :u

On a serious note, why not assume that all his actions are performed with both hands unless told otherwise, or in case of injuries?

SERIOUSLY I HATE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE

So basically just give him a +1 to all actions ability?

SECRET TO MY SUCCESS: I only do actions that require the use of both hands.

There are a few things I can't get bonuses to, like lobbing a grenade, or fencing...
(Unless I toss the grenade both both hands, but that would be awkward.)

It's better than the "using both hands hurp a derp" on all actions.

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why hello there mister ninja.

>Fap (USING BOTH HANDS)

etc.