I certainly plan on negotiating with you as soon as this is over with - ask about what's going on and the like.

I agree.

Defensive positions!

Take a defensive stance, extend the blade (again), and prepare the vulcan to shoot at any unruly animals.

I think the next roll will not have much crossover with the Evil one, and if there is, I can always add to the game event.

Waiting on Crazy and Sakiskid. (HINT: Blurs/soldiers are killing the animals, not you)

Horhorhor, suspense.

Also Blue Demon is clearly omniscient.

CRAZY ACTION PLOX
SAKISKID MAKE UP YOUR MIND

caps lock for crooze controool

BLURGLE HURGLE.

Jump up to my feet and try to remove the gag. Try to say "Anyone got any food?"

Also, can I pm you my rolls?

My sources say Yomantis needs an action...


WELL I'M POSTING MY ACTION (WITH BOTH HANDS)

> LASER PISTOLS GO GO GO PEW PEW PEW (USE BOTH HANDS) |

Is everyone cool with the Appearance thing? Want to add any tidbits? On that note, Asfer, what's your last name?

FoiL (3-1+1=4) Andrew Rodrigues
Andrew rolls over onto his back and tries to aim at the oncoming animals with his off-hand, waiting until his hand wavers over a target, and fires a few rounds at some charging pigs. One drops dead and another hits the ground, wounded.
- 3 pistol rounds
Appearance:
Black hair, brown eyes, 6', well built.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 3 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation, scariness etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (30 of 32 Rounds, Slung)
Beretta 92FS (7 of 10 rounds, Wielded)
Extendable baton (Holstered)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Concussion (Dizzy, bleeding from scalp, -1 to all actions)
Dislocated Shoulder (-2 to using preferred arm)
Crispy (Hot pain all over, -1 every second turn) NEXT TURN

Ociamarru (2) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad grimaces and crouches down. The Monkey is looking the gun over, rather excited with his new toy.
BAD Monkey! BAD! Point stick at bad animals!
The Monkey tilts its head at him, and hops around a bit, firing the pistol wildly into the air.
Vlad shakes his head sadly.
Appearance:
Russian. 6' 2", shaved blonde hair, green eyes, well built.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 4 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, slung)
Khazar-replicated knife (Sheathed)
Inventory
Containment Unit (37 slots used, 13 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (4 mags of Shotgun Shells (40), 8 handgun magazines (80), 12 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Spider-Monkey Control!
Shot in the foot (-1 to running every second turn) NOT EFFECTIVE

Point.Blank (5) Asfer
Asfer thumps ahead about 15 metres, a bit closer to Andrew, Blond and Barker, and turns to face the animals charging at him. The Vulcan spins up and auto-nominates the closest targets. He pulls the trigger.
BBBBBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVTTTTTT
He mows down birds that swoop him and knocks back an attacking panther, breaking its neck with a swing of his Bladed Shield. A few monkeys clamber over his suit, trying to get in by bashing with their little fists.
- 100 Vulcan rounds
Appearance:
Mobile Armored Frame EXpirimental 103 Cannon Exosuit.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (2 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (150 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn if resting, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 40%

HighEndNoob (1+1=2) Kyle Berguard
Kyle tries to climb a tree via the vines that hang down, but the resident monkeys throw fruit at him and a snake drops out from the tree, hissing.
Appearance:
French. 5'8", goatee, green eyes.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (24 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, Slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (5 - 5 of 9 Rounds, Wielded)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (100% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 5 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 4 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- C-4 Detonator (1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 12 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Re-invigorated (+1 for this roll)
Ideal Ambush (+1 to ambush-esque actions)
FRUITAY !!! (You smell funny )

CrazyMLC (4+1=5) James Blond
James stands and unholsters his Laser Pistols, intending to protect Barker and possibly Andrew. A wild pig quickly drops under his fire and he shoots a few birds out of the air. Two monkeys sneak up behind him and he barely puts them down with a shot each. Then he hears a snarl and a hiss; an aligator has crawled up for a fight.
- 20% Pistol energies
Appearance:
British. Tall with an athletic build; blond hair, blue eyes, attractive.
Abilities
Ambidextrous (+1 to rolls involving the use of both hands)
Sly (+1 to sneaking, deceiving, picking up ladies etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
Super-Heated-Plasma-Rounds Rifle (92% Energy, Slung)
High-Powered Dual Laser Pistols (80% | 80% Energies, Wielded)
Mono-filament Bladed Bronze Knuckles (Worn)
Inventory
Backpack (22 slots used, 3 available)
-Rations (15 meals, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
-Water Bottle (2 uses, +1 to next action, 1 slot)
-Two hand-lit flares (2 slots)
-Box of 12 Cigars (lasts 2 turns, +1 to awesomeness, 1 slot)
-Box of 50 matches (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-2x C-4 Explosives (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-3x Flash bangs (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-Blasting caps (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-Box of 6 Cigar guns (Disposable, single use, 1 slot)
-Fancy Expensive, manly cologne (1 slot)
-Plasma Rifle Ammo (5 mags, 5 slots)
-Utility machete (2 slots)

Sakiskid (2) Tyler Smith
He tries to flip himself up like those heroes do in the movies, but it just doesn't work without his hands to push him up, so he ends up flailing his legs in the air. The soldiers practically ignore him, firing at any animals that come near.
Appearance:
6 foot, shaggy hair, skinny grey jeans, T-shirt, dark zippered-hoodie, skate shoes.
Abilities
Stealth (+1 to stealth actions)
Athletics (+1 to agility-related actions)
Chaotic (Things are more chaotic or gory around you)
Weapons
Silenced H&K UMP45 (25 of 25 rounds, stock-less, slung)
Silenced H&K USP .45 (12 of 12 rounds, holstered)
Machete (sheathed)
Ballistic Knife (Single use unless retrieved, sheathed)
Pair of Throwing Knives (1 turn to extract from shoes)
Inventory
Skiing mask
Open-Wound-Closing Gel in a plastic vial
Chocolate snack bar
iPod
Skullcandy headphones
Garrote (5 of 5 uses)
Ammo (2x each)
Condition(s)
Hogtied (Cannot speak or use hands)
Sore (-1 to taking melee damage, healed in 2 turns)

Game Events
It is early morning.
The fighting really gets rough now. Animals are attacking from all sides and the party is cut off into three groups: Andrew-Barker-James-Asfer and Vlad-Kyle. Tyler is with the pseudo-enemy soldiers. (the evil rollers, part of the Blurs' team)
The rumbling get horrendously loud now, and the water leaking into the cleaing pools around the edges. Then the wave comes. Masses and masses of flying fins and teeth leap out from the undergrowth from the east, splashing water everywhere. Fish. Lots and lots of fish. But not just any fish, these are land-bourne, all-devouring mutant Piranha. And there is literally hundreds of the little horrors. Thousands. Too many to count. Their teeth gnash as they leap along the ground at a pace equivalent to a run.
ONE TURN UNTIL PIRANHA ATTACK
Attacking Enemies:
6 Snakes, 1 Anaconda, 1 Wild boar, 1 Panthers, 2 Jaguars, 13 birds, 2 monkeys, 3 aligators
!!! Shitloads of Piranha !!!
Kills:
Andrew: 2
Asfer: 9
James: 6
Barker: 0
--Vladimir: 0
--Kyle: 0
+Tyler: 0

"'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'"

Yoman, If I die, so help me...

And I forgot, I had a power to grow wings!
Grow wings and fly into the air with my hand cannon and shoot all the piranha.

Yeah, I wish.

Damn, you guys are screwed.

COME ON SOMEBODY COME HELP ME.

SARCASM METER BROKEN
MAINTENANCE REQUIRED

Sakiskid, you're just doing it wrong.