Not today. Now I'll watch them get pounded by a ginger.

Done with my roll. Good roll probably to come in 1-2 hours (there is a LOT of stuff for Yoman to process, soz)

-.-
Ragdoll has just turned on a massive fan and said "Here, throw this ♥♥♥♥."
Actions may or may not affect anything. Be prepared for something HUGE.

Kekekekekeke! Your ill-preparedness shall be your demise!



Man, if we had some Boy Scouts as our rollers, they would be prepared. Are you guys prepared? You better be prepared. Because this isn't a ♥♥♥♥ storm so much as a ♥♥♥♥ hurricane.

>Not today. Now I'll watch them get pounded by a ginger.

We damaged her ovaries with a critical hit.

FoiL (5-1+1=5) Andrew Rodrigues
"Jesus, you bunch of pansies."
Andrew climbs forward and lifts the butt of his AutoShotgun up.
"Move over."
James twists to meet Andrew, and Andrew pushes him sideways and into the door with his shotgun butt. James brings his first up for a jab to the stomach, but Andrew's armour stops the blow. James' other arm hits the door release and it pops open, and he falls out backwards, landing in a heap. Andrew lands in the driver's seat and reaches out for the door handle.
"Catch ya later, Blondie." He grins.
The door closes, the engine revs, and the Jeep drifts left, kicking up loose dirt, and powers straight through the thin trees.
Abilities
Fists of fury (+1 to actions involving melee)
Forced Break & Entry (+1 to actions involving breaking things)
Hyper Focus (+1 concentration. 4 of 6 uses)
Anti-Laser (Immune to attacks using Pure Energy as a Main Source, unless rolling a 1)
Blast-Proof (Immune to explosive forces, unless rolling a 1)
RAGE FACE (+1 to intimidation, scariness etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
AA-12 (30 of 32 Rounds, Wielded)
Beretta 92FS (10 of 10 rounds)
Extendable baton (Holstered)
Inventory
Top gun sunglasses (Worn)
Blast-Proof Jacket (Pockets: 7 slot used, 3 available)
- Jacket Usage Manual (1 slot)
- 9 Rations (+1 to next action, 3 slots)
- A water bottle (+1 to next action, 2 uses, 1 slot)
- Ammo (5 Handgun magazines, 2 slots)
Waist Pockets (18 slots used, 2 available)
- 3 rockets for a SMAW (6 slots)
- Swiss army knife (1 slot)
- Utility Machete (1 slot)
- Ammo (3 Drums, 4 Magazines, 10 slots total)
Botanist's Backpack (16 slots used, 14 available):
- Flare Gun and 4 red flares (6 slots)
- A Folding Shovel (3 slots)
- Some empty vials (3 slots)
- 30ft of rope (5 slots)
- Briefcase (Broken lock but closed, 4 slots)
Condition(s)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Broken Leg (Splinted, -1 to jogging and faster, belt-tied to stop blood flow)
Sprained Wrist (-1 to using your preferred hand this turn)

Ociamarru (4-1+2=5) Vladimir Ivanov
Vlad exits the car just as Andrew climbs over the front, and the Jeep goes crashing through the trees.
"Ah, eetz heez lozz."
Vlad then looks around the trees, and sees a spindly-limb monkey hanging from a branch, eating a brightly-coloured fruit. He concentrates on mentally calling the Spider Monkey to him, and the monkey swings across a few branches and lightly drops down to a vine, swinging next to Vlad's head and looks at him curiously, making a sound like a muffled 'wer ekk kekee'.
Abilities
Cybernetics (+2 to mobile actions, speed is doubled, 5 of 5 uses)
Athletic (+1 to mobile actions)
Resilience (Gains one extra roll before death)
Pilot Training (Able to fly aircraft, Cannot roll 1s)
Scar-face (+1 Intimidation, -1 Charisma etc)
Mental Link (Can project thoughts to others and 'see' theirs)
Slow Motion (Uncontrollable)
Instinctual Actions (Vladimir does things without thinking or knowing)
Animal Control? (Doesn't know how it works)
Say what? ( ??? )
Weapons
Saiga-12 Combat Shotgun (8 of 8 shells, dropped nearby)
Colt 1911A (5 of 7 rounds, wielded)
Khazar-replicated knife
Inventory
Containment Unit (37 slots used, 13 available)
- Carved Wooden Statuette of self (1 slot)
- Radio (1 slot)
- Cellphone (Reception: 3/5, 1 slot)
- Flare gun with 2 green flares (4 slots total)
- Ammo (4 mags of Shotgun Shells (40), 8 handgun magazines (80), 12 slots total )
- 5 days of Rations (15 meals, 5 slots)
- TOP-SECRET Information File (4 slots)
- Bubblewrapped Mechanical Cube (Downed Phoenix?) (3 slots)
- Medical kit (2 of 5 Uses, refillable, 5 slots)
- Cybernetic Enhancement Kit (1 Use left, nonrefillable, 1 slot)
Condition(s)
Rested for ∞ turns, ∞ turns before tiredness.
Fail Chest? (Healed?)
Bruised Subconscious (-1 to Mental actions this turn)

Point.Blank (3) Asfer
Asfer moves into a patch of sunlight and lets the generator charge.
Abilities
Large Muscle Mass (+1 to action requiring strength)
Sixth sense (+1 to detecting enemies, traps etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Super Sprint (Diverts all power to the legs of the Exo-Suit to sprint. Max 3 consecutive uses. +2 to sprints, -2 to any other power-using action)
Weapons
Mk.III 40mm Revolver Cannon (2 of 6 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Mk.II 5.7x28mm Vulcan Gun (250 of 250 rounds, 1 turn to reload) READY
Bladed Shield (Left arm) EXTENDED
Inventory
MAF-EX103C Exo-suit (1 turn to enter/exit)
Ultra-compact generator (Recharged by light, 5% per turn, damaged)
Sensor node (Left Shoulder, IR, NV, auto-targeting camera)
Rear cargo container: (18 slots used, 32 slots available)
- 40mm cannon rounds (6xHE, 6xFrag, 6xSmoke, 6xStun, 12 slots total)
- 500 spare Vulcan rounds (6 slots total)
Condition(s)
Loud (-2 to sneaking, stealth etc)
Heavyweight (-1 to any actions involving fast movement)
Wounded Left Calf Muscle (-1 to using lower left leg) Mechanized
Heavy Armour (Asfer's body is mostly safe from harm)
Generator Power 40%

HighEndNoob (2+1=3) Kyle Berguard
Kyle jumps out of the Jeep just as Andrew takes off, accidently leaving his door ajar.
"Whoops. Eh."
He unslings his FAMAS and switches the safety off, ready to fire.
Abilities
Marksman (+1 to longrange combat)
Pyromaniac (+1 when using explosives or flame)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
FAMAS-G2 (30 of 30 Rounds, Burst-fire mode, Slung)
Dual Golden Desert Eagles (5 - 5 of 9 Rounds, Wielded)
Katana (Sheathed)
Inventory
Holographic Sight (Mounted on FAMAS)
KAC Masterkey Shotgun Attachment (Mounted on FAMAS)
Recoil-countering Wristguards (100% Energy)
Backpack (23 slots used, 2 available)
- 5 Flashbangs (Non-Lethal, Audio/Visual, 2 slots)
- 5 Claymores (Lethal, contains ball-bearings and shrapnel, 5 slots)
- 5 Molotov Cocktails (Flammable, 2 slots)
- Cigarette Lighter (100% Fuel, 1 slot)
- 4 Semtex Plastic Explosives (Waterproof, malleable, 2 slots)
- 4 C-4 Explosives (Everything-proof, malleable, 2 slots)
- C-4 Detonator (1 slots)
- 5 Spare Magazines per weapon (15 total, 7 slots)
- 12 Spare Shotgun Shells (1 slot)
Condition(s)
Highly Explosive (Roll a 1 when shot and one of your explosives blow up)
Recoil-Countering (+1 accuracy, -1 when Energy has run out)
Explosives (Roll 3+ to successfully use, 2=fumble, 1=premature explosion, 6=dud)
Re-invigorated (+1 for this and the next 2 rolls)

CrazyMLC (3) James Blond
He hears Andrew climb foreward from the back seat.
"Move over."
James twists to meet Andrew, and Andrew pushes him sideways and into the door with his shotgun butt. James brings his first up for a jab to the stomach, but Andrew's armour stops the blow. James' other arm hits the door release and it pops open, and he falls out backwards, landing in a heap. Andrew lands in the driver's seat and reaches out for the door handle.
"Catch ya later, Blondie." He grins.
The door closes, the engine revs, and the Jeep drifts left, kicking up loose dirt, and powers straight through the thin trees.
James stands up, rubbing his knuckles.
Abilities
Ambidextrous (+1 to rolls involving the use of both hands)
Sly (+1 to sneaking, deceiving, picking up ladies etc)
Mental Link - Vladimir ('Telepathy' with Vladimir)
Weapons
Super-Heated Plasma Rifle (96% Energy, Slung)
High-Powered Dual Laser Pistols (100% | 100% Energies, Holstered)
Mono-filament Bladed Bronze Knuckles (Worn)
Inventory
Backpack (22 slots used, 3 available)
-Rations (15 meals, +1 to next action, 3 slots)
-Water Bottle (2 uses, +1 to next action, 1 slot)
-Two hand-lit flares (2 slots)
-Box of 12 Cigars (lasts 2 turns, +1 to awesomeness, 1 slot)
-Box of 50 matches (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-2x C-4 Explosives (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-3x Flash bangs (3+ to use, 2 slots)
-Blasting caps (3+ to use, 1 slot)
-Box of 6 Cigar guns (Disposable, single use, 1 slot)
-Fancy Expensive, manly cologne (1 slot)
-Plasma Rifle Ammo (5 mags, 5 slots)
-Utility machete (2 slots)
Condition(s)
Sore Hand (-1 to using prefered hand next turn, cannot use Ambidexterous)

Game Events
It is early morning.
Andrew crashes through the trees and enters the large clearing in the Jeep. The clearing is about 80 metres across, non-circular, and the three soldiers are just ahead, about 20 metres away. The Blurs are fighting another 20 from them.
"What the HELL do you think you're doing!" Barker yells as he hangs onto the Jesus Bar and his rifle in the Jeep.
"Just hang on!" Andrew yells back.
Andrew spins the wheel and the Jeep turns straight towards the three soldiers.
"Shoot! Shoot!" He orders.
"NOT the best plan!"
Barker fires through the windscreen from point-blank, and it shatters after the few shots. The soldiers duck and run from the Jeep hurtling towards them, and someone fires shots back. Andrew ducks his head as the rounds wizz through past.
Back with the rest of the party, some red smoke wafts through some of the trees.
"Who dropped smoke?" Asks Kyle.
"Nort me, aie dunt haaf eeny."
They walks forward and look through the hole Andrew made and out into the clearing.
Red smoke drifts past the closest half of the plain, and larger-than-normal animals starts to exit from the trees. There are the large cats, alligators, snakes, birds and monkeys all screaming their respective noises and heading towards, well, anything that moves. There has to be at least two hundred of them all up.
Grunting noises are heard from behind the group, and everyone spins around. A gathering of abnormally big wild pigs stampede through the undergrowth, giving the group a wide berth and entering the larger clearing. One pig races up to Vlad and suddenly stumbles and stops in front of him, ducks its head and makes a sad, hurt kind of sound, then circles around them like the rest.
Along with all of these animals, a low rumble resonates from further east. What it could be, the group have no idea.
"I don't care WHAT is happening, let's just get it over with." Says James, who looks thoroughly confused.
"Roger that." responds Kyle.

If FoiL doesn't try to take the Jeep, the first one.
Otherwise, the last one.

Not that's just dandy. Now that I had been supportive of team's decision and all.



>:

When there is no-one online for me to ask a question and there are three actions posted my one person throughout a long discussion, it gets a little difficult to know which one you wanted me to use. And you didn't underline that action either, so I almost thought it was speech.

Oh no, a low rumble, I wonder whatever it could be :u

Rest to replenish as many uses of my cybernetic enhancements as I can.
(I have 3 now by the by)

I changed it, you have 5 now because sitting in car = resting.

Retract the blade-shield, Lock on to the enemy(?) soldiers with the cannon.

If I can't shoot from this position, then:
move closer, and retract the blade-shield..

Well, I may as well try to kill someone.

Try to duck as much as possible and aim the jeep towards one off the non-blurs at FULL RAMMAGE SPEED

"hey barker, look alive *grin*"

>FULL RAMMAGE SPEED

I lol'd. You're not ramming a damn battleship, you're going after a human