HEN!
GO IN SLICING AND DIE LIKE A HERO, WITH EXPLOSIONS, IN ITS BELLY.

Hyper, I'd do that when I resign, if I do. Is it possible to keep its mouth open so I can shoot it with my Famas?

Aw, hell. Too many people shooting the damn thing, I don't want to be full of hole when I try to punch the crap out of it.

> Shoot my Super-Heated Plasma Rifle at the Giant Anaconda, USING BOTH HANDS. |

Not by yourself, but two people might be able to do it.

Basketball size, remember. That's not a small mouth.

Why is it always "SHOOT IT KILL IT" ? Why can't someone wrestle with it or bait it?

Maybe because it's not very smart to wrestle a snake with a basketball sized head?...

Because, Yomanticore, we are all, with the exception of Hyperkultra, men. And that is what men do.

@Jacen: Won't stop 'em trying. Two of 'em have super reflexes anyhow.

@Ocia: You mean Fiona, right? Not Hyper, nor me?

Oh really then. Should I post pics? Hmm?

I'm sure he meant Fiona.

You aren't in the game, Yomanticore, and Hyper, fine. To prove your masculinity, take a picture of yourself wearing a hat upside-down (it is on upside-down) and you are reverse-flipping-off the camera (all BUT middle finger).

Roll will be written in approx. 4 hours, maybe a little more, as I have work now. Better fix up your actions before then, otherwise I'll go with the screwy ones.

@Ocia: No numbers, pictures or date this time?

Hmmm...you're right. Have, somewhere in the picture, what day it will be three days tomorrow (month, date, year), and a quadratic formula problem.

>Because, Yomanticore, we are all, with the exception of Hyperkultra, men. And that is what men do.

You uh do realize that Hyper is a guy, right? His character is also dead. Good game.

Should have been "with the exception of Duh.", but she died a while back.

EDIT: Actually, I killed her.

SORRY FOR MAKING THIS A SAUSAGEFEST, GUYS.

@Hyper: Hur, please do. We need a "what do you look like"/"pictures" thread.

Woah holy crap, I totally forgot that Fiona was dead. And no, both MissDuh and Hyperkultra are women. Incidentally, I am commonly confused for a woman in public by strangers: SELF-EXPLANATORY

U MAD?!