iirc, I still have HE rounds chambered, so:
Fire at the snake, but not directly so as not to damage the jeep.

If you guys could help out, that'd be super.

EDIT: Was confused as to where exactly the snake was attached to. New action:
Run up to the snake WITHOUT using super sprint and knife it with my shield.

BEWARE OF MISLEADING INSTRUCTIONS
Looks like you five have a visitor.

Also, to quench any confusion: The snake is wrapped around the rear bumper and is slithering ALONG the side, with leftover tail to spare.

Aight, Yomaster, am I linked with Barker or nay?

Aye. And keep up with the nicknames, I like 'em!
Best nickname gets a prize!

Woofer. Woof woof.

20 meters long? Lol so tiny.

And yes I am aware that the biggest snakes in the world only hit about 10, but still.

ALSO; for anybody wondering about the 8492nd thing, there's at least one other person on this forum besides me that would get the reference. Those of you that don't and try to resort to Google and Wikipedia to find about it are smelly >:C

I'll consider that plagiarism of my name, which I have patented.

Would you rather I use Yolady, Yomaiden, Yomazing or Yomygod, then?

Yomimmortal.

Uh...a katana isn't going to do ♥♥♥♥ to a feet-thick snake with thick scales - and I'm sure Yomosh will agree. There is NO WAY it's going to do anything but scratch it.

Mono-filament knuckles will pierce any armor.

Yeah, but they're KNUCKLES - how far is that gonna cut? An inch at most?
Also, since I plan on relying largely on my kinfe, I'd like to revise it:
High-Frequency Kazahr-Replicated Knife - it can cut ♥♥♥♥ because it vibrates, yo.
Or will I have to find a better tertiary somewhere?