Ah, what timezone is Yoman in? Chould help with rolling.

Perhaps a assistant roller, to deal with a different time zone.

E: I so just got ninja'd.

No, really.

That is so not fake, I totally believe you esper kid.

Hmmm...perhaps Yomazing could do Hyper's rolls sometimes and Hyper could do her-his rolls occasionally?

Would be good, a shift system perhaps. But they should pick someone outside there RtDs, to avoid Bias.

Perhaps one of our players does Hypers, and one of Hypers does ours.

But who would be up to the task? I mean, well, who would be capable of doing it and would be up to it?

Or you could suck it up and wait for him to goddamn roll.
Jesus, just because he's in a different timezone, you all get butthurt and want someone else to do the rolls for him.

Butthurt = ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, not 'Hmmm, I wonder what we could do blah blah blah not raging at all?'

I support Ochimaru there was no butthurting here, they just passed the thought that what if someone could take over Yoman's/Hyper's rolls when they are asleep.

I personally think it's kinda insulting that you don't think we can't handle the goddamn rolls on our own. It also shows how little patience you have.

While we ARE being impatient here, I'll be the first to admit that, we are in no way insulting you. Not ONCE did we mention that we were doing this to, say, take off some of the load. All we said was that it'd speed things up - the impatient bit.

ITT people don't know that you need a college degree to be a dice master. Takes four years to get one, eight if you count residencies.



What, you thought we just pulled this stuff out of our asses? We don't. There's work involved, sons.

Hence my statement "But who is capable enough/willing to do this?"

The current DiceMeisters. Or maybe we don't like sharing our plans, stories, responsibilities etc. Yoman is already teamed with Ragdoll, and I had to divulge some things to them recently as well. We all like to be in control as much as possible.

AFAIK nobody else has a DM degree.

Also consider that there are already 2 people working on this RTD, technically 3 when you count the fact that this is now considered a canonical prequel to Hyper's RTD, which means that we have to constantly converse amongst ourselves to make sure the story doesn't go off on wild, unmatching tangets. Adding more people would simply complicate matters, not simplify them. Lord knows we probably spent a good week or so polishing up the Good/Evil roll system.

tldr there would probably be way more work involved than is worth it.

ALSO: What Hyper said. It would be like asking an author if you could help him write his next story because he is taking too long to come up with it on his own. We have our own agendas, and really, when you start sharing ideas and details with everybody (or a lot of people), it becomes less of a mysterious story and more of a tangled web of concepts that you could cover in 10 minutes on some random IRC channel. Not worth it.

EDIT: You are, of course, free to start your own games if you want more responsibility. If not on this site (dear god I think Grif would have a massive stroke of rage if he woke up and found like ten RTD games in Off-Topic), there are tons of forums dedicated solely to text-based RPGs where you can create and play and collaborate stories just like this. Well, obviously, less awesome stories, but you get the point.

Uless you roll a 5, in which case you pass the final exam in a week.