Not "I read it as" or "It was read as" ?

Ummm.. No.

It is read as "Bla Bla" So I wrote it as "Bla Bla" instead of "Blah Blah".

Ah, present time tense. I gettit. I presumed it would be past tense.

it was actually present perfect. or was it past perfect? I keep confusing those two :S

Edit: Past perfect, because it's an action in the past affecting another action in the past.

"Hey, guys, I have an idea about something... we need to go back to Fiona's island."
I guess my regeneration has improved enough, but I think my Superhuman Power still has some room for improvement.
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No, it all poured out when you started falling.

LOL

Shitting yourself when falling to your death is funny. Hitting the ground with a splat and a semi-splosion is also funny. Getting hit in the face with the ruptured intestine of said fail-parachutist? Not so much.

If you don't know, entrails are filled with ♥♥♥♥, the ♥♥♥♥ doesn't magically disappear from your intestines when you die.

I know because I've seen some REALLY gruesome stuff firsthand. I can describe it to you in detail if you want me to, but I can't promise it'll convey the gruesomeness of it.
edit: tch wimps.

That's the joke, silly.

I can tell you that something that smells like ♥♥♥♥ but 4 times as badly and is colored brownish yellow is not something you can joke about.

Why of course he can! Nothing is too gruesome not not joke about it!

Enough of this corpse-intenstine talk.

Wait wait, I want Shadow to describe all the things he's claimed he's seen. Side note, I'm a doctor.

I always imagined you as a cop.