I reckon I did purty good near the end, though the beginning was not as good (INTENSE PAIN OH LAWDIE)

Saying this with total modesty, I probably came closest to killing Blue, even if it was from a suicidal bumrush

EDIT: Also, >Pick up Durendal after snorting awake.

She was just playing with you. She could have swatted you out of the sky just as easily as me.

Foa came the closest with his guns, in my opinion.

>She could have swatted you out of the sky

But I didn't even fly during this fight :v

Also, true, I didn't even scratch her, but she was actively concerned with blocking my moves. I think she really DID want to accidentally the whole me at that point, she was just too busy, which counts for something (delaying tactic? I feel like a Spartan now)

You make a good point though, Foa's the only one who really wounded her. Guess that counts more than "WELL AT LEAST I DISTRACTED HER"

I'm not sure any of us even distracted her for more than 5 seconds.

I plowed her into the ground. Can I feel important?

I went into a super trance so I could kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of her and instead got my electrokinesis slapped outta me.
Can I feel useful?

Can you stop brag before we get Griffed?

We are fighting the tyranny. And by tyranny, I mean the fact that Grif has opposed this in no unreasonable way whatsoever, the tyrannical tyrant.

FIGHT THE POWER.

AND GET BANNED.

Shadow, you're more off-topic than us. We're discussing past actions, you're backseat moderating.

Ok, rolling.

CrazyMLC[2+1=3]: With your Lie energy, you attempt to improve your photosynthetic regeneration as well, but it looks like it's already about as good as it's gonna get. You don't feel any different, and the warmth from the delicious cake is starting to fade. Ah well, you got your Electrokinesis back AND you improved your Olympian Power. Still a good haul.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Superhuman Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
- Nautical Shiv
1/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb)
Injuries:
- Full of Cake (+1 to rolls for next turn)

Tomaster [2]: "Stupid piece of..."
You angrily kick the rock over, sending it tumbling over the edge of the spire. As you do, you see the arm and the rest of the body stick to the rock and go tumbling off along with it.
"Oops.
Hey Blue! Was that JJ?"
"Yeah, that was his corpse!"
As you ponder this, something shoots out of the sky and hits the center of the spire in a loud, blood-spraying splat.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
2/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)

Foa [6-1=5]:"So, it was a bad idea to hug you while we were brawling? I thought you were pissed."
"I kinda was. Although it did start out as a test."
"BLIZZARDBEARD!"
A dead silence comes over the group, then it's broken by something speeding into the spire from the sky, making a rather large bloody splat all over the stone.
A leg flies through the air and lands between you and Blue. It twitches twice, then goes limp.
"The ♥♥♥♥?"
"Oops. I didn't mean to kill him."
">_>"
As you watch the others investigate the massive splatsplosion, you feel your bloody nose, and it seems like it's already stopped bleeding. Gotta wash off the dried blood though.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16 (DEPLETED)|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:

ShadoWKilleR255 [2-2=1]:You break through the clouds, and see that not only are they a lot lower than they were before, but you're going to hit the spire directly. You don't even have time to scream.


"TWENTY ONE, ♥♥♥♥♥es! YOU ALL STRIP!"
"bull♥♥♥♥, you had a card in your pocket!"
"I HAVE NO POCKETS!"
What the hell.
"Hey guys, looks like someone else died. Shadow this time!"
"GODDAMNIT! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! BOTH GEN TWOS DIED IN THE SAME BATTLE!"
"And? Two gen ones died against Ben. One of which WAS Ben."
"DAMN STRAIGHT! Wait, what."
Someone looms over you, offering their hand.
"Hey. Booze is over on the table, get as drunk as you want. Ben has enough alcohol in him to put down a bull elephant, and he's still going strong. Welcome to being dead by the way."
"WAIT A SECOND. If we can make anything we want, does that include humans?"
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:

Ragdollmaster [5]: "BLIZZARDBEARD!"
You shoot upright, and look around. Everyone is staring at you as if you're crazy. It seems as though you timed it perfectly though, because almost immediately after, Shadow shoots out of the sky and smashes into the stone floor of the spire, sending a bloody spray in every direction. You yourself are coated rather liberally in blood, and have a chunk of intestine around your neck.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
Injuries:

HighEndNoob [3]: "Hmm..."
You walk up and down the armor, examining everything there is to offer. In the end, you take a BlueMetal Halberd, and tell the dwarf that you're set. He then leads you back into the halls, and through a labyrinth of tunnels. Eventually, you start to smell seawater as you climb a staircase, go around a corner, and see that the staircase here has been destroyed.
"Bloody..."
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
1/2 Equipped:
- BlueMetal Halberd
Injuries:

Game Events:

Hahahahahah that was bloody hilarious. Kudos Hyper. That actually made me laugh out loud. Was there anything important on JJ?

This.
So who's joining next?

KERSPLAT

What a way to die.