You recieve the old world.

I insert A giant space whale.

You get a new 2nd 2nd assistant space whale scrubber, this is his first day on the job.

I insert Australia's filtering software.

#$& *%# $ %&$#* &$#%

I insert a dust bunny.

You get a bad coughing fit from breathing it in.

I insert a Dyson Sphere.

You receive 100% of Sun's energy output. You are now a god.

I insert Daniel Tabar.

You get Cortex Command Build Infinity. Unfortunately it requires at least Windows Infinity Edition or Mac OmniSystem.

I put in a gibbal for loop.

You receive syntax error.

I insert java beans.

You recieve the best damn cup of Java you will ever have.

I Insert A Galaxy sized Dyson sphere.

I ♥ Dyson Spheres.

You get a bloated vending machine.

I insert medication.

The machine scoffs it down and then starts filling in a malpractice sheet.

I insert a Rocket Propelled Rocket Propelled Rocket.

You get a rocket that fires out, only to turn back around due to wind, and fires a rocket at you.

I insert Fablehaven.

You get Aesopsafety.

I insert a dinosaur tooth.

You get an angry Megalodon coming to claim what's his.

I insert /b/...

You get a fake dinosaur tooth necklace from the gift shop at a museum.

Insert my finished essay, and a beaming smile. And then some videogame playing...

You get the scourge of the internets, as previously stated.

I insert something else that's already been inserted.

You get a causality violation.

I insert it.