Hyper will probably say those type of stuff go to an active slot, I WON'T TAKE MY CHANCE AT THE RISK OF BECOMING A RED STAIN THANKS TO NO ONE EVEN CARING I"M GOING TO BECOME ONE.

Seriously Shadow, me and Ragdoll already have wings, and I was pissed enough when Ragdoll got them. Don't let this become some sort of team gimmick, like "The Winged Band of Death" or some ♥♥♥♥.

Also:
Flip the boulder off whoever's underneath there. But before that, find out what they're clutching.

YAAAY!

"SQUEEEE!
Ok, let's turn this temporary boon into a permanent one!"
> Fine-tune my #-Point Star. |

In other word you want telepathy?

None of you know about Nooblet yet btw.

Nooblet? The crushed arm?

Lol. Giblet + N00b = Nooblet.

I thought when he said Nooblet he was referring to HEN, who is in another Spire, and definitely not underneath my rock.

Oh, he's calling HEN Nooblet. Right, I gettit.

I don't see any of you trying to catch me from my SURE DEATH FALL, so I can pretty much say "♥♥♥♥ you" on that matter.

> Improve my Olympic Power. |
It should be giving me bonuses to fisticuffs and archery, but it doesn't seem to be helping me much. I wish to improve it to have provide a greater bonus.

Perhaps that is JJ's body under the boulder. He did get crushed, right?

Yep, he did.

Looks like everyone I need to roll has posted.

CrazyMLC[6+1=5]: "HMM. I WONDER."
Using the energy from the infusion of Lie, you energize your entire body, increasing your Olympian strength to superhuman levels. You can now jump a max of 20 feet, sprint at 25 mph for short distances, lift several hundred pounds easily, and generally be an all around badass. You're even strong enough to lift something like WolfHunt!
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Superhuman Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
- Nautical Shiv
1/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb)
Injuries:
- Full of Cake (+1 to rolls for next two turns)

Tomaster [2]: You crouch down and examine the crushed figure's hand. You easily pry it open, snapping a few fingers.
"Oops. Wait, what the hell? He's not holding anything!"
Whatever it was, it must have slipped out of his hand when he died. You then lift the rock up off the dead person, but your hand slips on the blood splattered on the underside of the stone, and the whole thing falls down onto your foot before you can look under the rock.
"OW ♥♥♥♥!"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
2/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)

Foa [4-1=3]:"Ow..."
You look up, and see that Blue is smiling at you contentedly.
"You were saying?"
"Er... Are you still gonna kill us?"
"No, no, I'm done testing you. You mostly passed. Except for JJ obviously."
"Wait, JJ? Why didn't he?"
"A rather large rock crushed him. I believe Tomaster is examining him now."
"Oh. That's... Tragic."
"He stabbed you in the back with a rather dangerous spear."
"Yeah, I remember that, thanks."
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16 (DEPLETED)|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Bloody Nose (-1 to speech/charisma rolls)

ShadoWKilleR255 [2-2=1]:"♥♥♥♥, GIANT WINGS!"
You sprout a few feathers out of your shoulders. By now, you've stopped rising, and have started falling back to the ground. You can't see where you'll hit yet, since you're still above the clouds.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
1/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Missing Both Arms (-2 to rolls)
- Hit the ground in 1 turns

Ragdollmaster [3]: *SNORE*
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Asleep

HighEndNoob [3]: "Hey, since I'm pretty much useless without a weapon or armor, can you take me to some sort of armory?"
"Certainly. We have one in this very spire, though it was recently ransacked of the most powerful artifacts..."
The dwarf leads you out of the room and down a hallway, then down a few flights of stairs, another hallway, more stairs....
This continues for a while, until you reach the armory.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:

Game Events:

Even if im dead ill still be the first to post after a roll. I want my body to explode when it gets near foa. FOA MUST DIEEEE.