You get a major lack of response.

I insert a holiday in the Caribbean.

You reveive sand in your underwear.

I insert a swimsuit edition of Indie Games Daily.

You get soft porn.

I insert a flying moped.

You receive some hippy talking about granola and green living.

I insert signatures.

You get two signatures, thereby binding you in a 12-year rust warranty.

I insert a waistcoat.

you get cold weather.
I insert my sig. which is ftw

You receive my new sig, which is ftw, but not in the way you think.

I insert a torch.

The vending machine light on fire, burns and explodes with all the awesomeness inside.

you die.

I insert burnt corpse of Roast veg

You fail considering the fact that I am a ghost. OOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooooooh!

I insert [yes, even ghosts can] a vending machine repair guy.

You get a self repairing vending machine.

I insert a dropship that drops drop crates.

You get a Armageddon of Crab Bombs.

I insert the thousands of crab gibs.

You get a crab gib bomb. DONT TOUCH IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I insert a destroyer-multiplier.

You break his nose trying to fit him into the coin slot

Insert the repair guy's fist into Veg's face.
Edit, ninja'd:
You get a deleted post for somebody posting without an epic moments picture or gif.

Insert Roast Vag and some other bad name joke bastardizations.

Aw hell, ninja'd again.
Your brain died.

Insert some bad name jokes. Roast Vag, Lizturd, dragonsexp, etc.

AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D JESUS LOL

You get multiple destroyers.

Insert these damn ninjas.

You get my post from about 10 pages ago.

I insert a right-hand-drive car.

You receive a left-hand driven car. What would you ever do with such an abomination as a right-hand sided one, I do not know.

I insert a self-sustaining tire fire.