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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get a crab gib bomb. DONT TOUCH IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  I insert a destroyer-multiplier. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:02 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 YHTFLKC 
				
				
					 Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You break his nose trying to fit him into the coin slot
  Insert the repair guy's fist into Veg's face. Edit, ninja'd:
 You get a deleted post for somebody posting without an epic moments picture or gif.
  Insert Roast Vag and some other bad name joke bastardizations.
  Aw hell, ninja'd again.
 Your brain died.
  Insert some bad name jokes. Roast Vag, Lizturd, dragonsexp, etc.
  AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN NINJA'D JESUS LOL
  You get multiple destroyers.
  Insert these damn ninjas. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:03 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get my post from about 10 pages ago.
  I insert a right-hand-drive car. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:04 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 findude 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You receive a left-hand driven car. What would you ever do with such an abomination as a right-hand sided one, I do not know.
  I insert a self-sustaining tire fire. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:11 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						The vending machine bursts into flame, but as it is self-regenerating, it does not burn away.
  I insert a fire engine. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:14 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Nachtauge 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You recieve the fire station's water bill.
  I insert a 91/30 Mosin Nagant. 
					
  
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			| Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:05 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Joe 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:36 am Posts: 347 Location: The place where asses go to be bad
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get a Springfield.
  I insert Adam Carolla... 
					
  
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			| Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:33 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Nachtauge 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get a book titled "How to be Unfunny".
  I insert eBay. 
					
  
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			| Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:32 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 findude 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You reveive random crap and flatted bank account balance.
  I insert my (dysfunctional) Radiotehnika S-90B speaker. 
					
  
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			| Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:43 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Roast Veg 
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					 Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4522 Location: Constant motion
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get the sound of someone on life support crashing.
  I insert a boot. With no laces. 
					
  
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			| Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:50 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 Nachtauge 
				
				
					 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am Posts: 95
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You receive flat boot laces cut to the exact length required.
  I insert a Zerg Lurker. 
					
  
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			| Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:18 pm | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 YHTFLKC 
				
				
					 Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 590 Location: USA
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get a Forum Lurker. I insert this anecdote from another forum- Orion wrote: I know the guy that has Vadar's cast mold and he helped make the real ones for the set. He did all kinds of that crazy molding stuff. Funny thing, he's an ex-specops sniper and is scary as ♥♥♥♥. 
  After he retired, a guy tried to rob him with a knife, he slammed his hand open-faced on the knife impaling his hand, ripped it out of the guys hand and chased him down and put him in the hospital. 
  Also this guy sent his pitbulls on him while he was getting his mom's mail and he almost ripped the dogs bottom jaw off with one hand, axe kicked the other dog and kicked the owner in the face so hard his eye was falling out of his skull after it was caved in. This actually did happen, on the news. =P Cool guy, I play paintball with him. 
  Just my little bit about Star Wars costume designers.
   
					
  
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				 Yoman987 
				
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get a pseudo-Chuck Norris.
  I insert the frustration and hours wasted playing a single mission on Halo: Reach on Legendary; alone. 
					
  
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			| Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:49 am | 
			
				
					 
					
					 
				  
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				 findude 
				
				
					 Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 pm Posts: 495 Location: Uncertain quantum state
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You get what's coming to you for playing it alone. Rage.
  I insert a Cortex Comman AHuman. 
					
  
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				 caekdaemon 
				Data Realms Elite 
				
					 Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
				 
				 
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				  Re: Vending Machine: REMADE  
					
						You recieve a coalition.
  I insert a zombot. 
					
  
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