♥♥♥♥ is about to go down, serious style.
Rolling.

CrazyMLC[3]: "SUCK IT, YOU TEAM-KILLING ♥♥♥♥!"
In the last moment before Tomaster flies you out of the view of JJ, you raise your right arm, and grab your right wrist with your left hand, pouring thermal energy into it. The gauntlet soaks up the energy easily, and you fire a one shot thermal laser at JJ. Before you get to see what happens, Tomaster has flown out of the view of JJ, and then the three of you are out in the open air, high above the Spire. You look down at the Spire to see it collapsing in on itself.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
- Nautical Shiv
- A Lie
1/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb OFF)

Tomaster [3+1=4]: "The hell was that?"
You continue your flight upward with your allies in tow. You can't really see whatever shot past you in the storm. You get out of the Spire through the hole you made in the first place, and Butterscotch Mews in contentment at the cool breeze blowing around. The heavy rain has ended and left a nice breeze behind, but there are still plenty of ominous clouds overhead.
"Hey, was that-"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
2/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Butterscotch (Kitten, Asleep on head)
2/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)

Foa [2]: Tomaster carries you and MLC up and out, and MLC takes a potshot at JJ while he leaves. Once you're all up outside the spire, Tomaster flies in place high above the rapidly self destructing Spire.
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 16 (DEPLETED)|16)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)

JJA79 [6-2=4]: "Weeeeell I'm totally going to die now."
MLC fires a burning laser at you, and it hits directly next to you, igniting your left half on fire. As you roll around, shouting in pain and trying to extinguish the flame, the Spire continues to collapse around you. Suddenly, you see a large shadow appear beneath you, and you look up, ignoring the fire for a moment. You barely even feel the huge slab of stone crush you.


"HEY! BEN! We got another one!"
"Whoizit?"
"Looks like... JJ! Check!"
"Yep! Crushed by a boulder."
"Ben, how many bottles have you had so far?"
"3 Shmirnoff, 14 Dos Eckees, 2 Jack Danyulls, and 3 shots of Abshinthe. Frank, makin booze with that crezzy magic thing was the best idea you ever had."
Your head hurts...
"Hey there! I'm wiffles! Welcome to the after-game!"
0/2 Active Abilities:
0/2 Passive Abilities:
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:

ShadoWKilleR255 [2]: "AAAAGH HOW DO I STOP I'M IN A STORM CLOUD"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
1/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
Injuries:
- Missing Both Arms (-2 to rolls)
- Hit the ground in 3 turns

Ragdollmaster [4]: Wordlessly you engage the Blur in combat. Your lightning speed is the only thing keeping you in the game against it. Your blade clashes against its aura again and again, each slash and stab parried or dodged. When a chunk of ceiling decides to fall near it, you use your Elementalized form to dodge it, then continue your assault on the Blur. Eventually, your combat puts you both at opposite ends of the rapidly collapsing room. You both charge at each other as the Spire completely gives out, the entirety of everything above you falling downwards. You put everything you have into one last thrust with Durendal, at lightning speeds.
"BUTENKO RAISEN!"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
1/2 Equipped:
- Durendal

Game Events: As CrazyMLC, Tomaster, Foa, and Butterscotch all watch the Spire collapse before their eyes, they think they hear a far off voice. Just a flicker of an echo. Then, the Spire explodes.
Not into fire or energy, it merely explodes. The tons of rubble and stone falling down in on itself all just suddenly shoot outwards, as if shot out of a cannon. The huge pieces of stone go in every direction, some damaging other neighboring Spires, some merely landing in the ocean, a few shooting into the flying Rollers' direction. Tomaster easily dodges these pieces. At the epicenter of the blast is a smooth stone floor, swept clean by the force of the explosion. In the very center of this cleared away circle, stand two figures. One has their fist planted to the floor in front of the other, who is holding something in front of them with both hands, directly where the first figure would be if they were standing. The second figure, the one who is standing, falls to the knees, drops something from their hands, and slumps over the first's back.

HYPER IS TAKING REVENGE!!

edit:hehe I made hyper roll in the previous page :3 unless he is making a new post.

edit2: MY REVENGE ON HYPER'S REVENGE IS TAKEN!!

Roll finite.

Well,looks like DragonXP Is in. Bye JJ.You had a good run

Tell me.

How the ♥♥♥♥ is it that i get a 4 and die while mlc gets a 3 and kills me?

♥♥♥♥, did I just get KO'd with a gut punch? Or am I dead? Eh, what exactly happened, Hyper? My possible action choices for the two different situations are very different. Pretty sure it's the first, since the losing figure dropped something- Durendal, I assume. Still, I'd love a confirmation

EDIT: Action a few posts down.

(PS Blue Demon is apparently White Demon now, ain't that cool, y'all?)

JJ, MLC only lit you on fire, and you got a one on the saving roll for the Spire collapsing.

Hey hyper, can you stick me onto the waiting list?

Thanks for the explanation, Hyper Or are you purposely keeping this suspenseful?

You be holding a blade, brah.
I think you just kidney stabbed the Blur.

Seems to me like you stabbed it, it's now bent over in pain/dying, and you fainted from the explosion.

The first figure has their fist in the ground, though. The defeated one was holding out the blade. My final attack was a huge stab that collided with White Demon's rush, so yeah, I assume that I did not just coup de grace somebody with a power level over 9,000 times bigger than mine.

REALLY hope that she doesn't eat my entrails or something, though.

Ragdoll, you just stopped being awake. You're fine.

Oh, cool.

>Drool over White's back and unconsciously try to develop a passive ability- Defense Expertise, +1 to situations where I must block/parry/counter an attack.

^Obviously, it would only apply in a combat situation and not if I was caught unawares by a sudden attack

By the way guys, I think I should get a gold star for my valiant, albeit suicidal, barrage. AND NOT THE CHEAP ONES EITHER. If I smell paint on there, you'll all fry >:C
You see I know where the priorities lay.

Well fine then

>Go off and ignore dead people and meditate. Also punch mlc when he gets here.

At least you can get drunk and chill. We have to go deal with Senor Goodpants.