You get a pissed off diver from a time long past.

I insert a zygote.

♥♥♥♥ you darkdoom, I wanna show this off.

The vending machine gives you a DVD containing this clip

You receive a small child with a platypus beak.

I insert an AR-15 rifle.

You get a pissed off M16 who wants to be a sniper rifle.

I insert Duh102...

I am become God.

I grab a Holy Cog from inside the vending machine, throw it like a boomerang out the slot, and it inserts itself back in.

...therefore creating a neverending loop of self-destruction that ends up breaking the vending machine.

...

Until I fixed it by inserting a vending machine...

the vending machine asplodes due to it inserting itself... PARADOX!!!

I insert Endorphin Learning Edition

You get some kick ass dynamic 3d actors the vending machine tips over as it dispenses them, falls over on top of your actors, squishing them into 2d actors.

I insert a better pathfinding system.

You get a worse one... and a large coffee.

I insert hurp de derp derp.

You get the Wibbles forum from the Toribash Forums.

I insert Brandon's Mom in a truck. (inside joke, funny if you get it)

E: Ninja'd.

You get twilight.

I insert cheese.

I get twilight, the gayest movie of this generation, from brandons mom?
odd..


you get very old milk.

I insert mibbit!

You get a humming frog.

I insert kittens.
veg + darkdoom = ghostbuddies (nohomo)

You get a desert. Its Purrrrrrrrrrrfect.

I insert A black Forest Gateau

You are magically transported to Germany, to the origin of the gateaux, the Black Forest. Wild animals with German accents try to eat your face.

I insert cookies.

You hear a chomp noise from the machine, and the machine text bar suddenly displays "Om Nom"

I insert a circuit board.