Your moustache is dyed gright breen and returned to you.

I insert a dye kit.

You get a colored pencil... that can change colors!

I insert a stylus.

You get a laser pointer.

I insert an emo.

You get a thousand cuts in your most private regions. [and the emo song!]


I insert a yoyo

Your yoyo is destroyed utterly, and can no longer Walk the Dog.

I insert wax sticks for use in sculpture.

You get a wax sculpture of Zeus, about to throw a wax pencil.

I insert a piece of chalk.

You get a piece of Calcium Carbonate.

I insert a facepalm.

Your get a headdesk ( and a subsequent trip to the hospital )

I insert $4.99, and an order for a cheeseburger.

You get you cheeseburger, but they forgot the onions.

I insert Wierd Al Yankovic.

you get a parody named Odd-Bob Pullavick!

I insert the fact that "I HEDGE THAT HATEHOG!!!"

Oops. Sorry about that.

I did *exclamation-face*


(did you yet notice your fail?)

You get an illogical and illegal argument between two anonymous end-users.

I insert a box of Large Fries from Hungry Jack's (Australian Burger King).

A scorpion jumps out of the vending machine and stabs you, and then a kangaroo flies out of the sky and kicks you to death. Don't ♥♥♥♥ mess with Australia. Or even talk about it.

I insert three copies of Halo: Reach.

I steal the Limited Edition copy, and go play it on my new 360 Slim.
I insert a Big Daddy.