God descends from the heavens, chops the hand that's holding the Sierra Mist clean off, smites it with a fireball, pees on the smoldering concrete where it used to be, and then puts a can of Sprite into your only remaining hand.

I insert Santa Claus.

You get disappointment.

I insert Data's abs.

you get a potatoechopped unicyclist!

I insert my injured groin, in the hopes that it shall be fixed.

You get too much information.

I insert a ham sammich. (with wheat bread.)

You get Canadians insisting it's Bacon.

insert robocop

Terminator get.

I insert a rendition of John Rambo.

You get a roundhouse kick to the face.

I insert an army of ninjas.

You get kicked , Puched and wake up a few hours later and asking your self what happon?

i insert "Data Relms" ,The Creator of Cortex Command.

You get a bunch of misunderstandings.

I insert Sim_Doc's severed arm.

You loose yourself.
I insert Sakiskid's theft of forum games.

You get about 27 pages of off topic randomness, then a period of nothing, then a magical comeback to save the world.

I insert toad in the hole. [a food, look it up]

You get your sausage in egg batter back, the machine looks sick in a way only machines can. It then vomits up a pile of change and soda cans at your feet.

Insert pepto bizmo

You get a note saying "Go green!" and an LED light bulb.

I forget to inse

The machine forgets to ejec-

I insert the world's worst laptop... not mine.

You recieve the worlds best laptop, which also happens to be the worst, since the machine just erased every type of laptop except the one that just got dispensed.

I insert the dispenser from Team Fortress 2.