So guys.

1: Durendal allows the user to elementize into whatever kinesis they have.
2: I gave Durendal to MLC, who has photokinesis, meaning he can turn into light.
4: ???
5: Profit

I skipped 3 because you are all being walruses atm. We don't need Rage.

I'm sorry. I was busy flying through the air into a thundercloud. Foa's being a pussy, and Shadow just molested a demigod. And I've been saying all along that I think we don't need Rage. Caek probably just wants us to get him so one of us can die and he can be closer to playing.
Edit: Also, action.
Spread my wings out to stop my descent, and get out of the way of the hole I made, in case Blue decides to send something nasty up after me.
Anyone have a problem with that action?

Hyper, what I meant was that Rage wouldn't discriminate between Blue and us, he'd just kill everyone. :<

Also Caek, if you're trying to kill us, you were kicked off of the list on the first post, so you missed your chance to join in.

Who still needs to post? Cause y'all need to hurry up.

Pretty sure everybody's posted, mang.

Sorry, sorry. Rolling! You guys are totally ♥♥♥♥ by the way.

CrazyMLC[5]: You mutter to yourself, weighing your options.
"I wasn't expecting to have to bring out the big guns yet, but this is looking pretty grim... so I suppose I have no choice."
You close your eyes, and mentally dive headfirst into your Kinetic Powers, letting them take over your body and mind. Your eyes open themselves, not of your will.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance (+1 to rolls, lasts 3 turns)
--- Healing Light
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Olympian Power
- Photosynthetic Regeneration
3/4 Inventory:
- DecaBow
- DecaBow Quiver
- Nautical Shiv
2/2 Equipped:
- Gold Gauntlets (Right: Wiffles' Orb | Left: Electric Orb OFF)
- Durendal

Tomaster [3-2=1]: "That...hurt..."
Even your monstrous strength and impact resistance, that hurt. Bad. In the storm cloud, you notice that the straps holding your BlueMetal armor on have broken. It slips off, and almost immediately after, a bolt of lightning shoots from a nearby cloud right into you, the most positively charged thing in the entire cloud.
The pain is excruciating and you literally black out for a few seconds. When you reawaken, you're falling back down towards the spire, WolfHunt aligned with a ridiculously large electrical charge. You see something falling in front of you. Something small and brown. In a panic, you feel your head. No Butterscotch.
"Buh-Butterscotch?! BUTTERSCOTCH!"
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Summon Shade
- Invisibility
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wing (+1 if flying)
- Super Strength (+1 to any rolls involving strength, provides great protection against impacts with BlueMetal Armor)
3/4 Inventory:
- 1 BLKBST Syringe Cartidge (40 Syringes)
- 1 Mostly Harmless Syringe Cartridge (25 Syringes)
- Force Amplifiers (+1 to any rolls involving strength)
1/2 Equipped:
- WolfHunt
Injuries:
- Intense Pain (-2 to next roll)
- "BUTTERSCOOOTCH!" (+2 to next roll)

Foa [1-5=1]: "Fuuuuuck..."
0/2 Active Abilities:
- Ranged Teleprotation
0/2 Passive Abilities:
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 6 Mags for LadyKillers (Current Mags: 18|18)
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora of the Gods
- LadyKillers (Dual Kickass Desert Eagles)
Injuries:
- Head stuck in the ground

JJA79 [1]: You get up, and run towards the armless Shadow, intending to drag him back to safety. What you don't expect is to trip on his severed arm and fall flat on your face, breaking your nose. You look up, and see Blue standing with her back to you right in front of you. She doesn't have the gauntlets, boots, or wings anymore. Somehow, it makes her more terrifying than with them.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Ergokinesis (Energy Control, +1 to melee and reflexes)
- Arthrokinesis (Control of joints and muscles)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Peak Musculature
- Rapid Bone Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Gem Shards
1/2 Equipped:
- Dragon Lance
Injuries:
- Paralyzed Legs
- Can only speak in Engrish
- Right Arm Healed Incorrectly
- Broken Nose

ShadoWKilleR255 [6-2=4]: ":<"
You lie there and pretend to be dead. It seems to be working...
Your arm stumps heal over enough to stop the rampant bloodflow, and you risk opening an eye a crack to check on Blue before she castrates you or something. She's just standing there, without any armor now. For some reason, she's a lot more intimidating.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Precision Mass/Energy Control
- Uncontrollable Thermokinesis
--- COMBO TECHNIQUE: Massively Effective Accelerator Rifle
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Nanotube Skeleton
- Resting Regeneration
1/4 Inventory:
- Archipelago Map/Arm Repair Idea
2/2 Equipped:
- Knuckle Blade
- Dark Ball
Injuries:
- Missing Both Arms (-2 to rolls)

Ragdollmaster [4]: You put your hands together, drawing electrical energy out of the storm above. You soon have a decently sized ball of dense electricity gathered, barely contained by your powers.
"Fry, ♥♥♥♥♥."
You shoot the electical energy forward in a glowing blue-yellow beam of electrical death. It hits Blue, and... Wait. No, it didn't hit Blue. Damnit, she got a shield up! How are you suppo- What is it doing?
The shield isn't blocking the electricity, it's... absorbing it? The shield gathers up the energy in a small ball in its center, then the pentagons of the shield bend back towards Blue, and the electrical energy discharges back at you, boosted by Blue's own energy.
"♥♥♥♥."
The beam hits you straight in the chest, and you take the full brunt of the attack. The ONLY reason your heart wasn't stopped was because of your electrokinesis. The energy Blue infused still packed a punch though, and you find yourself stunned by it.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Invisibility
- Electrokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Wings
4/4 Inventory:
- Satchel
--- Whistle
--- Orange Smoke Flare
--- Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks)
--- A Fake Mustache
- Keyring
- Flask of "Sunshine"
- Carved Obsidian Key menacing with Spikes of Donkey Leather
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:
- Stunned (-1 to next roll)

Game Events: Blue stands there, possibly contemplating. She didn't even notice Ragdoll's attack, but she does something now. She opens her eyes, takes a deep breath, then exhales noisily.
"Lock 1."
Whatever she did, it was big. An aura of white energy forms around her, and her clothing is absorbed by the white energy, changing into a white dress. The dress is long and flowing, with patterns that seem to absorb your attention and keep going in circles for miles, and shimmers silver-white depending on how you look at it. "Who's first."
Her voice is different from before, almost familiar but at the same time foreign.

Damnit all to pieces, Shadow, you done see what your tarnations have gotten us into?!?

Who else thinks Foa's going to lose his legs again?
EDIT: Poor Butterscotch D:

As the foremost expert in the field of Rage, allow to me comment.
Rage doesn't like Blue Demon, more than you guys, Blue being responsible for his death. So I'd guess that he'd focus on her the most, with you guys being second priority targets. Still not possible/a good idea. But yeah, my two cents.

Edit: Damnation, in my blind need to get involved in any conversation involving Rage, I just posted in this topic. Curses!

Oh goodie, is it time for a suicidal irresponsible rush that will still hopefully leave me alive?!?

>Shoot off into the air with my wings and scream, "FOR NARNIA!". Throw my fake mustache at Blue.

EDIT: Actually.

>In a very serious and grim voice, announce, "It's time." Pull out my Green Gelatin (with Evil Pineapple Chunks) and hurl it at Blue.

(Your Bunny must now roll the 12 sided black die and get a 3 or above to survive the attack.)

> "Please don't kill me, Blue .<" , GENUFLECT TO THE HIGHER POWER |

Yeah, we killed a god, but that was a ♥♥♥♥ god, and a nonentity npc, Blue however is a player character...
Ragdoll, dirtying a lady's dress, that is asking for it, like moshing her breats.

(Anyone else notice that Blue has been generally non-lethal? We seem to only be getting minuses to roll, excluding what happened to Shadow when he groped her.)

Well, I'm assuming I'm kind of on autopilot here, but my main objectives are:

Protect everyone else, and possibly bring them all to safety.
Distract Blue by abusing my speed.
Maim Blue.

Shadow, I think you're going to kill Foa if you so that.