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Kias4242
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 pm
Posts: 4
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 Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You don't get anything.
I insert the best Castlevania game ever, Symphony of the Night.
Edit: Dang you, Areku. This one works for you too, though, so all is forgiven.
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| Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:17 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get a very dark piece of music. [Geddit? Symphony of the night? Aw, what the hell.]
I insert a claw from the once great gylimachonofoprix. Great by name and great by nature.
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| Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:16 pm |
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Azukki
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:44 pm
Posts: 1916
Location: Flint Hills
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get a flesh's eye. I suggest you keep it and sell it to Sakharov, if you find yourself in Yantar any time soon.
I insert flashbang shotgun shells.
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| Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:59 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get a shotgun, but now you have no shells. It is completely useless.
I insert a UK train ticket.
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| Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:44 pm |
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Kias4242
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 pm
Posts: 4
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE No shotgun, ammo or not, is completely useless.
You get a boarding pass on the Hogwarts express.
I insert the brain of a mad man, because my hunchback dropped the genius one.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:47 am |
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lafe
Joined: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:33 pm
Posts: 718
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE you recive a free lunch.
I insert a vending machine.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:04 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE How many times have you been dismembered Sakiskid? Ah well once again, one of your body parts is removed forcibly from you. You are made the town wierdo: "The thing with no inserter". I laugh at you.
I insert a homemade cloud.
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| Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:29 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE Alas, it would appear that the flame that once was the vending machine has died. I hereby host it's funeral so that we may all say our final farewells. I leave you with this: Although I only knew it for a short time, I felt a certain affinity with this vending machine. Perhaps it was the brief psychic connection we shared whilst I attempted to regain posession of it from the hands of Duh. Perhaps it's that I can't help but feel mainly responsible for its demise, as I do believe clouds cause major bluescreen/RROD errors with vending machines, as it obviously cannot process them. It is a tragic loss to the forums. It shall be sorely missed. If you would like to say your final farewells, feel free to. I insert the obituary + coroner's report.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:11 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
Posts: 4144
Location: Hell.
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You recieve the very reports, Except with a stamp on them Saying "Void"
I Insert A Cupcake.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Areku
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:46 pm
Posts: 5212
Location: The Grills Locker.
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You receive an empty cup with no cake and a note: "It was delicious and moist."
I insert an acoustic guitar.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:24 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You receive a daemon and evil frosted muffins.
Ninja'd by Areku here.
You, however, recieve an electric guitar and some vomit.
Realising that the machine is alive, I rush it to vending machine hospital, silently regretting that I worked so hard on that obituary only to have it declared as void.
I insert defibrillators.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:26 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm
Posts: 4144
Location: Hell.
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get a pulse.
I Insert a Get Well Soon Card.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:37 pm |
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Kias4242
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 pm
Posts: 4
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get two severed thumbs.
I insert a crappy operating system. vista.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:53 pm |
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Disst
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am
Posts: 1182
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE You get a worse one. Mac.
You insert a porn magazine.
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| Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:57 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Vending Machine: REMADE The machine spits it out with a note saying: "Agreed"
Why must I be ninja'd so much?
The vending machine begins to vibrate, then it stops and releases the same magazine, but it is now covered in a suspicious fluid.
I insert clou- wait! Not a good idea... how about a terrorist?
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